DLL's anything goes thread

[dcraz]

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[MT_Pitcher]

Stry...don't believe a word ..ice water runs thru my veins

That explains the puddles.......

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by MT_Pitcher
That explains the puddles.......

Ohhhhhhhh I thought that was something else

 

[bashfull]

Howdy Ya'll

Just thought I'd drop in to pay my respects. <tips hat> This is quite an active thread. Though I can certainly understand seeing as who is the mc.


ladies
^5 guys

Bash

 

[DLL]

Re: Howdy Ya'll

Originally posted by bashfull
Just thought I'd drop in to pay my respects. <tips hat> This is quite an active thread. Though I can certainly understand seeing as who is the mc.


ladies
^5 guys

Bash

's bash welcome to the thread!!!! Feel free to add to the silliness

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Thanks for the warm (icy?) welcome . Romantic or Ice Princess, Romantic or Ice Princess, hmmmmm. I have been know to melt ice before . This could get very interesting

Stryder

 

[bashfull]

*perk*

Did someone mention ice? I happen to have a particular interest in that topic, ya'll.

Bash

 

[Pengy]

Good Morning all, hope everyones well today.

How about starting the day with a Conundrum:

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Unless its raining, then he takes the lift all the way to the 46th floor. Why?

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Pengy
Good Morning all, hope everyones well today.

How about starting the day with a Conundrum:

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Unless its raining, then he takes the lift all the way to the 46th floor. Why?

He Likes to exercise and not get wet

 

[cjh]

no hints, pengy?

 

[done_got_old]

Good Morning all, hope everyones well today.

How about starting the day with a Conundrum:

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs the for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor. Unless its raining, then he takes the lift all the way to the 46th floor. Why?

He's too short to reach the button to his floor.

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by done_got_old
He's too short to reach the button to his floor.

Hi DGO Welcome to the thread...
I have a q for thought this morning....

There is a house with four walls.
Each wall faces south.
There is a window in each wall.
A bear walks by one of the windows.
What colour is the bear??

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by bashfull
*perk*

Did someone mention ice? I happen to have a particular interest in that topic, ya'll.

Bash

what is the interest do share

 

[done_got_old]

Hi DGO Welcome to the thread...
I have a q for thought this morning....

There is a house with four walls.
Each wall faces south.
There is a window in each wall.
A bear walks by one of the windows.
What colour is the bear??

white

 

[cjh]

that bear is white

 

[Stryderthorongil]

Hey DLL, just stopping in to say good morning. Just got in from running and am all wet. Yes, raining here. Have to stop dripping on the key board. Hope you have a good weekend.

Stryder

 

[Cathleen]

white

dang you beat me to it!!!

ok here is one for you......

If a boy and a half can eat a hot dog and a half in a minute and a half, how long would it take six boys to eat six hot dogs?

 

[DLL]

Hi Cate Love this kind of stuff I stink at it but still love it...
the answer is one

heres another since all you wiseguys thought the polar bear one was too easy


There is a room.
The shutters are blowing in.
There is broken glass on the floor.
Ther is water on the floor too.
You find sloppy dead on the floor.
Who is sloppy?
and how did he die?

 

[Peteslaw2]

dang you beat me to it!!!

ok here is one for you......

If a boy and a half can eat a hot dog and a half in a minute and a half, how long would it take six boys to eat six hot dogs?

 

[done_got_old]

Hi Cate Love this kind of stuff I stink at it but still love it...
the answer is one

heres another since all you wiseguys thought the polar bear one was too easy


There is a room.
The shutters are blowing in.
There is broken glass on the floor.
Ther is water on the floor too.
You find sloppy dead on the floor.
Who is sloppy?
and how did he die?

Sloppy is a fish. The wind blew the fishbowl over and he died.

 

[Cathleen]

dang you beat me to it!!!

ok here is one for you......

If a boy and a half can eat a hot dog and a half in a minute and a half, how long would it take six boys to eat six hot dogs?

Nope the answer is a minute and a half.....

where have you seen a boy and a half? I got it from my 'groaners' page!

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by Cathleen
Nope the answer is a minute and a half.....

where have you seen a boy and a half? I got it from my 'groaners' page!

oh mannnnnnnnnnnnnn

hangs my head in shame

 

[Peteslaw2]

Nope the answer is a minute and a half.....

where have you seen a boy and a half? I got it from my 'groaners' page!

Isn't Dubbya a half a boy?

 

[DLL]

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Good luck to the sox tonight

 

[dcraz]

Streaking Through....

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