DLL's anything goes thread

[Joey3308]

BENEFITS OF BEING FEMALE

* We got off the Titanic first.

* We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological
disorder excuses.

* We never ejaculate prematurely.

* We get to flirt with systems support men who always return
our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

* We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone
being suspect of our sexuality.

* When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.

* We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...
...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first
place.

* We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty
old perverts.

* Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous -
guys look like complete idiots in ours.

* We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

* We can cry and get off speeding fines.

* We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing
inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers......
Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

* Taxis stop for us....and we can negociate method of payment.

* We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central
figure in a computer game.

* We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
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[DLL]

http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/frogbender/


click that link

 

[ram1_2]

http://joecartoon.atomfilms.com/pages/frogbender/


click that link

Oh blast! All I have is a little red cross.......and I'm relatively well, at this point, too!

 

[Joey3308]

Thought I'd bring back this one cuz its X-Mas

http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm

 

[DLL]

Wishing everyone that stops by here a very blessed and Merry Christmas...Joey take over a while as I will be away until Jan 5th
Happy New year To You All Too!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXXOOO
DLL





(can't wait for Santa)

 

[ram1_2]

Wishing everyone that stops by here a very blessed and Merry Christmas...Joey take over a while as I will be away until Jan 5th
Happy New year To You All Too!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXXOOO
DLL





(can't wait for Santa)

I am sure that Joey will provide Christmas cheer to sustain us in your long absence!

May you travel in safety, sweet girl; we shall miss you, greatly Happy New Year, dear one!

 

[dcraz]

A Christmas Wish For The Host

Wishing everyone that stops by here a very blessed and Merry Christmas...Joey take over a while as I will be away until Jan 5th
Happy New year To You All Too!!!!!!!!!!!!
XXXOOO
DLL

(can't wait for Santa)

You will be missed my dear.

I do know one thing you will NOT be getting from Santa. There will be NO chinchilla for you my dear!!!

Wishing you and yours a most wonderful Christmas filled with loving family, great food, joy and love. And may the heartfelt presents you receive be cherished for years to come.

Please be safe on your travels and know that you will be missed and thought of often.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Re: A Christmas Wish For The Host

You will be missed my dear.

I do know one thing you will NOT be getting from Santa. There will be NO chinchilla for you my dear!!!

Wishing you and yours a most wonderful Christmas filled with loving family, great food, joy and love. And may the heartfelt presents you receive be cherished for years to come.

Please be safe on your travels and know that you will be missed and thought of often.

DC!!

Merry Christmas to you, stranger!!
Hope you have a great one!!

 

[dcraz]

Re: Re: A Christmas Wish For The Host

DC!!

Merry Christmas to you, stranger!!
Hope you have a great one!!

MT,

Merry Christmas to you me friend.

And to all the gang here.

Ram
Joey
Pengy
Ling my darling

Everyone please be safe and stay warm!

DC

 

[dcraz]

Re: Good Morning One and All

Good morning to all my new friends. I just popped back into the office to take care of a last minute crisis before leaving again for the holidays. But I wanted to stop by and return a little holiday cheer.

Thanks once again to Ram and DLL for helping me out before.

Since I will be out of contact for the next few days, I want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas.

To Ram I offer my heartfelt warm wishes this holiday season. A true gentleman that welcomed me when I knew so few. Keep an eye on your in basket. I promise to follow up with you after the holidays.

To DLL, I offer my thanks and best wishes. That you may receive the most personal of gifts this holiday. I happen to know that you will! She knows what I mean. The rest of us should be so lucky.

To DCRAZ if he ever returns. It was wonderful to catch up with you after so many years. I never thought it was possible, but you have only grown more precious in my eyes. You will always capture my heart. More than you will ever know.

LL_DD,

So wonderful to hear from you again after so long. I cannot believe you found me here!

You remain as kind and generous as ever with your words and your actions. As in times past, I hardly feel so deserving but love hearing it all the same.

Merry Christmas to you dear. May you be blessed with all the holiday cheer the days may bring.

Be safe and stay warm!

DC

 

[DLL]

Re: A Christmas Wish For The Host

Originally posted by dcraz
You will be missed my dear.

I do know one thing you will NOT be getting from Santa. There will be NO chinchilla for you my dear!!!

Wishing you and yours a most wonderful Christmas filled with loving family, great food, joy and love. And may the heartfelt presents you receive be cherished for years to come.

Please be safe on your travels and know that you will be missed and thought of often.

OMG!!!!! Christmas has come early seeing DC post here...now I received everything a girl could want....


hmmmmmm....i think there might be a chinchilla under the tree after all poor thing even has a name

 

[dcraz]

Re: Re: A Christmas Wish For The Host

OMG!!!!! Christmas has come early seeing DC post here...now I received everything a girl could want....


hmmmmmm....i think there might be a chinchilla under the tree after all poor thing even has a name

I know of at least one present you have received....


And one you have not yet received...

Merry Christmas my dear.

 

[Joey3308]

Who wants some head?

 

[Joey3308]

 

[Peteslaw2]

The spirit of Christmas can be so grand. Nice to see everyone talking to each other again. May all of you have joy and peace.

And you, DLL are the best present ever.

 

[Joey3308]

Tis the season to be generous to those less fortunate

 

[ram1_2]

The spirit of Christmas can be so grand. Nice to see everyone talking to each other again. May all of you have joy and peace.

And you, DLL are the best present ever.

And may you, PL, enjoy the blessings and peace of this most joyous season!

 

[Joey3308]

 

[dcraz]

A Very Merry Christmas Wish

Merry Christmas to all on this chilly morning.

May you each be touched by the kind of love and hapiness you all deserve.

I know I have been blessed more than I could ever have imagined.

 

[Joey3308]

NEW DRINK

This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she'll be
happy to pick up the round as she's heard of a new drink she wants him to
try.

She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of
Bailey's. The other full of lime juice.

She says, "Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey's, hold it in your
mouth, and then drink the lime juice."

He looks a little dubious but does as he's told because she's really cute
when she's enthusiastic.

First he swallows the Bailey's. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his
mouth.

Then he chugs the lime juice.

After about a second, the cream in the Bailey's curdles in his mouth.

Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.

As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, "It's called 'Blowjob
Revenge'."

 

[Joey3308]

Number of physicians in the U. S.: 700,000.
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000.

Accidental deaths per physician: 0.171 (U. S. Dept of Health & Human
Services)

Number of gun owners in the U. S.: 80,000,000.

Number of accidental gun deaths per year (all age groups): 1,500.

Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun
owners.

FACT: Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.

As a public health measure I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for
fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention, acquire
firearms, or both.

 

[DLL]

Merry Christmas To all..I am looking at my home at the end of a wonderful day filled with friends and family around me and I am enjoying a cup of hot tea finally able to sit back a second and wondering...oh god tomorrow is sunday and my cleaning lady comes Monday
Hope everyone had a wonderful day filled with love and laughter....


Love you all



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[Peteslaw2]

oh my

Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64.

 

[Joey3308]

Merry Christmas To all..I am looking at my home at the end of a wonderful day filled with friends and family around me and I am enjoying a cup of hot tea finally able to sit back a second and wondering...oh god tomorrow is sunday and my cleaning lady comes Monday
Hope everyone had a wonderful day filled with love and laughter....


Love you all



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Thanks DL, same to you....cleaning lady? Must be nice...lucky you

HEY LOOK!

Remember you saw it here first

 

[ram1_2]

Merry Christmas To all..I am looking at my home at the end of a wonderful day filled with friends and family around me and I am enjoying a cup of hot tea finally able to sit back a second and wondering...oh god tomorrow is sunday and my cleaning lady comes Monday
Hope everyone had a wonderful day filled with love and laughter....


Love you all



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Bless you for your kindness......I am sure that you will excuse me, if I failed to achieve your goals (I think you know why). Should you ever need a SECOND cleaning person, let me know

May you feel the warmth which comes from the boundless good wishes and tender love which surrounds you...............