Desire Essentials

[Wings]

Happy birthday!

 

[Brollyanna]

Happy barfday, Des!

 

[Lorilei]

Happiest of birthdays, Des! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JhkKLP8WE

 

[Saucyminx]

Happy birthday Des

Pop a bottle!

 

[yossi]

Happy, happy birthday
From all of us to you.
We wish it was our birthday
So we could party too!

Many happy returns of the day, Des.

 

[butters]

Happy Birthday, Des​

yeah, this was the surprise but it can serve as your birthday present

 

[Paendragon]

You are the best e-fiancee I've ever had (still waiting on the Lit wedding of the century) and thank you for staying up until, what, 8.00 pm US time when you have a massaging remote-controlled uberbed to welcome you!

I will raise my cup of tea in your general direction, and thank you for not insisting on a pre-nup.




We define the time. But thank you!

You define nothing!

Except beans on toast. You define the hell out of that.

Anyway, happy belated or whatever!

 

[Mischka]

Happy happy! Joy joy! Cake cake! Books books! Marmalade marmalade!

 

[CyranoJ]

Happy (belated?) Birthday and well met to Des. Hope you have a good one.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I hope Desiree is on a marmalade run.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I hope Desiree is on a marmalade run.

I was lunching in Oxford and saw Julian Fellowes and Damien Lewis at the table next to me. I was so busy playing it cool by not looking at them that I forgot to look at them.

Butters, that's the book of essays you mentioned to me ages ago - how lovely! Cry Me A River, Aphro, Paendragon, thank you ever so and back atcha. Mischka and Ricky, I adore you both. Wings and kbate, know that I admire you both from afar, and am still calculating safe distance. Lorilei, WOW! Thank you so much, you superstar.

Mr Noone, you are a scholar and a gentleman - Mr Cyrano, charmed as ever. Yossi, I could lose myself in your poetry, and Brollyanna, I could lose myself in your whimsy. As for Madam La Minx - all my favourites! How did you know?

I have probably missed out someone with whom I am furiously in love. That would be typical. Anyway, you are all far too adorable and I want to convert to Mormonism just so I can e-marry you all, but as you know I am already e-spoken for.

More seriously - thanks for taking an odd Englishman under your collective wing at a tough time.

 

[Fata Morgana]

You know I never knew Lewis was married to Helen McCrory til the other week. She's lovely and a fab actress.

 

[Pookie]

I hope your birthday was a grand one, Des.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You know I never knew Lewis was married to Helen McCrory til the other week. She's lovely and a fab actress.

Well, he WASN'T WITH HER AT LUNCH! The rumour mill starts here.

I hope your birthday was a grand one, Des.

Thank you! Why do I imagine that your rose is one enormous, poisoned thorn, with a scrawled drawing of a rose hacked into it with child's blood?

 

[Pookie]

Thank you! Why do I imagine that your rose is one enormous, poisoned thorn, with a scrawled drawing of a rose hacked into it with child's blood?

I guess I'm not hiding that very well.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I guess I'm not hiding very well.

It's adorable.

 

[rimmy]

The best of days to you, Desiree.

 

[DesEsseintes]

The best of days to you, Desiree.

I had a dream about you and bean the other day, even though I've never met either of you! You beat me at petanque, and I had to buy you a case of cider.

But, you know, thank you for your wishes. Fuckin' hustler.

 

[Pookie]

It's adorable.

Too cute.