Dirty 30s

[Jamiegeo]

Just found this thread, as it applies to me i thought i'd drop in and say hey... So..err...Hey...

 

[Trekka]

Because, science...

 

[pvt_addiction]

Because, science...

Your cherry got just as many worst votes as orange. I guess we're even.

 

[Trekka]

Your cherry got just as many worst votes as orange. I guess we're even.

I'm just excited that you referenced "my cherry..."

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

I'm just excited that you referenced "my cherry..."

To be fair to your cherry...it gets a lot of votes..or something

 

[Trekka]

To be fair to your cherry...it gets a lot of votes..or something

*giggles*

Was it voted "Most Likely To Succeed?"..."Best Dressed?"..."Class Clown?"

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

*giggles*

Was it voted "Most Likely To Succeed?"..."Best Dressed?"..."Class Clown?"

'Most Outgoing'

 

[Susurration]

I had killed it with my lemon starburst talk. I'm sorry.

Pfft, so you say . Look what you've started now .

Hi, I'm Trekka, and I feel quite comfy with the 12 step vibe. *Sips her incredibly strong coffee. Because coffee is the new cocaine.

I enjoy working more than full time, cleaning up after as many human beings as possible, dreaming about vacations I can't afford, and putting my own needs last. I get my exercise via hefting laundry, hauling bags of groceries, and sex with my boyfriend: the type of sex I was either too drunk, or too inhibited, to implement in my 20s.

And the pink starburst (strawberry?) are clearly the worst. Lemon and cherry => best

*Sips water slowly*. See, see, I can be decadent too .

As for Starburst, I think that were called by a different name the last time I ever ate one .

 

[Trekka]

'Most Outgoing'

https://codecademy-discourse.s3.amazonaws.com/original/4X/a/9/7/a97bac9f16ebe8e82bbb889a633e531beffc2a14.gif

Pfft, so you say . Look what you've started now .

And there is still much to cover! For example:

• Do green M&Ms really make you horny?
• Do pop rocks + soda = exploding stomach?
• What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

*Sips water slowly*. See, see, I can be decadent too .

*Eyes you over her newly acquired reading glasses...

 

[Susurration]

And there is still much to cover! For example:

• Do green M&Ms really make you horny?
• Do pop rocks + soda = exploding stomach?
• What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Nope, definitely not . I ate enough of them last year to know .

I wouldn't want to find out.

A what now ?

*Eyes you over her newly acquired reading glasses...

*Glances away, before glancing back with a smile* .

Women wearing reading glasses are sexy .

 

[Ask For More]

And there is still much to cover! For example:

• Do green M&Ms really make you horny?
• Do pop rocks + soda = exploding stomach?
• What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

No...
Maybe, but Mentos + Soda definitely
I have no idea what a Klondike bar is.

Next!

 

[sks43]

http://blog.centralaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Klondike-Bar.jpg

Yummy goodness!

 

[MforYou]

http://blog.centralaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Klondike-Bar.jpg

Yummy goodness!

But what would you do for that yummmmmmy goodness??

 

[Susurration]

http://blog.centralaz.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Klondike-Bar.jpg

Yummy goodness!

I now know what that is . Thank you.

 

[Lunation]

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

It's best not to speak about the things I have done for a klondike bar.

The blood spilled.

The bodies buried.

Pacts made with beings whose very existence is a blasphemy; who should have died when the world was still young. Whispers in the dark. Deeds too loathsome to remember and too damning to forget, forever clawing at the corners of my memory and my sanity.

All for just one more klondike bar...

Just. One. More...

 

[Ask For More]

It's best not to speak about the things I have done for a klondike bar.

The blood spilled.

The bodies buried.

Pacts made with beings whose very existence is a blasphemy; who should have died when the world was still young. Whispers in the dark. Deeds too loathsome to remember and too damning to forget, forever clawing at the corners of my memory and my sanity.

All for just one more klondike bar...

Just. One. More...

You're in your thirties....surely you can just stroll down to the store and buy one?

 

[Lunation]

You're in your thirties....surely you can just stroll down to the store and buy one?

WTF? Seriously? Then that advertising campaign was entirely misleading...

 

[Ask For More]

WTF? Seriously? Then that advertising campaign was entirely misleading...

Ooops, have I let the cat out of the bag?

 

[sks43]

It's best not to speak about the things I have done for a klondike bar.

The blood spilled.

The bodies buried.

Pacts made with beings whose very existence is a blasphemy; who should have died when the world was still young. Whispers in the dark. Deeds too loathsome to remember and too damning to forget, forever clawing at the corners of my memory and my sanity.

All for just one more klondike bar...

Just. One. More...

You make what I did sound so boring.

You're in your thirties....surely you can just stroll down to the store and buy one?

This is what I did.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

You make what I did sound so boring.


This is what I did.

well where's the fun in that? At least you could pretend it was a sexy stroll down the the store.

 

[sks43]

well where's the fun in that? At least you could pretend it was a sexy stroll down the the store.

Who said it wasn't?

I'm about to stroll to my freezer right now.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

Who said it wasn't?

I'm about to stroll to my freezer right now.

Should there be music?

 

[sks43]

Should there be music?

I always hear music when I stroll.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I always hear music when I stroll.

I hope it isn't yackity sax... O.O

 

[sks43]

https://youtu.be/XfwQ_7xqO7Y