Does anyone here get laid on a regular basis?

[GimpyIntellect]

Quit bragging.

Jesus what's your problem?[/QUOTE]

I've got a little heartburn.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Judas betrayed him...

LOL[/QUOTE]

THAT'S why I won't do two shows a night anymore...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Actually, it's DCL that has the court order about being within 500 yards of a high school...

 

[Lancecastor]

Laura, why did you stop having sex while she had cancer?

Will you stop if/when it returns?

 

[kauen]

I'm in the minority(and its sad) of people who still enjoy sex within my marriage even with our fifteenth anniversary coming up in two weeks.

We fuck like rabbits(except for the year long period of her cancer battle of course) but its because we never get caught up in the weird myth that boards like this seem to perpetuate that married people should be having sex with anyone but their spouse.

The fact I write porn and read it to her all the time might help with the drive, but more likely than not we're just a rarity in that we are totally compatible sexually.

Plus, and people mock things like this, we have date nights and we keep them no matter what else is happening. In fact we have two, every Friday night we go out and do something.

Every Saturday afternoon we do lunch and role play, we've been doing it for years. Its the game of cheating on your spouse, with your spouse.

But too many people will not communicate with their spouse. They have kinks they are ashamed of for whatever reason, or think the other person will get pissed off or...maybe stupid religious guilt or raised by someone with hang ups that were passed down.

Fact is it blows my mind that married people let their sex lives go. Sex is the best thing in the world, it feels great, its good for you physically and its free!

Unless you're Lance of course, then its not free and you always have to watch out for undercover cops and there's the restraining orders at the local high schools....

That's so sweet. FWIW I hope me and my BF will be like that when we're your age

 

[Pashenry]

87 89 92 octaine.

Yes.

Still in the honeymoon phase.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Yes.

Still in the honeymoon phase.

Any pictures, audio, or videos to depict the action?

 

[Pashenry]

Yes

Any pictures, audio, or videos to depict the action?

Yes.................

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Give us just one honey moon...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Yes.................

Please post them here or send them to my PM box.

This is a matter of URGENCY.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Please post them here or send them to my PM box.

This is a matter of URGENCY.

Who are you?

Foreigner?

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Who are you?

Foreigner?

The group?

Some have said I'm as cold as ice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The group?

Some have said I'm as cold as ice.

Even though you're hot-blooded?

 

[Lancecastor]

That's so sweet. FWIW I hope me and my BF will be like that when we're your age

You'll have cancer and he will pretend he's a woman?

 

[kauen]

You'll have cancer and he will pretend he's a woman?

"Facepalm"

 

[Saint Peter]

Yes.................

Nice lighting.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Even though you're hot-blooded?

With all his voyeuristic admissions, it sounds as if he were more "I want to know what love is."

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

With all his voyeuristic admissions, it sounds as if he were more "I want to know what love is."

lol...

 

[GimpyIntellect]

With all his voyeuristic admissions, it sounds as if he were more "I want to know what love is."

Where have you been all my life? I've been "waiting for a girl like you"...

 

[Lancecastor]

"Facepalm"

Oh... Did you mean he will get paid in your name to get around the freeze on his bank account by his ex wife for child support?

Sexy!

 

[Lancecastor]

With all his voyeuristic admissions, it sounds as if he were more "I want to know what love is."

I think Urgent would be closer to the truth.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Where have you been all my life? I've been "waiting for a girl like you"...

I've been a 'long, long way from home', of course.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I've been a 'long, long way from home', of course.

Our wedding reception would include the song: "Feels like the first time", as you look so beautiful in your pristine white.

 

[Lancecastor]

Our wedding reception would include the song: "Feels like the first time", as you look so beautiful in your pristine white.

Thats why you dont get laid, btw.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Our wedding reception would include the song: "Feels like the first time", as you look so beautiful in your pristine white.

I think the time for that has passed. More like 'Blue Morning, Blue Day'.