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What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?


A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.


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DLL said:
What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?


A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.


:p
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Ta da dummmmm............
 
The old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form." "You can do it", the lawyer said, "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?" "That's my business! Get me the form!"


Four days later, the old man got his registration changed. His lawyer was at his bedside making sure his bill would be paid. Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing, and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "Please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to become a Democrat so badly before you died?" In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said: "One less Democrat".


:p
 
slowndeep said:
Very close MT !! :) I was actually brought up with a teat on a guinness bottle !! :D

Morning all , hope your weekend went well and you didn't OD on Bush and Kerry ! From a neutral perspective I'll be glad when you've had your vote!
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that won't end it Pete, lol....
everyone will be griping about who won and how bad a job he's doing for the next 4 years!
 
babydoll2u said:
that won't end it Pete, lol....
everyone will be griping about who won and how bad a job he's doing for the next 4 years!
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Probably true Peg , just hope they count properly in Florida this time !!
 
Morning peeps, i trust you all had a good weekend, and didn't get pestered to much by trick or treaters! :D

I see slowndeep has had that drink problem for a while then. LOL
 
Pengy said:
Morning peeps, i trust you all had a good weekend, and didn't get pestered to much by trick or treaters! :D

I see slowndeep has had that drink problem for a while then. LOL
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Heyup Waddley one !! Weekend was hectic - how was yours matey?

As for a drink problem - it's a vocation pal !! ;)

Tell me , how'd you manage to get battered 1-0 by the mighty Gillingham ???
 
slowndeep said:
Heyup Waddley one !! Weekend was hectic - how was yours matey?

As for a drink problem - it's a vocation pal !! ;)

Tell me , how'd you manage to get battered 1-0 by the mighty Gillingham ???
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Battered isn't the word i would choose, unlucky is more like it...and actually it was the mighty 10 men of Gillingham! :(
If we'd have scored twice, then it would have been a whole different game. :D

Weekend was good thanks, had family down, so it was a good laugh. Plus the clocks went back, so got an extra hour in bed, always a bonus.
 
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