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[barefootgirl69]

It's not something you should do after eating curry...

What should we eat then?

 

[Ask For More]

What should repeat then?

I think you should repeatedly do something naughty.

 

[LizVegas79]

I think you should repeatedly do someone naughty.

Finding a trustworthy partner to explore kinky things with is sooooo frustrating!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need to find a partner to explore kinky things with - I'm sooooo frustrated!

Sometimes toys just aren't enough!

 

[LizVegas79]

Some toys fit just right!

I wasn't crying, I was masturbating.

 

[Hornblende]

I wasn't frying while I was masturbating.

I'm glad - it sounds very dangerous!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm scared - it sounds very dangerous!

No, no, no...just lie back and I'll take care of everything.

 

[Hornblende]

No, no, no...just shave your sack and I'll take care of everything.

I shave it every day. Is that not enough?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wank it every day. Is that not enough?

I'm not sure. Did your palms get hairy?

 

[Hornblende]

I'm not sure. Did your porn get hairy?

Not in the last ten years or so. Not a hair to be seen, in fact.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ugh, I miss this thread and all the fun laughs we had!

Not posted in the last ten years or so. Not a post to be seen, in fact.

I know it seems like forever, but it's hardly ten years!

 

[Callmetim]

I know it seems like forever, but it's hardly ten minutes!

If you ask again, I'm going to turn this car around!

 

[barefootgirl69]

If you ask again, I'm going to turn your bum around!

You don't have to tell me twice!

 

[Callmetim]

You don't have to check me twice!

With consent, I'll check as often as necessary.

 

[barefootgirl69]

With handcuffs, I'll check as often as necessary.

We don't want to leave marks, do we?

 

[Callmetim]

We don't want to leave evidence, do we?

Depends if you're going swimming or have a doctor's appointment soon.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Depends if you want to play doctor.

Which one of us is the patient?

 

[Callmetim]

Which one of us is impatient?

That answer is abundantly clear.

 

[barefootgirl69]

That windshield is abundantly clear.



Hey! The lights green already!!

 

[Callmetim]

Hey! The light is red already!!

Proud of you for safewording! Let’s get aftercare started.

 

[37_ttej]

Let’s get this party started.

Agreed. Looks like the ‘edit’ thread could do with some love.