...Discard "broken" Toys

[Lord Pmann]

I've got my eye on you. *squint*

Hahaha. Oh shit. I love that.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

if you got some neighbours you dont like, throw it in their yard and if they have a dog then it is even funnier

I was just thinking doggy chew toy!

 

[Ellafun]

if you got some neighbours you dont like, throw it in their yard and if they have a dog then it is even funnier

Just coat it in bacon grease first...

I was just thinking doggy chew toy!

See, now this is the true spirit of the How To board at work! ~sigh~ Some people just don't get it.

 

[Emerson40]

love yourself. love the planet.

SEXTOYRECYCLINGDOTCOM


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How it Works

You seal it up...

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Seal your used sex toy in one of our Tyvek pouches, which you can obtain by emailing us, or pick one up at your local sex toy retailer. While we sterilize all toys upon receipt, we would appreciate it if you wash your toy with soap and water before submitting it for collection.

...and drop it off

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You drop the pouch into one of our secure receptacles, where it will be collected and transported to our processing center.

We sort it out...

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After undergoing thorough sterilization, toys are inspected and sorted according to their material composition. Vibrators and other mechanical toys are sent to the skilled technicians in our repair department for salvage and refurbishing. Any batteries left in the toys are removed and recycled appropriately. Silicone and rubber toys are sorted and the materials processed for reuse. Any metals, plastics, or other materials left over after the reclamation process are recycled for non-sex-toy purposes.

...and grind it up

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We then use a patent-pending process similar to that used to recycle athletic shoes into rubber surfaces for basketball courts. The rubber and silicone is ground up, mixed with a binding agent, and remolded into new toys. For sanitary and safety reasons, each toy is then coated with a layer of new silicone. The result is a sex toy made of at least 95% post-consumer materials.

You cash it in

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For each sex toy you submit for recycling, you will receive a voucher good for $5 toward the purchase of any product in our recycled sex toy line. You can redeem the vouchers at your local sex toy retailer, or at our online store (coming soon!) using the special code you recieve.​

SEX TOYS RECYCLING

 

[Aphro]

Oh, my God...can you imagine working at the dildo recycling factory?

 

[XsNrg]

Oh, my God...can you imagine working at the dildo recycling factory?

No...........

 

[chipcarver]

Can you imagine the dinner conversation with your spouse?

How did your day go dear?
Glad you asked...We got this purple vibrator in that looked like a train ran over it. The electronics were fried and the silicone coating was worn so thin I don't think we can salvage any of that. This lady must be so deprived of sex.
The wife is thinking to herself "OMG he would have to get the one I sent in"