Dumb pick-up lines
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wizbit9
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crap one i used yaers ago
The more i sit here the more i like you and i know you dont like me so i'll see you around
Que girl to feel sorry for me and say not at all come here.
Really crap that.
managed to pull a 26yr old nurse at the age of 17 tho
The more i sit here the more i like you and i know you dont like me so i'll see you around
Que girl to feel sorry for me and say not at all come here.
Really crap that.
managed to pull a 26yr old nurse at the age of 17 tho
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
"God those are nice tits, would you mind if I lost my tongue in them?" (seriously)
"You remind me of a sea-bass... I don't know whether to mount you or eat you"
"Hey baby, you just found your better half"
Sleazy sleazy people lived where I used to go to school.
"God those are nice tits, would you mind if I lost my tongue in them?" (seriously)
"You remind me of a sea-bass... I don't know whether to mount you or eat you"
"Hey baby, you just found your better half"
Sleazy sleazy people lived where I used to go to school.
ARaynes
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I once had a guy go through the "See my friend" routine but it was more....
"This is my brother and I promised him I would fine two ladies to help him loose his virginity tonight. Could you two help?"
And to that I promptly grabbed my friend and gave her a quick kiss. "Sorry, she is all mine!"
My friend was a virgin and just loved it. LOL
"This is my brother and I promised him I would fine two ladies to help him loose his virginity tonight. Could you two help?"
And to that I promptly grabbed my friend and gave her a quick kiss. "Sorry, she is all mine!"
My friend was a virgin and just loved it. LOL
Allexus_TN
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Rambrat said:
Is this one you use?? Or has been used on you?
RawHumor
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I watched a bit of the MTV dating show (can't remember the name - with 3 people and one gets ousted) and a guy actually used the line "Was your father a thief? Well he must have been because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
The girl pretty much gagged at it. LOL
The girl pretty much gagged at it. LOL
perks
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RawHumor said:
your daddy must be a meat burglar... cause he stole twooooo fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
haahahahahahahahahahahaha
okay anyway,
you must have a mirror in your pants, cause, baby, I can see myself in them.
playful Kitten26
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another one I have heard used
Would you like a seat because you must be tired from all the running around in my head you've done since I first saw you tonight
Would you like a seat because you must be tired from all the running around in my head you've done since I first saw you tonight
CurlyGirly
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"Hey baby let's play house...You be the screen door, and I'll bang you all night long"
Or one that was used lately...to my sister at a club.
Guy comes up, looks at the tag on my sisters shirt, nods and says "Just like I thought, made in heaven, just like her"
Or one that was used lately...to my sister at a club.
Guy comes up, looks at the tag on my sisters shirt, nods and says "Just like I thought, made in heaven, just like her"
Nomad4112000
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I actually heard a guy use this when I was bartending.
"If I told you ...You have a great body would you hold it against me."
I won $5 because I said she'd bust him in the mouth and did.
"If I told you ...You have a great body would you hold it against me."
I won $5 because I said she'd bust him in the mouth and did.
unclej
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bad but funny...he says...you look just like my fourth wife...
she says...damn, you've been married four times?
he says...not yet....
i've never been a line user but once at an apartment pool i was catchin' some rays, totally stoned and staring at a good lookin' girl with a great body that was sitting on a towell next to me and i guess i was smiling because she asked me what i was thinking...i replied that i was thinking that there was not one square inch of her body that i wouldn't love to put my tongue...withing ten minutes we were upstairs in my apartment and i was proving that i meant it..
she says...damn, you've been married four times?
he says...not yet....
i've never been a line user but once at an apartment pool i was catchin' some rays, totally stoned and staring at a good lookin' girl with a great body that was sitting on a towell next to me and i guess i was smiling because she asked me what i was thinking...i replied that i was thinking that there was not one square inch of her body that i wouldn't love to put my tongue...withing ten minutes we were upstairs in my apartment and i was proving that i meant it..
Allexus_TN
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Rambrat said:
The key in any pick up line is the look and the sincerity with which its delivered. A guy could look at me with soulful eyes and whisper something totally stupid and I might, just might be taken.
paganangel
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"nice shoes......"
i've been known to use just that firsthalf. it works every time!
what womn can resist a man who honestly pays ttention to shoes. that's the key to any "line" honesy. of course, then it ceases tobe a line doesn't it?
i've been known to use just that firsthalf. it works every time!
what womn can resist a man who honestly pays ttention to shoes. that's the key to any "line" honesy. of course, then it ceases tobe a line doesn't it?
paganangel
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i'm a virgin......teachme
you have to look real young for that one to work
you have to look real young for that one to work
paganangel
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play your cards right and you could be the future exmrs. (inset lst name here)
unclej
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type in bad pickup lines into almost any search engine and you will find about 10 sites dedicated to them...found this as the opening to one...
hey diddle diddle, my penis is little
and shrunken and looks like a prune...
but if you will love it and kiss it and hug it
it'll blow up just like a baloon...
hey diddle diddle, my penis is little
and shrunken and looks like a prune...
but if you will love it and kiss it and hug it
it'll blow up just like a baloon...
Allexus_TN
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unclej said:
**rolls my eyes** That is bad.
paganangel
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uncle j
nice sig line...
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
nice sig line...
who lit the fuse on your tampon?
Allexus_TN
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unclej said:
Yeah it did, I admit it. And I needed the laugh.
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