Desire Essentials

[Lord Pmann]

Happy birthday. I got you a goat. Do with it what you want. I know what Brits do to goats.

 

[Adre]

Slainte to my favorite Trotskyist, whatever that actually is.

 

[AllyRose]

Thank you very much! If only my gangrene hadn't cleared up at just the wrong moment I'd have waved a Green Spot at you.

Don't mention it.

No... seriously. Don't mention that again.

 

[Garnate]

Don't mention it.

No... seriously. Don't mention that again.

Hahahahaaaa

 

[InWord]

Hahahahaaaa

Passive flirt.

 

[thør]

Happy birthday. I got you a goat. Do with it what you want. I know what Brits do to goats.

Ya fuck one goat............

 

[Jennifer]

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people! I love you to pieces. (Don't tell G. )

 

[DesEsseintes]

Ya fuck one goat............

Exactly! Plus, she told me she was a sheep.

 

[Mr Noone]

Many happy returns of the day, old man. Next time I'm over we shall go punting on the Cam, bring a hamper with tea and scones for refreshment on the backs (Jesus green is nice) and finish with a pint or two of bitters.

 

[Garnate]

Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people! I love you to pieces. (Don't tell G. )

I heard (read) that!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Many happy returns of the day, old man. Next time I'm over we shall go punting on the Cam, bring a hamper with tea and scones for refreshment on the backs (Jesus green is nice) and finish with a pint or two of bitters.

You are a kind and noble man - but I am allergic to Cambridge! It's a silly thing, really, but there it is. Can we make it Oxford punting, and I'll buy the beer?

Oh, and Jennifer - my e-fiancee loves you far more than you could ever love me, so I think we are quits on that score. But thank you!

 

[Mr Noone]

You are a kind and noble man - but I am allergic to Cambridge! It's a silly thing, really, but there it is. Can we make it Oxford punting, and I'll buy the beer?

Oh, and Jennifer - my e-fiancee loves you far more than you could ever love me, so I think we are quits on that score. But thank you!

Really? My daughter did an MPhil at Queens', so I have a soft spot.

I got my degree from Oxford. The one in Ohio.

But it's your birthday, so your choice.

 

[Jennifer]

You are a kind and noble man - but I am allergic to Cambridge! It's a silly thing, really, but there it is. Can we make it Oxford punting, and I'll buy the beer?

Oh, and Jennifer - my e-fiancee loves you far more than you could ever love me, so I think we are quits on that score. But thank you!

Perhaps on your next birthday, G, Mr. Noone, and I will come sweep you off of your

Oxford feet. Goat kebabs and sexual deviancy are on the menu. PMann is going to do

the video.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Happy Birthday Des. Since your a lover of books, I thought this would be an accompaniment to the used goat Lord P gave you.
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[InternationalFunboy]

Happy Birthday to a right chap. You're the dog's bollocks!

 

[neci]

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/cat-for-tea.jpg

happy birthday, old chap!

 

[neci]

Happy Birthday to a right chap. You're the dog's bollocks!

fuck the dog.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Hope your day is full of marmalade!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Perhaps on your next birthday, G, Mr. Noone, and I will come sweep you off of your

Oxford feet. Goat kebabs and sexual deviancy are on the menu. PMann is going to do

the video.

Even in bespoke stick man porn, I bet he will manage to make my bum look big.

Happy Birthday Des. Since your a lover of books, I thought this would be an accompaniment to the used goat Lord P gave you.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1f/61/0b/1f610b759b268c474ef9ef68c7df8de4.jpg

I'd love to read that - I never saw the film but heard great things about it. Thank you! (Was that goat really second hand? It felt very tight. Still, that's a 2-dimensional penis for you. Barely broken in at all.)

Happy Birthday to a right chap. You're the dog's bollocks!

Ah, my dear sir, you are far too kind. <Bows.> Seeing you post is a present in itself.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/cat-for-tea.jpg

happy birthday, old chap!

Thank you, dear Neci! One day the stars will be right and we shall meet for tea and cats.

fuck the dog.

Is that an order?

Hope your day is full of marmalade!

No. Marmalade. In. The. House.

I just checked the cupboard again. It's a bona fide tragedy. I need International Rescue or something.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Notice how GARNATE looks like Ann Coulter these days?

 

[Aphro]

Happiest of birthdays, Des!

I hope it marks the start of a fantastic year.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Notice how GARNATE looks like Ann Coulter these days?

She does resemble her somewhat but she seems much more lucid and human than Coulter. Have you watched Coulter recently? She is looney tunes.

Happy Birthday to DesEsseintes!

I am fascinated by usernames but have no idea what yours could mean. Care to share?

 

[Mr Noone]

...I am fascinated by usernames but have no idea what yours could mean. Care to share?

Internets is a magical thing...

"Against the Grain" (1884) is a novel by the French writer Joris-Karl Huysmans. Its narrative concentrates almost entirely on its principal character and is mostly a catalogue of the tastes and inner life of Jean des Esseintes, an eccentric, reclusive aesthete and antihero who loathes 19th-century bourgeois society and tries to retreat into an ideal artistic world of his own creation. À rebours contains many themes that became associated with the Symbolist aesthetic. In doing so, it broke from Naturalism and became the ultimate example of "decadent" literature.

Our Des retreated into Lit.

 

[kbate]

hb Des

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[PeteHulbert37]

I'm late to the party, I think. Was it a party? There was this mother's day thing. Anyway, Happy Birthday to a good bloke!