Desert Rose's Oasis

[goddessoflove]

I hear ya. We really make too much of the Super bowl. I remember being told to go out on missions at Christmas because "Haji won't expect us too" and lost Soldiers. But got to stay in because it's the Super Bowl.

I like to watch Football. But I know it's just a game seems the US forgot that.

The NFL is just too bloated and it's usually boring to watch. The CFL game is a bit faster to me. Not so many stoppages of play etc. Smaller players make for more exciting game. There are still some big boys on defense. I just wish these rugby games this weekend were televised.

 

[goddessoflove]

I have dozens of beer steins and I use one for Coffee at work. I also have the 1 Liter one I use to drink 3 or four full of water through out the day. And beer. I use a big coffee mug for that though, and lately I use Vodka not Schnaps

I forgot I have some Russian vodka in the freezer. Now need to buy some oj to go with it.

 

[OX2]

I forgot I have some Russian vodka in the freezer. Now need to buy some oj to go with it.

You all got me started now. I am going to use Chi instead of coffee. I think if the NFL got rid of pads, you'd see less injuries. at least head injuries. Rugby is taking off here in the States too.

SO Goddess, Join me for some crazy Tea/ Coffee hot tub romps?

 

[goddessoflove]

You all got me started now. I am going to use Chi instead of coffee. I think if the NFL got rid of pads, you'd see less injuries. at least head injuries. Rugby is taking off here in the States too.

SO Goddess, Join me for some crazy Tea/ Coffee hot tub romps?

Yes I will. The Women's Under 17 rugby is on this weekend in the U.S. Following it on Rugby Canada twitter. Their head quarters is about five minutes from here at the local all purpose field. Also some footy on of all ages, a few rugby matches and North American style football in the summer. There are two big fields with stand so they can do tourneys too.

 

[papadoc19]

Sup Oasis-Dwellers

 

[Triskele]

Well if you grip that wriknly thing the way you are, you will have some creamy stuff soon enough

You are such a bloke!!!

Think subtle, sweetpea.

 

[goddessoflove]

Sup Oasis-Dwellers

Not much - Sup wid you.

 

[llidar]

Rose, I don't know if you get a chance to come back often but I think of you alot. Hope everything is OK....

 

[papadoc19]

Not much - Sup wid you.

Just chilling

 

[OX2]

Wow, I leave the oasis for a week and nobody comes back? WTF? The Aussie down under abandoned us? The Goddess from the Wild north coast leaves us? The Asian mistress leaves us tied up and alone? ANd our Mother Goddess Doesn't pop in to see how her progeny are evolving? !! This is Bullshit!!

C'mon Doh and Popa, we'll do guy stuff and hang out, put in a x-box and play games with loud music and invite in strippers ( all under 20) and watch sports on big screen TVs and then leave ALL the toilet seats up. Hell yeah that's a man's world. Tell 'dem bitches to make us some samiches damit!!! Got nuthin but cock and balls for their excuse.

Cigars and single malt all around gentlemen.

 

[dohbuoy]

**does his best zombie imitation, stumble-crawls to his floaty chair**

Gimme a sammich, wench! Any one of you will do. Bring me a beverage, too!!!

**passes out from exhaustion, knowing he is too numb to be able to feel the resulting backlash**

 

[Triskele]

**does his best zombie imitation, stumble-crawls to his floaty chair**

Gimme a sammich, wench! Any one of you will do. Bring me a beverage, too!!!

**passes out from exhaustion, knowing he is too numb to be able to feel the resulting backlash**

What's this I see? A cabana boy with attitude!!!! ????

*clips his ear*

Sunshine If you are tired and need tlc ASK!!! Say sumtin. All here are ready to assist in many ways to revive and relieve aches.

*Shares plate of food and massages shoulders*

A Mr Ox with attitude needs a spanking! :caning:
And what's this under 20s stuff? I thought you'd like someone who knew what they were doin? I'm sure the Oasis could expand to include a men's shed - but wouldn't that work against our 'one in all in' inclusiveness?

As usual, the women will stitch it all back together again.

Our Doc just chills and watches it all happen. 'Smileslayer' indeed.

 

[Triskele]

What is it with male attitude lately?

Son was a shit last weekend. So damn rude he got a slap! Shocked us both.

Been in the new job 3 weeks now. Long hours getting things done. Got a serious 'white ant' problem with one bird. Tried to stir up trouble with my boss but got put in her place quickly. Is now trying to stir up the mob. Not getting anywhere. We're waiting to see if she'll up the anti. It's interesting to watch her. she really thinks she's covert!

Othere than that, it's all good. Hope everyone else is well and happy!

 

[goddessoflove]

Wow, I leave the oasis for a week and nobody comes back? WTF? The Aussie down under abandoned us? The Goddess from the Wild north coast leaves us? The Asian mistress leaves us tied up and alone? ANd our Mother Goddess Doesn't pop in to see how her progeny are evolving? !! This is Bullshit!!

C'mon Doh and Popa, we'll do guy stuff and hang out, put in a x-box and play games with loud music and invite in strippers ( all under 20) and watch sports on big screen TVs and then leave ALL the toilet seats up. Hell yeah that's a man's world. Tell 'dem bitches to make us some samiches damit!!! Got nuthin but cock and balls for their excuse.

Cigars and single malt all around gentlemen.

I hate the toilet seat left u[. Have you ever sat on a cold rim at 3am in the morning? I'll take some loud music and sports. Just finished watching hockey. Hockey Day In Canada!!! Plus the local rock station is doing all 80's for the long weekend!!!

 

[goddessoflove]

**does his best zombie imitation, stumble-crawls to his floaty chair**

Gimme a sammich, wench! Any one of you will do. Bring me a beverage, too!!!

**passes out from exhaustion, knowing he is too numb to be able to feel the resulting backlash**

Get It Yourself Bub (that's from a cool beer ad from Washington state from the 80's)

 

[OX2]

What is it with male attitude lately?

Son was a shit last weekend. So damn rude he got a slap! Shocked us both.

Been in the new job 3 weeks now. Long hours getting things done. Got a serious 'white ant' problem with one bird. Tried to stir up trouble with my boss but got put in her place quickly. Is now trying to stir up the mob. Not getting anywhere. We're waiting to see if she'll up the anti. It's interesting to watch her. she really thinks she's covert!

Othere than that, it's all good. Hope everyone else is well and happy!

YA got to love the ones that think they are important. It's entertainment until it becomes counter productive and you crush her. It's what she wants. attention. Sometimes you wonder what would happen if you just grabbed her by the hair and bent her over the desk. A little spank and a good hard slamming, leaving all holes leaking, then throw her out of the office. Sorry, It's what I'd like to do with some of these crazy wives that give me and the Commander trouble all the time.

 

[OX2]

I hate the toilet seat left u[. Have you ever sat on a cold rim at 3am in the morning? I'll take some loud music and sports. Just finished watching hockey. Hockey Day In Canada!!! Plus the local rock station is doing all 80's for the long weekend!!!

The wife would rather it got left up. Her rational is that she can check to see if it's down, It REALLY sucks when you sit on it and it's wet.

 

[Triskele]

YA got to love the ones that think they are important. It's entertainment until it becomes counter productive and you crush her. It's what she wants. attention. Sometimes you wonder what would happen if you just grabbed her by the hair and bent her over the desk. A little spank and a good hard slamming, leaving all holes leaking, then throw her out of the office. Sorry, It's what I'd like to do with some of these crazy wives that give me and the Commander trouble all the time.

OMG!!!! Every time I see her now THIS will be stuck in my head!!! Oh boy!

And I'm thinkin you're just the man to do it!!! lol

The wife would rather it got left up. Her rational is that she can check to see if it's down, It REALLY sucks when you sit on it and it's wet.

Yech!! No way! Leaving seat up is hanging offence! not only is rim freezing but almost falling in is the pits!!!!

 

[goddessoflove]

The wife would rather it got left up. Her rational is that she can check to see if it's down, It REALLY sucks when you sit on it and it's wet.

Or on a cold morning sitting on a cold rim.

 

[goddessoflove]

OMG!!!! Every time I see her now THIS will be stuck in my head!!! Oh boy!

And I'm thinkin you're just the man to do it!!! lol



Yech!! No way! Leaving seat up is hanging offence! not only is rim freezing but almost falling in is the pits!!!!

Yes it is.

 

[papadoc19]

I hate the toilet seat left u[. Have you ever sat on a cold rim at 3am in the morning? I'll take some loud music and sports. Just finished watching hockey. Hockey Day In Canada!!! Plus the local rock station is doing all 80's for the long weekend!!!

Don't you look before you sit?

 

[OX2]

Don't you look before you sit?

Also a very good point that I have learned never to make.

 

[goddessoflove]

Don't you look before you sit?

I do now after that 3am incident

 

[goddessoflove]

So now me and daghter remind him very loudly when he leaves sits up.

 

[OX2]

So now me and daghter remind him very loudly when he leaves sits up.

I'd just start pissing on the seat at 1AM