richard_daily
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As often and as varied as I'd like. Being an adult is great.
Does anyone here get laid on a regular basis?
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GimpyIntellect
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I'm guessing an Alzheimer's patient wouldn't forget you...
I meant I just saw them tonight. Every time I see them it's a new, breathtaking experience.
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When I am here, I usually get bored on a regular basis...
GimpyIntellect
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Your post total would suggest you live a rather mundane life.
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I live a quiet, contemplative life, yes, but it is full of good books, good friends and good food.
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PS - I also work a lot of nights and early shifts when it is too dark to work outside and too disruptive and discourteous to those who are still asleep...
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I do - at least once a week for sure.... sometimes more - I am a single lady
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What a coincidence!
I am a single guy.
I am married...
~BUT!~
There's just one of me.
I am a single guy.
I am married...
~BUT!~
There's just one of me.
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For the record- nobody from lit ever...
GimpyIntellect
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I live a quiet, contemplative life, yes, but it is full of good books, good friends and good food.
I couldn't help but notice good sex was absent from this list.
You must have been trying to make a list similar to your wife.
Once a week seems a little lacking for a nympho.
How often do you diddle yourself, Mona?
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That's because a humble man is not a braggart...
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That's because a humble man is not a braggart...
Tell me more about your undefeated MMA career.
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this thread is quite hilarious actually...
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Show me where I have ever claimed that.
If you want me out of your thread, all you have to do is ask.
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4est_4est_Gump
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Sorry, on this end it sounded just like one of my numerous trolls...
My apologies.
My apologies.
GimpyIntellect
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I'm way too lazy to be a troll.
I just don't have the energy or passion to come up with creative new names to call people on a daily basis.
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*chuckle*
And so now you understand why I am so bored...
And so now you understand why I am so bored...
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Poor AJ.
The trolls and never getting laid.
So sad.
The trolls and never getting laid.
So sad.
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stfu troll
Saint Peter
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Picking on your tranny "friend" and abortion buddy were too much?
*kleenex*
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When, in years, was the last time you had so much as a fucking date that did not take place in cyber land?
GimpyIntellect
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Guys, listen.
It's clear none of us are having sex.
That doesn't mean we have to beat each other up over it.
It's clear none of us are having sex.
That doesn't mean we have to beat each other up over it.
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Sorry to muddy up your thread, Gimpy.
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The females here are mostly married; if you read their posts it's clear the only sex they're having is online.
Same for the dudes pretending to be women.
And the long distance "relationship" people like butters and sean obviously dont get any, though ltr gets lots, just not from sean.
The trolls and alts clearly don't have any time for real people.
And anyone who posts in multiple forums, especially the Playground are your cry for help lonely hearts oddball losers.
Political forum users... Do you need to ask?
Most are here looking for what they aren't getting.
Those are educated guesses. I do know for certain that I have an active, healthy, kinky sex life and i wish the same for those who don't
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