How NOT to Get Lit Laid- A Parody Thread

[LostHorizon]

Oh, no. It has to be the main focus. Dicks in the back, porcelain to the front!

What about the dirty toothpaste splattered mirror pics? The ones with all the crap crowding the bathroom sink?

 

[Taegul]

Mr. Hankey makes everything sexier.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Quote obscure 1970s Marvel Comics moments at this he singles bar.

Engineers need to Engineer!

 

[lavendersilk]

What about the dirty toothpaste splattered mirror pics? The ones with all the crap crowding the bathroom sink?

Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Horizon?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Talk dirty to them ...in shyriiwook

 

[LostHorizon]

Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Horizon?

What can I say?

I know what the Lit Ladies want.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Quote obscure 1970s Marvel Comics moments at this he singles bar.

Lowkey, that would work on me LOL

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Show her your action figure collection

I'd show off my gundams in return.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Admit that you just came in you pants...

 

[lavendersilk]

Admit that you just pooped your pants...

 

[Xerxes82]

Talk dirty to them ...in shyriiwook

I feel like Klingon might be more effective. Unless you've got the hair to actually pass for a Wookie, then you might be onto something.

I'd show off my gundams in return.

I'll pit my Decepticon horde against your Gundam fleet any day, miss. Any day.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'll pit my Decepticon horde against your Gundam fleer any day, miss. Any day.

I didn't realize this was a battle, sir.... and I'd just wear my Decepticons t-shirt to distract you.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Admit that you just pooped your pants...

Admit you just pooped in her pants…

 

[Apisto42]

Admit you just pooped in her pants…

Oddly enough, there’s most definitely some freak out there that would be turned on by that.

 

[RDM97756]

Do the macarena for karaoke tonight

 

[latecomer91364]

I'm guessing sending unsolicited dick pics to women you've never even interacted with on the threads.

 

[Deadbed1968]

“I’d like to talk to you about your car’s warranty “

 

[Deadbed1968]

This is a funny thread. Time to bump!

Tell the object of your desire that you know where they live, and you really like the outfit they’re wearing.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

So if I do the exact opposite of all this, I can get Lit Laid? Sounds complicated. Plus, I'd need to get my online crush here on Lit so I can lay her. I'm getting too old for this shit.

 

[EvaLane]

Plus, I'd need to get my online crush here on Lit so I can laypay her.

Remember to offer ASD(Amazon Slut Dollars) as a safe transaction option, women love to be propositioned with fictional currency that cannot provide bill relief!

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Oh EvaLane you've outdone yourself.