DLL's anything goes thread

[wanderer2704]

Well ! its still on

Not here its not

 

[Joey3308]

A very special song for a very special.........guy


http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/penissong.html

 

[wanderer2704]

A very special song for a very special.........guy


http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/penissong.html

Joey that was great.

Have you seen this?

http://www2.b3ta.com/merrychristmas/

 

[TeeTee]

TGIF DLL & Friends!
hope y'all have a good night and great weekend

 

[ram1_2]

TGIF DLL & Friends!
hope y'all have a good night and great weekend

Thank you, sweeting!

 

[TeeTee]

Thank you, sweeting!

Hiya Sweets!!!
psssst....ur Pm is full empty it please clean it out even ur sent messages....thank you my dear

 

[Joey3308]

A huntin we will go....a huntin we will go...hi ho the merry oh, a huntin we will go

 

[Joey3308]

Here's a fun place to go....if ya have nuttin to do


http://www.naloo.net/squeezeapimpel/

 

[Joey3308]

Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded.

The answer is at the end for those who cannot think this one through!!

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is getting oral sex from an 85 year old woman.

They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?

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Answer: Don't look down

 

[ram1_2]

Here is a riddle for the intellectually minded.

The answer is at the end for those who cannot think this one through!!

At the exact same time, there are two young men on opposite sides of the earth:

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers.

The other is getting oral sex from an 85 year old woman.

They are each thinking the exact same thing. What are they both thinking?

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Answer: Don't look down

Thought it was going to be,

"Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!..........'

 

[Joey3308]

Think you've got it bad? See how rich you really are.....


http://www.globalrichlist.com/index.php

 

[Joey3308]

A sure sign of stress

 

[teasing_tim]

Hi guys

I can sell keyboards for 20 $

 

[ram1_2]

Hi guys

I can sell keyboards for 20 $

Damn! I can't even PLAY one for that!

 

[longlegs_DDs]

I need a little help

Obviously, I am trying to be dicreet. For a change! Out of respect for privacy.

But I am trying to contact dcraz. I have not been able to locate him and I see he has not been around on Lit in quite awhile. In searching his posts, I see he used to come here often so I am hoping someone here knows how to contact him.

I would really like to get him a message before the holidays.

Please PM me if you have any information for him.

Thanks.

 

[Joey3308]

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WILL NEVER MAKE "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" OR EVEN "THE WEAKEST LINK"...HERE'S THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?



All done? Check your answers below!




ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Joey3308
FOR ALL OF YOU WHO WILL NEVER MAKE "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE" OR EVEN "THE WEAKEST LINK"...HERE'S THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing requires 4 correct answers)

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?



All done? Check your answers below!




ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand

Hi Joey!!!!!!!!!! Boy I am a real dope how did I pass the bar???? I knew like 3 answers....

 

[Joey3308]

Hi Joey!!!!!!!!!! Boy I am a real dope how did I pass the bar???? I knew like 3 answers....

I didn't get any

Welcum back...I've been "keepin it up" for you

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Joey3308
I didn't get any

Welcum back...I've been "keepin it up" for you

Thank you so much Joey!!!! I was most entertained reading all the posts..I loved the "snow" one....
and thanks for "keepin it up " for me ..you might have to continue a little more but I think I will pop in alittle more my time is getting better

 

[Pengy]

Thank you so much Joey!!!! I was most entertained reading all the posts..I loved the "snow" one....
and thanks for "keepin it up " for me ..you might have to continue a little more but I think I will pop in alittle more my time is getting better

Well hello stranger, nice to see you back.

 

[DLL]

http://www.royalcrafts.com/crafts/christmas_crafts/images/christmas-stockings/christmas-stockings-ornaments.jpg



Wow This place needs some holiday cheer...Hi Cute Penguin!!!! I hung your stocking..like it???

 

[Pengy]

http://www.royalcrafts.com/crafts/christmas_crafts/images/christmas-stockings/christmas-stockings-ornaments.jpg



Wow This place needs some holiday cheer...Hi Cute Penguin!!!! I hung your stocking..like it???

Well thanks sexy, all we need now is Santa to forget i've been a bad boy!

 

[longlegs_DDs]

Thanks for all the help!

To everyone that responded to my request for assistance in locating dcraz, I wish to offer my sincere thanks.

You have been most helpful. Not to mention kind and gracious in welcoming me here.

 

[DLL]

Re: Thanks for all the help!

Originally posted by longlegs_DDs
To everyone that responded to my request for assistance in locating dcraz, I wish to offer my sincere thanks.

You have been most helpful. Not to mention kind and gracious in welcoming me here.

's LL DD and welcome

 

[ram1_2]

Re: Re: Thanks for all the help!

's LL DD and welcome

"........LL DD....DLL......my word, I'm feeling like this is becoming a sensual version of Sesame Street....."Today's erotic fantasy is brought to you by the letters 'D' and 'L' ..."

Chuckle!