Emily’s things I don’t advise you to do thread

[Bamagan]

Maybe this coffee wench is more your speed.
https://cdn.pictocum.com/medias/2022/5/3/1651588624.gif

 

[SimonDoom]

from the more normal end of the scale:

https://img7.hotnessrater.com/6723982/monica-bellucci-topless.jpg?w=4000&h=6000

Ah, Monica Belluci.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Oh, yes, my kind of girl.

Ah, Monica Belluci.

 

[EmilyMiller]

from the more normal end of the scale:

https://img7.hotnessrater.com/6723982/monica-bellucci-topless.jpg?w=4000&h=6000

She’s a Goddess.

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

She has a sexy Italian accent. Or is it Accent-a?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Maybe this coffee wench is more your speed.
https://cdn.pictocum.com/medias/2022/5/3/1651588624.gif

Never been a tattoo fan. Did some silly henna ones once, but don’t have any real ones myself.

Of course people should don’t they want with their bodies. But think skin is wonderful without any permanent adornment.

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

Batgirl, Batgirl, Batgirl,
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da, Batgirl fuck!!!

Maybe this coffee wench is more your speed.
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[djrip]

They look real - particularly below. That’s just freakish anatomy.

https://img7.hotnessrater.com/3142806/chloe-vevrier-topless.jpg?w=4000&h=6000

I’d like slightly bigger breasts, but not that big! I could never run again.

Em

Knew we could count on you to get to the bottom of this.

 

[MrPixel]

Never been a tattoo fan.

Agree on that. She's adorable, otherwise. Can't explain why I'm finding cute goth girls attractive in my old age. Maybe it's that "edgy" thing.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Tatoo, he's the cute little fellow beside Mr. Roarke, right? Why aren't you into him?

Agree on that. She's adorable, otherwise. Can't explain why I'm finding cute goth girls attractive in my old age. Maybe it's that "edgy" thing.

 

[StillStunned]

Tatoo, he's the cute little fellow beside Mr. Roarke, right? Why aren't you into him?

Tattoo was the mother of Pinkle Purr.

(Look it up for an "Aaawwww!" experience. Preferably with the illustrations.)

 

[Booboobear84]

They look real - particularly below. That’s just freakish anatomy.

https://img7.hotnessrater.com/3142806/chloe-vevrier-topless.jpg?w=4000&h=6000

I’d like slightly bigger breasts, but not that big! I could never run again.

Em

And think of the back strain

 

[SimonDoom]

Oh, yes, my kind of girl.

I think she's everybody's kind of girl.

 

[AG31]

#1 chop up chili for salsa, without wearing gloves. Then be less than careful cleaning yourself up after peeing. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Em

COL (chuckling out loud)

 

[AchtungNight]

I don’t advise you to be a misandrist. Or a misogynist either. We see plenty of examples of misogynists in the media. Here are a few examples of misandrists-

“Can you please control your husband?”

“Are you on man’s side now? Did losing your chest make you switch sides to theirs?” (This was said to a breast cancer survivor, for context.)

“When a woman calls herself a lesbian, it’s _always_ the result of abuse.”

These are all quotes I heard directly from women by the way. I nearly lost my temper at each one.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I don't hate men. I even like some men. But not sexually. The real issue is that there are sides for us to divide into. I think the fact we have four plus thousand years of A Man's World to contend with makes misandry understandable. As late as the 1950s, a woman was considered the property of her husband. Spousal abuse was, if not condoned, overlooked by the police most of the time. I'm not saying that it is still as bad as it was, but yes, there are still issues about abuse of women more than abuse by women.

But I advise no one to take a 2 X 4 to their husband. Unless, of course, he really, really deserves it. LOL Just kidding. Back to the joy of sisterly love.

 

[samhasstories]

The fact that that might be the first time I've actually seen the word "misandrist" itself feels pretty telling...

 

[EmilyMiller]

The fact that that might be the first time I've actually seen the word "misandrist" itself feels pretty telling...

I don’t think it’s got many FB groups devoted to it.

Em

 

[Kumquatqueen]

"Things I don't advise you to do".
Some rather attractive women.

Does not compute. Must be the drugs. Please advise.

 

[onehitwanda]

“When a woman calls herself a lesbian, it’s _always_ the result of abuse.”

I like some men, and I've loved some men in my past. It's just that at some point I realised that I like women more.

why would I settle for custard when I can have crème brûlée ?

People are so pathetic with their black and white lists. We're all shades of grey.

 

[AchtungNight]

I like some men, and I've loved some men in my past. It's just that at some point I realised that I like women more.

why would I settle for custard when I can have crème brûlée ?

People are so pathetic with their black and white lists. We're all shades of grey.

Your decision. I’m not faulting you for it. If you know anyone who likes men better… just kidding.

The woman who said that is an angry conservative Christian, if it calms you. And she’s currently in a cougar relationship with a foreign cub I haven’t met, but I hear the rest of our family has mixed feelings about it. I think if she drops her ego, things might go easier for her. I’m a proud slut, it’s fun to be one. There’s no shame in being what you want to be. But if you’re a shallow angry person- well, I’ll keep my distance as much as possible.