Dumb pick-up lines
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AriaSilverfyre
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I've only used a pick up line once. It's real simple and it worked for me. 
I walked up to this guy and said "hi, I don't know you."
He he..... It worked, I'm not complaining... we're unofficially engaged now....
I walked up to this guy and said "hi, I don't know you."
He he..... It worked, I'm not complaining... we're unofficially engaged now....
SXCRgirl
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Okay, here's a few that I saw on a different site. They're so stupid that they're hilarious. Don't shoot the messenger!
Do ya think these work?
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F#*@ me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
Do ya think these work?
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F#*@ me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet
CurlyGirly
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Those are bad! But they just made me remember my all-time favorite one (take notes, this one would DEFINITELY work on me)
"The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word!"
"The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word!"
Irish_Rover
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this one is so corny that it might work.
start jumping up and down an the spot when your talking and when she asks what you are doing, say "im just breaking the ice"
start jumping up and down an the spot when your talking and when she asks what you are doing, say "im just breaking the ice"
glamorilla
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"Um...excuse me but would you mind coming downtown with me so we can makeout in front of my ex-boyfriends roomate so i can make him jealous?"
Lovepotion69
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I had a girlfriend of mine in this situation, and I remember freaking out when reading her email...
Girl meets guy. They dance, things start heating up.He makes his move and kisses her.Then they part and he leaves the room. After pondering for a moment, she runs after him.
"Hey, I'm a virgin and I'd like to get rid of my virginity. Would you mind helping me?"
It worked...and she lost her virginity....
Girl meets guy. They dance, things start heating up.He makes his move and kisses her.Then they part and he leaves the room. After pondering for a moment, she runs after him.
"Hey, I'm a virgin and I'd like to get rid of my virginity. Would you mind helping me?"
It worked...and she lost her virginity....
Lovepotion69
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I hate saying it, but I think this one would work on me....
Irish_Rover said:
paganangel
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i can't believe we forgot...
how YOU doin'?
how YOU doin'?
paphian
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Lines
I was at a party at a friends. I'd had my eye on a gorgeous red-head aall night. We'd chatted off and on through the evening, but I had no clear indication she was interested.
Sometime quite late, a guy walks up to her and says, quite loudly, "I would sure like to get into your panties."
To which she replies, without missing a beat, "Why would I want you in there? I already have one asshole in there now."
Much later still, after more conversation, I simply asked her, "What do you think, your place or mine?"
Her reply, "Let's go to mine, it's just next door."
Woohoo!
I was at a party at a friends. I'd had my eye on a gorgeous red-head aall night. We'd chatted off and on through the evening, but I had no clear indication she was interested.
Sometime quite late, a guy walks up to her and says, quite loudly, "I would sure like to get into your panties."
To which she replies, without missing a beat, "Why would I want you in there? I already have one asshole in there now."
Much later still, after more conversation, I simply asked her, "What do you think, your place or mine?"
Her reply, "Let's go to mine, it's just next door."
Woohoo!
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Rambrat said:
works for me
AriaSilverfyre
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A friend of mine is known to use this one:
Friend: Ever had sex in a herse?
Woman: No.
Friend: Want to try?
(He worked at as a limo driver and also did funerals...)
Friend: Ever had sex in a herse?
Woman: No.
Friend: Want to try?
(He worked at as a limo driver and also did funerals...)
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I'm horny. You?
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I was at a club and a man in his 40's asked me to dance. A minute into it he said..."I have my own apartment" I don't know what the expression on my face said because then he added, in a seductive whisper... "it has air conditioning"
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Rambrat said:
Just poetic enough that it might work. Add a rose to it, and you're a shoo in! It would work on me, but then again, corny works much better than just plain ol lame!
Allexus_TN
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The rose, the line....you win!
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Rambrat said:
my lucky day....
Glad you think so!!
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