Endless Curiosity III

50 words is very hard! That's why I haven't attempted it. :cool:

50 words is hard, but it is a great challenge. My first pass was 76 words, then I cut it down to 50 and I didn't lose anything other than extra words. Now, to be fair, my story sucked, but it sucked the same amount at 50 words as it did at 76, so there's a lesson in there somewhere. Something about editing, although now that I'm reading this I apparently haven't totally learned that lesson yet. :rolleyes:
 
I'll forgo disturbing anyone with an unsolicited hey lets share some dirt PM. ;) lol only to suffer the pains of bitter rejection....or worse peals of laughter heard over the net...:eek:


But in the interests of writing something lame and not even remotely romantic I'll do a fifty word fantasy storyline.

So do we begin this evening with a romantic dinner followed by visits to clubs and then have passionate sex when we’re tired. Or do we cut to the chase, have wild passionate sex first, order a pizza and have more passionate sex afterwards? Your eyes answer my question lover.

;) ducks thrown cutlery and rotten fruit and vegetables...:D

That's grand, Mr TN. The last sentence is a great ending :)

If you're planning a dinner/sex combo, always always have sex first. This is because (a) you arrive at your restaurant with a lovely feeling of physical relaxation and a discernible post-orgasmic glow, and (b) it doesn't matter if you then eat too much and are 'too full to fuck' :D

Pizza, right? This is the "I'm not putting my bra back on until Monday, so you better order a pizza" face. :cool:

Oh yes, I love this phrase. I'm definitely using that :cool:
 
Pizza, right? This is the "I'm not putting my bra back on until Monday, so you better order a pizza" face. :cool:

lol....yeah... but all of that unfettered goodness drives guys nuts...;):rose:

Maybe we should do a 'fuck me in 50 words' challenge next :devil:

I can see that as either being a creative challenge generating a lot of laughter.

That's grand, Mr TN. The last sentence is a great ending :)

If you're planning a dinner/sex combo, always always have sex first. This is because (a) you arrive at your restaurant with a lovely feeling of physical relaxation and a discernible post-orgasmic glow, and (b) it doesn't matter if you then eat too much and are 'too full to fuck' :D


Oh yes, I love this phrase. I'm definitely using that :cool:

Thanks... and I'm in complete agreement on the proper sequence of an anticipated assignation with fine dining and sex involved. ;):rose:
 
Well this has been a fun few pages to scroll through!

I participated! I PM'ed Parker77 because I like his Av. Included a cattail emoji indicating lighthearted playfulness. Will see where this goes.

I also got a note from SexyBritches which was very nice. But not nearly as nice as the smokin hot pixxx we swapped later. Kidding. Kind of.

Fifty word fantasy:

Holy fuck he just brought me post-sex coffee and donuts in bed and I'm totally gonna down them naked and get sprinkles all over the sheets and my tits and he can lick them off later: best day of the year so far. true story. :D
 
No question? Where's the question?

*taps impatient little foot*

Our proprietress appears to be falling down on the job. :p

(Or should that be proprietor? Do current PC norms demand removal of all feminine appellations?)

< If you're planning a dinner/sex combo, always always have sex first. This is because (a) you arrive at your restaurant with a lovely feeling of physical relaxation and a discernible post-orgasmic glow, and (b) it doesn't matter if you then eat too much and are 'too full to fuck' :D >

Oh, my goodness! I laughed. :cattail:
 
I also got a note from SexyBritches which was very nice. But not nearly as nice as the smokin hot pixxx we swapped later. Kidding. Kind of.

Trekka and sexybritches together!!! There aren't enough emojis to cover all that sexiness.

I got to PM with EN, which sounds like code for something dirty, but she is as delightful as she is sweet and sincere. :heart:
 
I tried to email Numeniusa and Hornblende together, but that didn't quite work out as I expected. But I'm still hopeful for a response. :)

And now I want donuts.

UPDATE: Received a lovely response from Hornblende and will be messaging Numi shortly. :D
 
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I'm not even going to try to catch up. Which probably means I'm flunking out of flirt school before it even started. And damn it I just bought cute new boots.
 
I'm not even going to try to catch up. Which probably means I'm flunking out of flirt school before it even started. And damn it I just bought cute new boots.

What? No sexy boot pics? Isn't that a kink or something around these hereabouts? ;):cattail:
 
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