Do You Masturbate at Work?

[longlonghorn]

Sometimes, I masturbate for work.

Do tell

 

[restless_bob]

I used to (not working right now). Small company, not many employees, I had a lot of time to myself. I'd unzip under my desk, get some tissues...

 

[RobfromLit]

I have, but I have an office with a door that locks so it's pretty low risk and often times it is out of necessity. If I don't release the tension then productivity goes way way down

 

[jason28053]

indeed I have!

 

[Tulia]

I did when I was pregnant. Thanks to dirty text messages from my husband and lots of hormones flowing, I had to sneak off to a rarely used bathroom to take care of myself.

 

[sybarite_1]

I've sent a few to the bathroom to wank off through sexting...dam fun...one guy had to walk into a meeting with a boner showing...apparently a woman noticed his huge wanker and her eyes went big as saucers...he had a big one...

at work, not for years...sometimes I had to leave a university lecture to rub one out...especially when I was surrounded by the campus swim team...

I do enjoy rubbing one out in parking lots...

 

[restless_bob]

I've sent a few to the bathroom to wank off through sexting...dam fun...one guy had to walk into a meeting with a boner showing...apparently a woman noticed his huge wanker and her eyes went big as saucers...he had a big one...

at work, not for years...sometimes I had to leave a university lecture to rub one out...especially when I was surrounded by the campus swim team...

I do enjoy rubbing one out in parking lots...

I've done it in parking lots a few times. I remember a woman once passing by my car and looking shocked - she must have guessed what I was doing from the expression on my face.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Haha. Talk about lack of self control.

Okay. I've once jacked off in a Pizza Hut. The whole story is amazing/frightening.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

it was such a hard day at work..

::cough::

 

[Bluespark]

Okay. I've once jacked off in a Pizza Hut. The whole story is amazing/frightening.

Dear lord please tell me you were working there and not a customer.

 

[Suz_anne]

Okay. I've once jacked off in a Pizza Hut. The whole story is amazing/frightening.

Amazing/frightening sex stories are my favourite kind!

it was such a hard day at work..

::cough::

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. Amen, sister.

Dear lord please tell me you were working there and not a customer.

How is one being an employee better in that scenario?

 

[firefighterscott]

Yes I have plenty of times. I find it hot taking a chance of getting caught while I'm getting off talking to someone over the phone.

 

[Suz_anne]

I worked from home today... does that count?

 

[lowphat]

I worked from home today... does that count?

I don't know, did you masturbate?

 

[MidThirtiesGuy]

I worked from home today... does that count?

Just about!

I didn't work from home, and did masturbate. Bit of stress relief (plausible excuse!?) reading a story in the bathroom.

 

[tnh_06]

I have many times, usually after hours, but not always alone in the building

 

[Ashrem7]

Many times, during business hours, almost got caught a couple of times. .

 

[michael1966b]

I worked from home today... does that count?

only if you masturbated!

 

[The Next Big Star]

Never at any place of work, especially my current one. WAAAAAAAAAAAY too large of a company, and specifically, office. Though, right when I started working where I work now, I was sexting with a client from the last place that I worked at and she "supposedly" got so hot and bothered one day that she went into one of the stalls in the ladies room at her work and masturbated. She said she was shocked, since she never imagined she would ever do that.

 

[Lia Monde]

I once had a sales job that required me to drive to clients. I wasn't into the job. I decided that each time I made a big sale, I'd reward myself by masturbating in the car. It was the best incentive plan I've ever had and my sales improved significantly.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Nah. Hell it is hard enough finding time to just fit in a little break

 

[hotoldrguy]

I have and still do sometimes

 

[Iamdusty]

I have only done it once in my life & it was in the restroom.
Done it multiple times in my car while driving.

L

Oh just lovely !! More driver in attention to worry about .. Lol

 

[Davesmith42]

Have a lot of time alone in the morning so can't help it

 

[Iamdusty]

Oh wow... I think I'd end up in the ditch if I tried to masturbate while I was driving. You're a talented woman.

I wonder what the police officer would write In his report as cause of accident after he found you in the ditch - Lol