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Oh, you meant an actual animal (awkward dashing of initial assumption)
 
ydahecnot said:
Oh, you meant an actual animal (awkward dashing of initial assumption)
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Well, it's been my previous experience that putting an "escort" under the tree for a month makes them cranky and surprisingly unwilling to stick around as a gift.....they tend to flee the premises, or swing table legs around angrily, once they get out of their wrapping.
 
At $100 an hour over 16-18 days....that would be a hellaciously expensive gift.
 
Well, technically it's not a gift because you will either be chasing her down the sidewalk, or she will be trying to kill you with furniture parts....maybe I'll just give you a couple stacks of $100 bills and we will call it a wash....
 
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