DLL's anything goes thread

tall_n_tight said:
Maybe she just needs a little mouth to mouth the revive her. :p

We can take turns in giving her the mouth to mouth. That should be enough to wake her up, don't you think so ;)
 
RD! Of course you can help! I am sure there is plenty of room for one more in the old square circle!

I have a feeling that sweet ass of yours will do wonders for JP!
 
romanticdrifter said:
Can I help?



thats quite the 4 some...leaves you all some Cristal and chocolate covered strawberries....
oh and hands TT a can of redi-whip.....



Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 
tall_n_tight said:
RD! Of course you can help! I am sure there is plenty of room for one more in the old square circle!

I have a feeling that sweet ass of yours will do wonders for JP!

Seems as if it will be a huge crowd around JP today ;)

Princess where are you ?
 
DLL said:
thats quite the 4 some...leaves you all some Cristal and chocolate covered strawberries....
oh and hands TT a can of redi-whip.....



Enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thanks DLL :kiss:

I am sure we can have lots of fun with the whip :devil:
 
teasing_tim said:
You seem to have lots of good ideas ;)

I'm sure that the strawberries can be useful too :devil:



and dont forget the champagne....jesus you all make it hard to get things done....
 
DLL said:
and dont forget the champagne....jesus you all make it hard to get things done....

Yes, we have to remember the champagne it tastes so good when served in the belly button ;)
 
romanticdrifter said:
And I will gladly sample the lovely cocktail filtered through her thong! :p

Oh RD, you are BAD! And I love it!!! :devil:

JP! Get your ass in here and give me a hand!
 
Loving it and loving you my sweet thing!

Roses for you darling... :rose: :rose: :rose:

Plucked and dropped on you from above like so many precious rain drops...

:kiss:
 
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uncles, cousins as well as my friends, were standing there. My girlfriend
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any surprise parties.
 
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system:"Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you
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