Eating Sex

[intothewoods]

Well, I love sex and I love my sister, but this doesn't mean I feel the need to combine them.

Yes. Well, no, that's grosser than necessary to make the point, but I reach the same conclusion.

I've never really developed a taste for Anthony Bourdain. Can someone give me the 30-second commercial that will persuade me to like him more?

First of all, I'm watching this part of Bill Maher right now and funnily enough, they're discussing mixing food and sex or, not, actually. OMG, Primalex is Anthony Bourdain!

Anyway. Not like Anthony Bourdain? Does. Not. Compute.

 

[rosco rathbone]

"eat my fuck"

 

[intothewoods]

"eat my fuck"

rosco! I've missed you.

 

[seela]

Cooking and eating food that I hate and he loves can be pretty delicious.

 

[ImOnIt]

Girl on low table. Arrange sushi on girl. Hold still please honey. Mix wasabi and soysauce in the cup of her hand. Pleasant meal ensues.

Be certain not to apply wasabi-soy-sauce near nose and/or eyes.

 

[IrisAlthea]

So after you oiled up, did you both smell like food? Sounds delicious to me.

Well, the smell of oil used for deep frying may technically be a food smell but it was more of a "rolling on the floor laughing"-moment than hot or yummy.

 

[rosco rathbone]

rosco! I've missed you.

Mad Men is streaming now, I'm gonna view it on your recco.

 

[kimuk]

I'm very fond of using icy things for play. With a little ingenuity, it's possible to make an ice-dildo using a condom as the mold.

We did this recently , I've never felt such an intense sensation!

 

[kimuk]

Well we have used vegatables as sex toys. Carotts, cucumbers and corgetts. But i expect thats common practice?

But my best food/sex memory with my Sir is us laying naked on the bed in the hotel room eating strawberries during the "intermission" .......every time i taste a strawberry I just think ..................lol

 

[twister947]

Somewhere I'm not supposed to be, with someone I'm not supposed to be with...exhausted, fucked out, eating pizza, drinking wine. We'll sort this shit out later.

 

[Chiara_searches]

The boyfriend is an amazing cook, has said more than once that he likes watching me enjoy his cooking, and he gets this happy glow about him when something he's made comes out well.

He denies having any types of food fetishes...but I've noticed that after a particularly well prepared meal, he is definitely more interested in physical dessert than a food dessert. I guess that means, for us, food generally is part of foreplay on many occasions, even when food isn't used in actual sexual activities.

 

[midwestyankee]

Yes. Well, no, that's grosser than necessary to make the point, but I reach the same conclusion.



First of all, I'm watching this part of Bill Maher right now and funnily enough, they're discussing mixing food and sex or, not, actually. OMG, Primalex is Anthony Bourdain!

Anyway. Not like Anthony Bourdain? Does. Not. Compute.

This is a pretty weak case, don't you think? I would honestly like to have someone argue persuasively in Bourdain's defense.

 

[midwestyankee]

Cooking and eating food that I hate and he loves can be pretty delicious.

Sounds like a delectable challenge to put out there for your bottom.

Girl on low table. Arrange sushi on girl. Hold still please honey. Mix wasabi and soysauce in the cup of her hand. Pleasant meal ensues.

Be certain not to apply wasabi-soy-sauce near nose and/or eyes.

Attending a party with food offered this way is one of my current fantasies.

Well, the smell of oil used for deep frying may technically be a food smell but it was more of a "rolling on the floor laughing"-moment than hot or yummy.

Oh, dear. You have my sympathies. Of course, not everyone gets hot at the smell of French fries - but some of us might come close.

We did this recently , I've never felt such an intense sensation!

Yep. Ice placed in a hot and wet place, especially by surprise, is a helluva jolt.

Well we have used vegatables as sex toys. Carotts, cucumbers and corgetts. But i expect thats common practice?

But my best food/sex memory with my Sir is us laying naked on the bed in the hotel room eating strawberries during the "intermission" .......every time i taste a strawberry I just think ..................lol

I think you'd have to be a bit younger than I to get through a whole basket of strawberries one at a time this way, but it would be fun trying.

Somewhere I'm not supposed to be, with someone I'm not supposed to be with...exhausted, fucked out, eating pizza, drinking wine. We'll sort this shit out later.

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Pizza, wine, hotel rooms. All good to me.

The boyfriend is an amazing cook, has said more than once that he likes watching me enjoy his cooking, and he gets this happy glow about him when something he's made comes out well.

He denies having any types of food fetishes...but I've noticed that after a particularly well prepared meal, he is definitely more interested in physical dessert than a food dessert. I guess that means, for us, food generally is part of foreplay on many occasions, even when food isn't used in actual sexual activities.

Food as foreplay is a popular theme. Ever see the movie Tom Jones? Terrific food scene.

 

[neci]

has mastication ever lead you to masturbation?

 

[neci]

watermelon juices
sweet sugar dripping

hot coffee
oops

fresh milk
yogurt
peaches

the mouth needs food in order to survive.

masa
deshebrada
corn husks

practice for the hands.

 

[Licia]

I love sex and I love food. Let me rephrase that: I really love sex and I really love food. And I know that many people share my enjoyment of both these pleasures.

So I'd like to start a discussion of the many, many ways that we incorporate food in our sex and sex in our food. What's your favorite combination of food and sex? What are some ways to combine the two that you would like to try but haven't?

Ditto. Food and sex are connected for me.

Cooking is a passion I have. The preperation itself is a form of foreplay. Mixing unexpected flavor combinations, smelling the spices - it's seduction. Hearing people express moans of pleasure while they eat? Gah, definitely sex. *laughs*

It's difficult for me to eat in public under the influence. Obscene.

Horrible food? Bleck, that's like sex without the climax.

 

[ownedsubgal]

This is a pretty weak case, don't you think? I would honestly like to have someone argue persuasively in Bourdain's defense.

He's a culinary genius. he's honest. he's grievously, yet so openly flawed. he's not nice. he's not good. he is so much better than that...he's convicted. he's real. and frankly, those attributes are what make him sexy as ^*%^$#@%!@#$!!! to a tortured submissive like myself.

 

[YourCaptor]

I've never really developed a taste for Anthony Bourdain. Can someone give me the 30-second commercial that will persuade me to like him more?

Travel show - that touristy crap = good travel show

Basically Bourdain documents adventures, while other folks such as Samantha Brown just do a live version of the brochure.

No Reservations also keeps in the failures, such as the infamous Romania episode, which makes it very amusing.

 

[YourCaptor]

For No Res lovers

http://www.youtube.com/user/BourdainChankoTV

 

[IrisAlthea]

This is a pretty weak case, don't you think? I would honestly like to have someone argue persuasively in Bourdain's defense.

You should read his book Kitchen Confidential.
He is open and honest about his faults and mistakes and he is really passionate about quality food and cooking.
I think he can be really funny sometimes and I don't mind looking at him either.

 

[intothewoods]

Mad Men is streaming now, I'm gonna view it on your recco.

Ooh, I hope you like it. I mean it's no Nixonland but...

 

[intothewoods]

You should read his book Kitchen Confidential.
He is open and honest about his faults and mistakes and he is really passionate about quality food and cooking.
I think he can be really funny sometimes and I don't mind looking at him either.

Oh yeah, I was going to ask Yanks if he'd read that book.

 

[JMohegan]

Bill Maher: Would you rather have sex or food?
Anthony Bourdain: It depends. Who's cookin', and who's fuckin'?

I have no idea who Anthony Bourdain is, but this is brilliance.

 

[intothewoods]

I have no idea who Anthony Bourdain is, but this is brilliance.

WHAAAAAAAT???????

Read Kitchen Confidential. Also, he has a show on the Travel Channel. See if you can watch some of the past episodes, maybe on their site?

 

[intothewoods]

He's a culinary genius. he's honest. he's grievously, yet so openly flawed. he's not nice. he's not good. he is so much better than that...he's convicted. he's real. and frankly, those attributes are what make him sexy as ^*%^$#@%!@#$!!! to a tortured submissive like myself.

Not bad, osg. He's real, and he's passionate. And funny and smart. Kitchen Confidential was a fun read, but I love his show the most. It keeps getting better and better.