Endless Curiosity III

[hotwords229_A]

Wow, Tink. Did you ever tell his sister? Did anyone every break his arm?



Do you have his current address?

Pick me up on the way to his house EN, I think we should take Carl for a ride out in the desert.

 

[tnman03]

Smart ass.

My answer is epic. EPIC. It was in cabin on a lake. Winter was setting in and the moon stood enormous on the water. I was along. Just me, my silk pajamas, and a big, wide bed all to my self. The sheets were worn soft, stroking my entangled legs and giving rise to...ideas.

Then…I saw just what I needed.



Yeah. I got nothing.


Wait. Does a vibe count as strange?



(No one seriously me to have an answer to this, did they?)

Umm...does this qualify as a teaser then???

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Smart ass.

My answer is epic. EPIC. It was in cabin on a lake. Winter was setting in and the moon stood enormous on the water. I was along. Just me, my silk pajamas, and a big, wide bed all to my self. The sheets were worn soft, stroking my entangled legs and giving rise to...ideas.

Then…I saw just what I needed.




Yeah. I got nothing.




Wait. Does a vibe count as strange?




(No one seriously me to have an answer to this, did they?)

I do....and I await your answer....*taps foot*

I may, or may not, have a good one....
So no hairbrush story?
No cucumbers?

I mean seriously?

 

[Endless_Night]

Pick me up on the way to his house EN, I think we should take Carl for a ride out in the desert.

Ummm, were making him take the *get out* option, right?

Umm...does this qualify as a teaser then???

Errr, sure. Mr. Easy to Please.

 

[Endless_Night]

I do....and I await your answer....*taps foot*

I may, or may not, have a good one....
So no hairbrush story?
No cucumbers?

I mean seriously?

Oh. My. God. No.

What is wrong with you?!



(Kidding! Sorta. )

 

[JennyNo1]

*sticks tongue out at Enny*

What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with?

Bonus: What made you think "I'm gonna ____ with ____?"

Extra Bonus: Did it work for you? Why or why not?

Super Duper Bonus: Give us the dirty details.

uhhhhhhh....wait, what?

 

[justasimplegirl]

Just to clarify, it's the "weirdest thing YOU have ever masturbated with."

Weird is relative. So, of everything you've used, what was the weirdest? Could just be a thumb. Or a toy. Or ... well, some of you freaks will have used things I've never even considered (I hope), but whatever is your weirdest is good enough for me.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Ummm, were making him take the *get out* option, right?

Well, how about this, you drive us out there, Carl and I will get out together, and then you go establish an alibi and nobody saw nothing.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Wait. Does a vibe count as strange?


(No one seriously expected me to have an answer to this, did they?)

I've had some strange vibes--they count.

And I liked your answer, it built up some sexiness and then left it open to our imaginations.
Sometimes that's sexier than anything that may have happened.

 

[justasimplegirl]

Smart ass.

My answer is epic. EPIC. It was in cabin on a lake. Winter was setting in and the moon stood enormous on the water. I was along. Just me, my silk pajamas, and a big, wide bed all to my self. The sheets were worn soft, stroking my entangled legs and giving rise to...ideas.

Then…I saw just what I needed.




Yeah. I got nothing.




Wait. Does a vibe count as strange?




(No one seriously me to have an answer to this, did they?)

Your lead in felt so real ... I don't believe the "I got nothing." I think there's a story here. And without details ... well, I'll just have to come up with my own.

*thinks of all the things one might find in a cabin on the lake*

Oh Enny!! You dirty girl!!!!!

 

[LitMasterJ]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/28/17/11/281711c633fad1436c6730c47beaac34.jpg

I’ll wait for the video...

 

[tnman03]

I vaguely remember thinking about using a hair brush. I was curious and had never had sex before, but I'm pretty sure I chickened out.

I have used a beer bottle, though. That was around the first time I came on Lit years ago. I had a chat partner that I loved sending kinky pictures to. I'm not sure who's idea it was, but I went with it. I was on vacation with my family at the beach and one afternoon while everyone was down in the sand, I excused myself back to our condo to 'take a nap'. I quickly downed a beer and went about my naughty photo shoot.

That's a story to remember. I'm sure your friend was entirely appreciative.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, how about this, you drive us out there, Carl and I will get out together, and then you go establish an alibi and nobody saw nothing.

Ummmmm………………………………...

Okay!

Your lead in felt so real ... I don't believe the "I got nothing." I think there's a story here. And without details ... well, I'll just have to come up with my own.

*thinks of all the things one might find in a cabin on the lake*

Oh Enny!! You dirty girl!!!!!

Please! Come up with something interesting. Embellish. Spread rumors.



Anything to increase my *sex* cred.


(Which is feeling pretty lame at the moment.)

 

[LitMasterJ]

*sticks tongue out at Enny*

What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with?

Bonus: What made you think "I'm gonna ____ with ____?"

Extra Bonus: Did it work for you? Why or why not?

Super Duper Bonus: Give us the dirty details.

I used an electric toothbrush on the underside of my dick once. I figured, Hey, it has soft bristles and it vibrates...why the fuck not?

I kind of held it there and ran it up and down from the head to my balls. The vibrations were good, but the bristles I could've done without.

It got the job done, but I wouldn't recommend it. Not without a good fluoride-fighting toothpaste, anyway.

(No, I didn't leave the brush head on the toothbrush. I replaced it. Geez. Fucking pervs.)

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh. My. God. No.

What is wrong with you?!



(Kidding! Sorta. )

OH...there is LOTs wrong with me....

You have no idea...

Your lead in felt so real ... I don't believe the "I got nothing." I think there's a story here. And without details ... well, I'll just have to come up with my own.

*thinks of all the things one might find in a cabin on the lake*

Oh Enny!! You dirty girl!!!!!

And what SHE said! Yeah...come on...spill it....

 

[LitMasterJ]

Sure you did. Just keep telling yourself that.

I don't have to defend myself to you or anyone!!!!!!!

 

[tnman03]

Your lead in felt so real ... I don't believe the "I got nothing." I think there's a story here. And without details ... well, I'll just have to come up with my own.

*thinks of all the things one might find in a cabin on the lake*

Oh Enny!! You dirty girl!!!!!

^^^ JSG has a delightfully smutty outlook on all of this I see.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*sticks tongue out at Enny*

What is the strangest object you have ever masturbated with?

Bonus: What made you think "I'm gonna ____ with ____?"

Extra Bonus: Did it work for you? Why or why not?

Super Duper Bonus: Give us the dirty details.

Cucumber- check.
Hairbrush - check.
Sounding with the handle of a makeup brush - check.

Cucumber worked surprisingly well. I shouldn't have to explain why.

Hairbrush handle not so much. It lacked the girth, texture, and 'give' of the cuke.

I wouldn't recommend sounding unless you know what you're doing (I didn't), and are using something that can be properly sterilized first. I ended up with a UTI, not the kind of souvenir you want from sex.

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm actually feeling rather like a prude with today's questions. Just dildos, vibrators and a fuck buddy's penis (I rubbed him against my clit, but he didn't actually fuck me...that time) (But we both still had a really good time).

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I used an electric toothbrush on the underside of my dick once. I figured, Hey, it has soft bristles and it vibrates...why the fuck not?

I kind of held it there and ran it up and down from the head to my balls. The vibrations were good, but the bristles I could've done without.

It got the job done, but I wouldn't recommend it. Not without a good fluoride-fighting toothpaste, anyway.

(No, I didn't leave the brush head on the toothbrush. I replaced it. Geez. Fucking pervs.)

Curious - why didn't you turn it over and use the smooth back side of the toothbrush?

I think you should try it again and compare the results.

 

[LitMasterJ]

That sounds like denial if I've ever heard it.

Nuh-uh.

Curious - why didn't you turn it over and use the smooth back side of the toothbrush?

I think you should try it again and compare the result.

I guess it didn't occur to me at the time. Maybe I will, Honey. Maybe I will.

 

[Little_Sister]

I'm actually feeling rather like a prude with today's questions.

This. I have a ton of toys but they are just regular toys... his fingers, my fingers, his dick... Never any veggies, no beer bottles.

 

[LitMasterJ]

This. I have a ton of toys but they are just regular toys... his fingers, my fingers, his dick... Never any veggies, no beer bottles.

Amateur.

 

[Suz_anne]

This. I have a ton of toys but they are just regular toys... his fingers, my fingers, his dick... Never any veggies, no beer bottles.

*whew* It's not me alone in the prude-about-what-I stick-in-my-vagina club.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, I forgot about the maglite. But that was his idea, not mine.