DLL's anything goes thread

Food for thought.

This happened at a major Australian University, during a biology lecture.
A professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A
young woman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand you correctly,
you are saying there is as much glucose in male semen as in sugar?" The
professor responded, "yes, that's correct", adding some statistical data
to his lecture. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't
it taste sweet?" After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out
laughing. The poor girl turned bright red, and as she realised exactly
what she had inadvertently said, she picked up her books, and without
another word, walked out of the class - and never returned. However, as
she was heading for the door, the professor's reply was a classic.
Totally straight faced, he answered her question. "It doesn't taste sweet
because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and
not in the back of your throat."
 
romanticdrifter said:
Loving it and loving you my sweet thing!

Roses for you darling... :rose: :rose: :rose:

Plucked and dropped on you from above like so many precious rain drops...

:kiss:


Gagggggggggggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssss :p oh I mean Gee how lovely...I mean that....






tiptoes out :rolleyes:
 
Ugh what a day what a day what a day...............I was at school for 11 and have been doing midterms since then, I just got back and I need foooooooooood
 
Jedi_Princess said:
Ugh what a day what a day what a day...............I was at school for 11 and have been doing midterms since then, I just got back and I need foooooooooood


JP Hugggs I missed you..and from the looks of this thread so did everyone else...
xoxoxo :kiss:
 
DLL said:
Gagggggggggggggggggggssssssssssssssssssssss :p oh I mean Gee how lovely...I mean that....






tiptoes out :rolleyes:

Wow! No more roses for the ungrateful one... Will just have to find someone else more apreciative...




Tiptoes out :rolleyes:
 
romanticdrifter said:
Wow! No more roses for the ungrateful one... Will just have to find someone else more apreciative...




Tiptoes out :rolleyes:

Aw come on now! You know she was just kidding! Girls gotta love the roses.

Those wouldn't happen to be Tyler roses now would they?
 
Jedi_Princess said:
Hiya people, how are you all this evening?

Doing great GF! How are you tonight. Feeling any better after your long day?

I had a chat with someone claims to be a friend of yours today. I will PM you to check him out. Just to be careful ya know?
 
tall_n_tight said:
Doing great GF! How are you tonight. Feeling any better after your long day?

I had a chat with someone claims to be a friend of yours today. I will PM you to check him out. Just to be careful ya know?

I'm feeling a little better, getting relaxed and taking it easy, letting my brain shut down :)
 
Jedi_Princess said:
I'm feeling a little better, getting relaxed and taking it easy, letting my brain shut down :)


Well ladies how are we this evening. I am rather relaxed. Called off of work today because of very quezzy tummy but never did get really sick. So lookes like work tomorrow
 
MysteriousRomantic said:
Well ladies how are we this evening. I am rather relaxed. Called off of work today because of very quezzy tummy but never did get really sick. So lookes like work tomorrow

Yeah, I have more midterms tomorrow, but then i'm done until March 1st :D
 
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