Desert Rose's Oasis

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Hehehe....ah if only it were that easy ;)



Okay I really must know what the heck a cat vomit is! It sounds revolting but I am intrigued LOL. I am going to throw around my kettlebell for a bit :D That is always fun for some reason.

Almost ready to relax for the night but I have to earn it :D

It is that easy come over here have seat on my lap I show you
 
I am here, somewhere but I am drunk, I had 2, yes 2 Oasis Footrubs and a few martinis so I may be sleeping it off somewhere :eek:

Oh my! Only a few days and already you've been led astray!!! :eek::eek:

... if I'd known it was that easy..... :devil::D
 
Bella,
The Cat Vomit. Get on all fours ( I like this already) Suck your gut in like you are trying to throw up and poop at the same time. Hold that for 30 seconds. Do three to six of these a day. It helps with your core and obliques.
 
Holy crap I have the oasis to myself? No Way. I am dancing Naked with a beer in one hand and the music in my head is loud and Ahm Sangin and wiggilin my butt and doin the helicopter helicopter thing and whoo hoo-ing!!
 
Holy crap I have the oasis to myself? No Way. I am dancing Naked with a beer in one hand and the music in my head is loud and Ahm Sangin and wiggilin my butt and doin the helicopter helicopter thing and whoo hoo-ing!!

You're not alone anymore! Give me a beer and let's have fun. You know... public-appropriate fun. ;)
 
Hi to all the wonderful people here! :)

I'm sorry I've been away for so long but I've been having problems (and not issues - I don't know how that became so popular :rolleyes: ) at home and it's going to keep me away for a while longer. I hate to bring sad topics here in this happy place but I wanted to let you all know. I don't know how long I'll be away but I'll do my best to pop in as often as I can.

I appreciate all that you wonderful guys and gals have done to keep this place alive and make it the happy place it's meant to be. :heart: :kiss:
 
Hi to all the wonderful people here! :)

I'm sorry I've been away for so long but I've been having problems (and not issues - I don't know how that became so popular :rolleyes: ) at home and it's going to keep me away for a while longer. I hate to bring sad topics here in this happy place but I wanted to let you all know. I don't know how long I'll be away but I'll do my best to pop in as often as I can.

I appreciate all that you wonderful guys and gals have done to keep this place alive and make it the happy place it's meant to be. :heart: :kiss:

*hugs*

:kiss:
 
Hi to all the wonderful people here! :)

I'm sorry I've been away for so long but I've been having problems (and not issues - I don't know how that became so popular :rolleyes: ) at home and it's going to keep me away for a while longer. I hate to bring sad topics here in this happy place but I wanted to let you all know. I don't know how long I'll be away but I'll do my best to pop in as often as I can.

I appreciate all that you wonderful guys and gals have done to keep this place alive and make it the happy place it's meant to be. :heart: :kiss:

I hope you will get things settled down soon, DR, and I have:ride: a getting you will:rose:

I think we can hold the fort for you, we'll keep the place changed up and the bar stocked for you and for all the visitors.
 
Hehe. How about I distract you over a glass off Oasis Footrub???? :devil: I reaaalllyy need an actual footrub to go with it.... ;)

I was distracted as soon as you walked by
:rose: I'll take a sip of your drink, just sit back and allow me to take care of your feet and else i can reach:devil:
 
DR. No issues kid, we'll be here when you get Problem solved, staying solved. Of course you are missed, but still we expect to see your luscious set of boobs every time we log on. Keeps us all coming back ya know.

Beer for you, Beer for me TM. and what kind of age and location appropriate fun do you suggest? Hmmmmmmm

I know , Let's discuss the final scenes of Titus Andronicus.:devil:
But in the tub.
 
DR. No issues kid, we'll be here when you get Problem solved, staying solved. Of course you are missed, but still we expect to see your luscious set of boobs every time we log on. Keeps us all coming back ya know.

Beer for you, Beer for me TM. and what kind of age and location appropriate fun do you suggest? Hmmmmmmm

I know , Let's discuss the final scenes of Titus Andronicus.:devil:
But in the tub.

Yay! Good beer, good company, good conversation, and a lovely location for it all... heaven!
 
It is that easy come over here have seat on my lap I show you

Hehehe....see the things I miss when I am too tired to play? Learning new things is exhausting! I have been going to bed as soon as I can wrestle the kids there every night!

Bella,
The Cat Vomit. Get on all fours ( I like this already) Suck your gut in like you are trying to throw up and poop at the same time. Hold that for 30 seconds. Do three to six of these a day. It helps with your core and obliques.

You are a master of description :D I will try them because my stomach is the weakest part of my body (notice there are no stomach pictures in my av ;)

I appreciate all that you wonderful guys and gals have done to keep this place alive and make it the happy place it's meant to be. :heart: :kiss:

Make sure you poke your head in when you can Rose. You can soak up all our love and appreciation for you to keep you going when things are tough. :kiss:

Anticipating an excellent 3-day weekend in the Oasis...:D

Assume the position oh favorite lounge chair of mine :cool::kiss: Looking forward to some good time in the oasis this weekend as well.

Yay! Good beer, good company, good conversation, and a lovely location for it all... heaven!

Agree with all of the above wholeheartedly!

And to those that I didn't quote...I still love you just as much :D
 
Hehehe....see the things I miss when I am too tired to play? Learning new things is exhausting! I have been going to bed as soon as I can wrestle the kids there every night!



You are a master of description :D I will try them because my stomach is the weakest part of my body (notice there are no stomach pictures in my av ;)



Make sure you poke your head in when you can Rose. You can soak up all our love and appreciation for you to keep you going when things are tough. :kiss:



Assume the position oh favorite lounge chair of mine :cool::kiss: Looking forward to some good time in the oasis this weekend as well.



Agree with all of the above wholeheartedly!

And to those that I didn't quote...I still love you just as much :D

Bella, you rock. Just wanted to say that officially. You're the quotin' queen.
:)
 
Me, too! I was pretty damn proud of myself. And then I almost always forget to use it. :rolleyes:

Lol...I forget when I am on my phone because the buttons are so incredibly teeny tiny but when I am on my netbook I use it often.

So where are all my peeps tonight? Come out and play my friends :D I am getting myself a Tequila Rose because I am in the mood for a creamy pink drink :D what is everyone else having?
 
Lol...I forget when I am on my phone because the buttons are so incredibly teeny tiny but when I am on my netbook I use it often.

So where are all my peeps tonight? Come out and play my friends :D I am getting myself a Tequila Rose because I am in the mood for a creamy pink drink :D what is everyone else having?

I've never had one of those, but it sounds good to me. I'm game to try anything once!
 
Somebody beer me!!!

Nice to be back is it me or is there a lag?

To much sun and the server is drunk.
 
Lol...I forget when I am on my phone because the buttons are so incredibly teeny tiny but when I am on my netbook I use it often.

So where are all my peeps tonight? Come out and play my friends :D I am getting myself a Tequila Rose because I am in the mood for a creamy pink drink :D what is everyone else having?

I've never had one of those, but it sounds good to me. I'm game to try anything once!

So? We're doing fruity creamy drinks tonight and it sounds like we're celebrating the end of the week. Hoooha. From the posts this week I'd say everybody earned it. And a hug or two too. To hyped up right now to chill in a tub. May just have to go over an make sure Bella REALLY understands the knee bender, the bend and reach and teach her the fun of the Cat vomit!!

Titilatemoi honey, sore from shoveling yet? Wanna join in the work out demonstrations over here? Bella's learning new tricks.;)
 
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