Desert Rose's Oasis

[dohbuoy]

Crikey, DB! Is my face red??????

Ok, now how the heck do you Aussies get from a red face to one's ass???????
Y'all got some funny sayin's

 

[dohbuoy]

But I will investigate yours, if we need to find the missing drink......

 

[Triskele]

Ok, now how the heck do you Aussies get from a red face to one's ass???????
Y'all got some funny sayin's

Okaaaaaaaaaay. So translation to Americaiinn:

Is my face red?? = It's not up my butt!

 

[dohbuoy]

Okaaaaaaaaaay. So translation to Americaiinn:

Is my face red?? = It's not up my butt!

Hmmm very cheeky

 

[Triskele]

But I will investigate yours, if we need to find the missing drink......

Hmmm very cheeky

 

[OX2]

Make.... room... in ...the........ tub! Just falling in here. Spent two hours in a cold rain. An Ass whooping rain, one of those that beats the crap out of you then freezes your bones. Hail ripping sideways fer God's sake. Couldn't feel a few fingers and my balls were up in my throat.

A Hot tea with Honey Jack Daniels would be nice. Where can I warm these hands? and I think I'll have to put my finger up my ass and yell "SNAKE", just to get my dick out of hiding so I can piss.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the hot tub and the dry heat. Gotta love it.

There was a nice rainbow for a few minutes to give us all hope. Then It was crushed like our dreams by a blinding rain that whipsawed us.

 

[goddessoflove]

I like coffee in the morning, but switch to tea in the mid morning. I have a coconut Chi that's good and Green tea is good for you too.

So am I going to be double fisting with you and Trisk? Sangria in one hand and Margarita in the other? Hmmm wonder how I can work this?

I saw this wacky beer glass on TV that was two sided. Maybe that would work?

 

[goddessoflove]

Sounds like a plan, and a party in the making.



I love tea. I have so many different kinds I'm like a kid in a lolly shop. I'm a pretty sorry Barista that doesn't drink coffee. Love the smell and taste but the bod won't have it! Oh well.



A coconut chai???? There's a coconut chai??????? Why haven't I heard of this before?????? I'm a coconut idiot. I had a week long celebration when Coconut M&Ms appeared. Gotta get me some of this chai!

Don't like Green tea bags much, but it's great loose leaf made in pot! Mmmmhmmm!!

Um, Ox? Sometimes you just don't need hands, do you?????

Update: Bin googling. There's HEAPS. On a mission now. Need to try diff types. woohoo!

I am a pretty boring tea drinker. Usually jsut Red Rose but going to switch to some straight from India stuff I have seen in the Fair Trade section. I am already drinking either Fair Trade coffee from a local roaster or Kaui Coffee. I do like Coconut so maybe I will see if the local store has any.

 

[goddessoflove]

Anyone up for a swim?

In a really hot whirl pool yes.

 

[goddessoflove]

MAybe we switch to pinacoladas then, since you love coconuts. I used to have a big jar of coconut oil I used for cooking, maybe rub some of that on you. Get you all slippery and smelling like candy. The mind boggles. Then a little coco butter on Goddess and then the challenge is if I can stay in the middle!!

I do love my Pina Colada's. Coco Lopez all the way. Tried another brand of Coco Cream and it just wasn't the same.http://www.cocolopez.com/

 

[goddessoflove]

Ox I haven't seen a Rainbow in ages as there has been no rain. I sort of hoep maybe next after the thanksgiving would be a good time as it's jsut so dry. Probably need to get new rain gear as I threw out my old rainjacket as it had a hole in it but I hate the high price of the new rain gear on the market. Doesn't anyone sell old school yellow slickers anymore?

 

[suckmytitties]

Make.... room... in ...the........ tub! Just falling in here. Spent two hours in a cold rain. An Ass whooping rain, one of those that beats the crap out of you then freezes your bones. Hail ripping sideways fer God's sake. Couldn't feel a few fingers and my balls were up in my throat.

A Hot tea with Honey Jack Daniels would be nice. Where can I warm these hands? and I think I'll have to put my finger up my ass and yell "SNAKE", just to get my dick out of hiding so I can piss.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the hot tub and the dry heat. Gotta love it.

There was a nice rainbow for a few minutes to give us all hope. Then It was crushed like our dreams by a blinding rain that whipsawed us.

Ugh...it's chilly here today! A dip in a SUPER hot tub sounds wonderful! Well, that with a nice drink to warm me up!

 

[Triskele]

Make.... room... in ...the........ tub! Just falling in here. Spent two hours in a cold rain. An Ass whooping rain, one of those that beats the crap out of you then freezes your bones. Hail ripping sideways fer God's sake. Couldn't feel a few fingers and my balls were up in my throat.

A Hot tea with Honey Jack Daniels would be nice. Where can I warm these hands? and I think I'll have to put my finger up my ass and yell "SNAKE", just to get my dick out of hiding so I can piss.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the hot tub and the dry heat. Gotta love it.

There was a nice rainbow for a few minutes to give us all hope. Then It was crushed like our dreams by a blinding rain that whipsawed us.

We've had the most perfect 5 days. But a cool change is due this afternoon with wind and rain. It is dry atm, so some good rain is needed. I don't have to like it, though. i have a hole in my roof, so I'm just about to climb the ladder with my trusty silicone gun. I really HATE hieghts!!! But it's gootta be done.

I hope you've recovered sensation to ALL of your appendages, Ox. A good rub down is always good for restoring circulation. I'm sure that between, The Goddess, SMT and myself, you'll heat up in nooooooooooo time.

 

[goddessoflove]

How about about a group rub down?

 

[Triskele]

How about about a group rub down?

Sounds marvellous!

But can we wait until I fix this roof. I'll be shaking when I get down so whiskey and rubs sound like just the thing.
Just about to go and replace my silicone gun. Seems someone has bent it out of shape.

 

[goddessoflove]

Sounds marvellous!

But can we wait until I fix this roof. I'll be shaking when I get down so whiskey and rubs sound like just the thing.
Just about to go and replace my silicone gun. Seems someone has bent it out of shape.

Oh no. I will be here awhile. Just after 10pm on the west coast.

 

[Triskele]

Oh no. I will be here awhile. Just after 10pm on the west coast.

All done and dusted!

But getting back down again was lots harder than getting up there!!!

 

[OX2]

Trisk, Ya should have called earlier dear. I, ahem..love heights. And playing with silicone.

mmmmmmmm a group rub down, now that would be interesting. Or something from Animal Planet.

I bought some Absinthe about a month ago. Haven't had a chance to try it so I may experiment with it this weekend. I bought a little pack of individual airplane sized bottles last time I was at eh Getranke Markt. The wife was interested and she also picked up a bunch of little "Flick-Flack" bottles of brandy or something. Might be good for a party.

Just the thought of you three ministering to my worn and frozen body has made my day. Might just need to go find some coconut oil of my own for a few min.

 

[Triskele]

Trisk, Ya should have called earlier dear. I, ahem..love heights. And playing with silicone.

mmmmmmmm a group rub down, now that would be interesting. Or something from Animal Planet.

I bought some Absinthe about a month ago. Haven't had a chance to try it so I may experiment with it this weekend. I bought a little pack of individual airplane sized bottles last time I was at eh Getranke Markt. The wife was interested and she also picked up a bunch of little "Flick-Flack" bottles of brandy or something. Might be good for a party.

Just the thought of you three ministering to my worn and frozen body has made my day. Might just need to go find some coconut oil of my own for a few min.

Now Ox. You just relax, Sweetpea. Hope you've thawed out some.

Absinthe?! Wowie! Saw a programme some time ago where this English dude went to some bar and drank absinthe. He explained what he felt as he drank the stuff. The guy was sh*t faced. Down and OUT!! Next morning was sa-ad. I hope your experience is much better.

 

[OX2]

Now Ox. You just relax, Sweetpea. Hope you've thawed out some.

Absinthe?! Wowie! Saw a programme some time ago where this English dude went to some bar and drank absinthe. He explained what he felt as he drank the stuff. The guy was sh*t faced. Down and OUT!! Next morning was sa-ad. I hope your experience is much better.

Just layin back and relaxin. See. I CAN do as I am told. waiting for that warm feeling to begin. When the hands are felt and leave warm tracers along skin that feels like it's not attached to your body, like you are just floating. All nice and warm. Totally relaxed, until somebody rubs my left quadriceps and it makes my ab twitch and I giggle. Guess what else makes my tummy titch and makes me giggle.

 

[suckmytitties]

We've had the most perfect 5 days. But a cool change is due this afternoon with wind and rain. It is dry atm, so some good rain is needed. I don't have to like it, though. i have a hole in my roof, so I'm just about to climb the ladder with my trusty silicone gun. I really HATE hieghts!!! But it's gootta be done.

I hope you've recovered sensation to ALL of your appendages, Ox. A good rub down is always good for restoring circulation. I'm sure that between, The Goddess, SMT and myself, you'll heat up in nooooooooooo time.

I hate heights too...ugh!
Much prefer being in the water!
Group rub down! Count me in!

 

[OX2]

I hate heights too...ugh!
Much prefer being in the water!
Group rub down! Count me in!

did I mention I was SCUBA qualified?

I'd rather SCUBA dive than sky dive. It last longer and is more interesting.

I am a Tri diver. No shy to high. No sea to deep. No muff to Tuff. we dive at five.

 

[OX2]

Okay Oasis fans. Here we go with the mystical goo called absinth. I have half a bottle of a nice chardonnay and a half a bottle of some random red in me. already. I will attempt the classical absinthe use and hope to god I don't lose my mind or my anal virginity.

My wife is standing by with water and lubricant.

God save the queen.

 

[OX2]

Them little faggoty writers don't know what they are talk...................... I will get back to you all.

Thems some big chickens...........

 

[papadoc19]

Where are all the ladies?