Desparate Housewives Show

writer64 said:
You must not have watched it all. At the very end, Mike and Susan do end up together- he takes her in the kitchen and she leads him into bed. Very sexy!

my cable operator cut out just as thery were attacking each other.... can't miss those promos you know!
 
12/12

well, a catfight, but not to thrilling a one....would have lovedd to have Susan comforted by someone, who then slid a hand into those open thighs.....
 
I can't see the show where I work (in Middle East) but from what Ive haerd, I hope the show smoe g/g sex and on of the housewives having a black baby.
 
last show

Yes, except for the catfight, pretty slow show in the sex dept. Next week looks to be better- ABC is teasing previews with Susan in some sheer lingerie :)
 
12/19

A promising start with Sharon Lawrence looking lovely in her open shirt, and a nice shot or three of Teri Hatcher , but no real follow through.

I must admit that when the 'nanny cam' showed Marla Sokoloff hugging the three bears to her ample bosom, I thought they were hinting at pedo implications. The rest of those parts of the show, I speculated on Felicity being schoooled by Marla. A nice shift from the 'Sharon Lawrence teaching Marcia Cross how to siscipline naughty husbands' fantasies....
 
The ladies are on the Oprah show again today if anyone's interested.
 
Mona said:
The ladies are on the Oprah show again today if anyone's interested.

.... and another chance for Terri Hatcher to show off her "strippercize" routine. :)
 
Nothin' wrong with that. ;)
I missed the show the first time around.
It was a real treat.
 
writer64 said:
.... and another chance for Terri Hatcher to show off her "strippercize" routine. :)

which is worthy of a story in and of itself!
 
strippercize

I keep thinking the writers will write the strippercize bit into the show somehow. Maybe Susan will go over to Mike's house and give him a show in his own living room, private lap dance and all. But alas once againthey are interrupted, this time by the ghost of Mrs. Huber waving the infamous measuring cup.

Then Susan teaches the rest of the gals the routine... even Bree! (Looks like she is going to start dating in the next episode.) Of course, Edie would not need too much training. ;)

So now that the gals are trained in the art of striptease, they take the charity fashion show idea one step further -- a housewives amateur night benefit at the local strip club. Sharon Lawrnence joins the fun in a skintight black leather outfit; she even gets one guy to lick her boots for $20. Benefits from the show go to help Mama Solis, who makes a sudden recovery, only to realize her son is in jail, and then sinks back into a coma. Her last vision is Gabrielle hovering over her clad only in pasties and a thong. (Not sure why Gabrielle would be still in the stripper outfit, but it's what I'd want to see before slipping in to a coma.)
 
Re: strippercize

writer64 said:
I keep thinking the writers will write the strippercize bit into the show somehow. Maybe Susan will go over to Mike's house and give him a show in his own living room, private lap dance and all. But alas once againthey are interrupted, this time by the ghost of Mrs. Huber waving the infamous measuring cup.

Then Susan teaches the rest of the gals the routine... even Bree! (Looks like she is going to start dating in the next episode.) Of course, Edie would not need too much training. ;)

So now that the gals are trained in the art of striptease, they take the charity fashion show idea one step further -- a housewives amateur night benefit at the local strip club. Sharon Lawrnence joins the fun in a skintight black leather outfit; she even gets one guy to lick her boots for $20. Benefits from the show go to help Mama Solis, who makes a sudden recovery, only to realize her son is in jail, and then sinks back into a coma. Her last vision is Gabrielle hovering over her clad only in pasties and a thong. (Not sure why Gabrielle would be still in the stripper outfit, but it's what I'd want to see before slipping in to a coma.)

that would make a great Lit story.....
 
I kid you not...I found a story quoting Teri Hatcher in FMH mag saying she hasn't had sex for about four years...and saying she gets by with the help of fabulous electronics...now there is an image that works!
 
Vive La Nanny!

what a nice going away gift ( or pair of them) from Marla Sokoloff - the 'nude' scene, then her bending over the table as the cross dangling in front of her cleavagre hypnotizes us.

Too bad they wrote her out. Maybe Lynette should rehire her. I'd love a threesome story of Lynette, her hubby and the nanny.
 
Hose Her Down

perhaps the least sexy episode yet. I felt very cheated after the build up that the hosing off of Susan ( Teri H) was rushed- I was waiting for the slow-mo!

Story Idea: who got to towel her off?
 
sirhugs said:
mmmmmmmmmm yesssssssss - did you see thew ones of her dancing afterwards?

I always loved the phrase " Golden Globes", but they forgot the awards for " best fake tits" and " best natural tits".

Nah, haven't seen 'em yet, but now I'm on the lookout.
 
sirhugs said:
link through her page on imdb

Did it.

She's really gettin' down isn't she?
For some reason, I still think the dress should have been more form-fitting.
 
Mona said:
Did it.

She's really gettin' down isn't she?
For some reason, I still think the dress should have been more form-fitting.

because of her great form?

which would you prefer- her in character of the show, or an out of character teri hatcher piece?
 
01/23

not the hottest of shows for story ideas, though the prolonged scene with Felicity Huffman's nipples poking through the pajama top was fun....I wonder how her character will exact revenge for hubby's indiscretions?

how will Bree seek revenge on rex?
will Gabby fuck John's Dad?
 
Enhace it

race_1962 said:
This week's (10/24) episode could have been more fun, if written by some of the folks in Literotica. I am thinking of the story line where the Terri Hatcher character was being blackmailed by the other woman in the neighborhood.

Would be fun making her squirm as she is ordered to strip. I got to think Terri has a nice bush to complement her natural 34C breast.

How would you enhance this story idea?

I wouldn't mind blackmailing Teri Hatcher for some hot lesbian sex. :)
 
no new show this week

which left me with extra time to contemplate Pam Anderson's claim that she was offered the part played by Teri Hatcher.

In a perfect world ( or a Lit story), the producers would cast the role by puttiung the two in a room with a bed and various toys and seeing which was most desparate.;) :D
 
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