Down the rabbit hole

[Apisto42]

I am very well behaved on threads when you aren’t around You lead me astray

I know, and you know, and @Grumpy_OG knows, that the statements above are lies.

Carry on.

 

[Grumpy_OG]

I know, and you know, and @Grumpy_OG knows, that the statements above are lies.

Carry on.

I was going to throw a flag on the play for excessive BS but like you said....we know what we know

 

[AmberLGreen]

I know, and you know, and @Grumpy_OG knows, that the statements above are lies.

Carry on.

I was going to throw a flag on the play for excessive BS but like you said....we know what we know

You two are trying to ruin my reputation. At least nobody will take any notice of two of the most mischievous men on Lit

 

[Apisto42]

 

[jonnoback]

it was on Strand, just across from the Savoy!

I’ve been thrown out of there for being a tad drunk

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’ve been thrown out of there for being a tad drunk

I can’t imagine how drunk you have to be to get thrown out of somewhere in the UK for being drunk! Isn’t that your resting state of being?

 

[GetNerdy]

I’ve been thrown out of there for being a tad drunk

I can’t imagine how drunk you have to be to get thrown out of somewhere in the UK for being drunk! Isn’t that your resting state of being?

He was, as we say here, totally Jonno'd.

 

[jonnoback]

I can’t imagine how drunk you have to be to get thrown out of somewhere in the UK for being drunk! Isn’t that your resting state of being?

I’m not sure as I can’t really remember

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I can’t imagine how drunk you have to be to get thrown out of somewhere in the UK for being drunk! Isn’t that your resting state of being?

As a bar owner in the UK.... it depends on what your behaviour is like. Are you the kind of person who is chilled after a pint of water or are you an animal. Animals get thrown out immediately, chilled people get to stay a little longer

 

[jonnoback]

As a bar owner in the UK.... it depends on what your behaviour is like. Are you the kind of person who is chilled after a pint of water or are you an animal. Animals get thrown out immediately, chilled people get to stay a little longer

They don’t call me a Neanderthal Woolley mammoth for nothing.

Think it was something to do with it being uber posh… and err, we weren’t.

Cool fact. The roundabout outside the savoy is the only one in the country that you go around the wrong way. Not as dangerous as that sounds as it’s one way

 

[EyesOnHers]

As a bar owner in the UK.... it depends on what your behaviour is like. Are you the kind of person who is chilled after a pint of water or are you an animal. Animals get thrown out immediately, chilled people get to stay a little longer

Boob flashers?
Animal or chilled?

AFAF.

 

[Apisto42]

Bars attended: 2
Boobs flashed: 0

Sad sad sad rabbit.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Bars attended: 2
Boobs flashed: 0

Sad sad sad rabbit.

Unlikely to happen in London (unless you bump into a randy hen party).

Need to head down Brighton way... boob flashing galore!

 

[Apisto42]

Granted it’s … Wednesday? @Wand3rlust what day is it?

So I didn’t have high expectations.

But please. Feel free to make up for the lack of boobs in the wild.

 

[sweetlydeviant]

Granted it’s … Wednesday? @Wand3rlust what day is it?

So I didn’t have high expectations.

But please. Feel free to make up for the lack of boobs in the wild.

I was going to offer but wouldn’t that just be consolation boobs?

 

[jonnoback]

Granted it’s … Wednesday? @Wand3rlust what day is it?

So I didn’t have high expectations.

But please. Feel free to make up for the lack of boobs in the wild.

Thursday night in the city is party night. You’ll see plenty of pavement drinking

 

[jonnoback]

I was going to offer but wouldn’t that just be consolation boobs?

Boobs is boobs though… so

 

[Apisto42]

I was going to offer but wouldn’t that just be consolation boobs?

You say that like I would value random slapper boobs over your boobs!

No one who has posted on this thread has consolation boobs. You all have terrific titties.

 

[GetNerdy]

No one who has posted on this thread has consolation boobs. You all have terrific titties.

Awwww thank you

 

[Apisto42]

Awwww thank you

*yours are the best dude*

 

[Wand3rlust]

What happens to me when I hear/see the words 'panties' or 'titties'.

 

[Apisto42]

What happens to me when I hear/see the words 'panties' or 'titties'.

It’s alliteration!!!

 

[EyesOnHers]

You say that like I would value random slapper boobs over your boobs!

That's fair.
But stop calling me a random slapper.

 

[Wand3rlust]

It’s alliteration!!!

Then use a better word than 'terrific'.

Or use 'tits'.

 

[jonnoback]

What happens to me when I hear/see the words 'panties' or 'titties'.

And your preferred terminology is?

Kacks n jugs? Undies n melons? Unmentionables n udders? We need to know!