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Lonely Knight said:
My Valentine

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, its perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.


Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger; "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...

IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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OMG!! lmaololol.............. too cute!
 
Originally posted by Lonely Knight
My Valentine

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
what I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, its perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.


Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger; "That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...

IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!
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damn Peggy you have the most romantic guy.....

mumbles off saying always a bridesmaid.....:p
 
Originally posted by Lonely Knight
(Condensed version)

Roses iz red
Violets iz blue
I pickt ya a dandylin
Git nekkid.
:heart:
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Damn LK that Peggy is one heckofa lucky woman...I would love to be a fly on the wall when you recite that to her:D :p
 
Ya think?

(I can see myself there, looking just like that fly, after having been introduced to Mr. Swatter) ;)
 
Have fun everyone see you all later I need to get my ass in gear here
xoxoxoxo:kiss:
 
Originally posted by tall_n_tight
Nice little ass that it is too! :kiss:

Drifter where are you my little Valentine?
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ahhhhhhhh thats 2

whos without a valentine in here???
hey Q!!!!!! where are you and JP you too??? ask someone to be your valentines..and don't ask Jesse hes mine:p
 
Ugh, I don't like Valentines day one bit, it just makes being alone even worse and magnifies it.


Bah-Humbug :mad:






:( I want a Valentine :(
 
Jedi_Princess said:
Ugh, I don't like Valentines day one bit, it just makes being alone even worse and magnifies it.


Bah-Humbug :mad:






:( I want a Valentine :(
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I have to agree JP. We can kid on here all we want to, but fact is... I will, once again, be alone on V-day :rolleyes: *sigh*
 
Originally posted by Jedi_Princess
Me too.....again :(
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being alone isn't so bad....rent a favorite movie make a big bowl of popcorn and buy yourself some flowers....:rose:


will you two be my Valentines???:heart:
 
Originally posted by Jedi_Princess
Me too.....again :(
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being alone isn't so bad....rent a favorite movie make a big bowl of popcorn and buy yourself some flowers....:rose:


will you two be my Valentines???:heart:
 
DLL said:
being alone isn't so bad....rent a favorite movie make a big bowl of popcorn and buy yourself some flowers....:rose:


will you two be my Valentines???:heart:
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I think being alone is ok, as long as people don't keep rubbing it in your face that you are this time of year.


I would love to be your Valentine :rose:
 
Originally posted by Jedi_Princess
I think being alone is ok, as long as people don't keep rubbing it in your face that you are this time of year.


I would love to be your Valentine :rose:
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Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I have a Valentine!!!!!!!!!!
want to watch really cheesy love stories and eat junk food with me???:rose:
 
DLL said:
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy I have a Valentine!!!!!!!!!!
want to watch really cheesy love stories and eat junk food with me???:rose:
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hehehe I was gonna do that anyway :)
But now I don't have to do it alone :D
 
Originally posted by Jedi_Princess
hehehe I was gonna do that anyway :)
But now I don't have to do it alone :D
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I always watch bell book and candle on valentines day..I dont know why ..and on st patricks day I watch darby o'gill and the little people..:kiss:

i just got bridget jones diary want to watch that one???:)
 
DLL said:
I always watch bell book and candle on valentines day..I dont know why ..and on st patricks day I watch darby o'gill and the little people..:kiss:

i just got bridget jones diary want to watch that one???:)
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Sure, I've never seen it before
 
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