Does anyone think that "Dildo" sounds funny?

[Mark Williams]

I do, in fact I'd be embarrassed to be say stopped by police and tell them I had "dildo's" with me.

 

[Kat-sh]

Why would you say something like that to a policeman
I mean, if none asks you...... and I could not imagine why would he...

 

[Mark Williams]

Why would you say something like that to a policeman
I mean, if none asks you...... and I could not imagine why would he...

He might see a paper bag and ask what's in there.
You can't lie to the police

 

[Machiavellian]

He might see a paper bag and ask what's in there.
You can't lie to the police

OMFG - the things people worry about!

 

[Mark Williams]

OMFG - the things people worry about!

Watch out mate, my experiences on the net have made me racist against Canadians...and anyone who urinates in snow.

 

[Machiavellian]

Watch out mate, my experiences on the net have made me racist against Canadians...and anyone who urinates in snow.

LMFAO - you poor thing you.. guess u got more issues than just thinking..
urinates in the snow??? tee hee...
And if u don't like me because I am canadian - well it's your loss.

 

[Mark Williams]

And if u don't like me because I am canadian - well it's your loss

You'd have to have something of value for me to suffer any loss!
Do you have a firm ass?

 

[Machiavellian]

Firm ass?
lol - well I've never had any issues with it. Nor have I had any complaints.

 

[Mark Williams]

Firm ass?
lol - well I've never had any issues with it. Nor have I had any complaints.

Well, if you've read any of my other posts you'd know what the first order of business is.

 

[SnoopDog]

Kinda reminds me of the scene in 'Fight Club' when the guy at the airport luggage control talks about the 'vibrating' luggage hence the 'protagonist' can't get his luggage back for security reasons.

'Most of the time it's just an electric razor. But every once in a while, ........it's a dildo. Of course we referr to it as 'A dildo' not 'YOUR dildo''
LOL

Snoopy

 

[Mark Williams]

Kinda reminds me of the scene in 'Fight Club' when the guy at the airport luggage control talks about the 'vibrating' luggage hence the 'protagonist' can't get his luggage back for security reasons.

'Most of the time it's just an electric razor. But every once in a while, ........it's a dildo. Of course we referr to it as 'A dildo' not 'YOUR dildo''
LOL

Snoopy

I'm going with What the Fuck was that all about.
Are you a blonde?{ouch }

 

[mackiain]

Dildo is quit€ a strang€ word infact I can't think of any that sound mor€ silly than that.

 

[Mary Hall]

Quit posting dumbass threads you total fucker...you know spamming can earn you a punch in the balls

 

[Mark Williams]

Quit posting dumbass threads you total fucker...you know spamming can earn you a punch in the balls

Your satanism is no match for me innocent Mary.
And that you don't like or agree with my thread topics is irrelevent, in fact the only thing that's relevent is that you please your master and take a plastering of cum...there's an obedient girl, OPEN WIDE BABY

 

[Mary Hall]

Oh please! I only do men and you my boy, are just that....a sad pathetic boy who thinks it`s cute to try and flame someone....nice try asshole...tell someone who gives a fuck about your 1 inch cock

 

[Mark Williams]

Oh please! I only do men and you my boy, are just that....a sad pathetic boy who thinks it`s cute to try and flame someone....nice try asshole...tell someone who gives a fuck about your 1 inch cock

LOL, go and run to satan for your bizarre form of spiritual support.

 

[Mary Hall]

Wow what a retort, i bet your a real hit with ladies

 

[Mark Williams]

I sure am...but that's with the ladies, not the sluts or DevilWhores.

 

[Mary Hall]

Gee who pissed in your juice this morning?

 

[Mark Williams]

Gee who pissed in your juice this morning?

You're the fucko unjustifiably accusing me of trolling, I'm simply defending myself...I'd more than happy if you went away and practiced your evil nature elsewhere.

 

[Mary Hall]

You are trolling and the others here are going to flame you far worse than i am...i hope your clothes are fire proof

 

[Mark Williams]

You are trolling and the others here are going to flame you far worse than i am...i hope your clothes are fire proof

WOW, the thought of an army of satans helpers is horrifiying, especially if your their biggest gun

Doesn't matter, as it's only YOU I seem to have a problem with, and YOU are no problem so far.

 

[firefighter02]

I don't know if it sounds funny, but I sure love her music!!!

 

[Mary Hall]

I hate trolls that post dumb threads just to look cool

 

[Mark Williams]

I hate trolls that post dumb threads just to look cool

You haven't established that my posts are trolls you silly unhinged girl, all you've done is blurted it out and assumed it to be accurate, sorry, but if you're going to open your mouth, make there's a load awaiting your connoisseurs palate.