lakesailer_mi
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We're a klutzy people.![]()

I'm sorry, I blacked out after "camming." How firm is the BF on this one? Can we start a petition or something? Offer Lunation as a sacrifice, perhaps?
*whispers to L* You'll take one for the team, right?
What's it gonna take to make this happen?
ETA: I have a security card uniform, complete with badge, if the BF wants to borrow it. Just squint your eyes a bit and ... tada! Let the cop fantasies begin! (On camera.).![]()
This is the type of thing that tends to happen when we try to play out fantasies at my house.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/30e2dbc730f33b3ba56411965bc59f8f/tumblr_onetxw23Vz1qld0c4o1_540.gif
Just because that harlot EN asked... briefly...
EN! Get yer notebook! Homework assignment! Diagram some ways that a fantasy could potentially be simulated. Hint: think prop usage.
Camming. Sigh. This one got banned by the BF during the Great Rules Revision of 2016. But I have this fantasy that I'm a cam girl. If it didn't jeopardize my bread and butter... I might be all over that.
Is this a good time to mention Shibari? Gang bangs? Nipple piercing? Rape fantasies? Gun play?

ETA: I have a security card uniform, complete with badge, if the BF wants to borrow it. Just squint your eyes a bit and ... tada! Let the cop fantasies begin! (On camera.).![]()

I'm sorry, I blacked out after "camming." How firm is the BF on this one? Can we start a petition or something? Offer Lunation as a sacrifice, perhaps?
*whispers to L* You'll take one for the team, right? >
Hmmm...
What is the manner of this sacrifice? Is there some sort of ritual preparation? Ceremony?

This is the type of thing that tends to happen when we try to play out fantasies at my house.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/30e2dbc730f33b3ba56411965bc59f8f/tumblr_onetxw23Vz1qld0c4o1_540.gif
Hmmm...
What is the manner of this sacrifice? Is there some sort of ritual preparation? Ceremony?

This may prove to be more amusing than sexy. Correct me here if I am wrong, but isn't Trekka's boyfriend a large, tall fella? Pretty sure Miss Conspicuous Space is more on the petite end.

Sexual positions. Lots of choices. What is your favorite and why?
Bonus Question: Is there one you don’t like? Why:?
Keep in mind that EN is taking notes, so details are important. Lots of kinky details.![]()

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE
You monster.
I guess if I *had* to choose, I would say my favorite position is doggy. There is something so primal about it. Bending her over and fucking her how she needs to be fucked. Face forced into the bed. Perfect position to smack her ass and pull her hair.
But!
That's not actually the position that feels best for me. So if my own pleasure is the measure by which this question is answered, then I have to change my answer to her riding me. A woman sitting on top of me, bouncing on my cock just feels so. Fucking. Good. And I'm not ashamed to say, I generally only last about two minutes in this position. My partners are warned before hand, and instructed to use me till they're done. I'll stay hard so long as she keeps moving. Cum spilling all over me as she just fucking rides me to oblivion. Past pleasure, past pain, to the place where thoughts die.
But!
I last longest in missionary. If I get a girl on her back I can use her all night. Grabbing her hips and pinning her down. Watching her eyes roll as she cums. Grabbing her tits as I slam her into the bed. Rubbing her clit if she seems too coherent.
But!
Fucking her on her side, spooning, can be so fun. Reaching around and teasing her nipples and her clit until she's a whimpering mess grinding into me. And it is the perfect position to whisper in her ear. And I whisper such pretty things.
But!
Standing can be fun. Slamming her into a wall and just taking her. This one I do find to be...height dependant. So, not sor every partner.
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE
You monster.
I guess if I *had* to choose, I would say my favorite position is doggy. There is something so primal about it. Bending her over and fucking her how she needs to be fucked. Face forced into the bed. Perfect position to smack her ass and pull her hair.
But!
That's not actually the position that feels best for me. So if my own pleasure is the measure by which this question is answered, then I have to change my answer to her riding me. A woman sitting on top of me, bouncing on my cock just feels so. Fucking. Good. And I'm not ashamed to say, I generally only last about two minutes in this position. My partners are warned before hand, and instructed to use me till they're done. I'll stay hard so long as she keeps moving. Cum spilling all over me as she just fucking rides me to oblivion. Past pleasure, past pain, to the place where thoughts die.
But!
I last longest in missionary. If I get a girl on her back I can use her all night. Grabbing her hips and pinning her down. Watching her eyes roll as she cums. Grabbing her tits as I slam her into the bed. Rubbing her clit if she seems too coherent.
But!
Fucking her on her side, spooning, can be so fun. Reaching around and teasing her nipples and her clit until she's a whimpering mess grinding into me. And it is the perfect position to whisper in her ear. And I whisper such pretty things.
But!
Standing can be fun. Slamming her into a wall and just taking her. This one I do find to be...height dependant. So, not sor every partner.
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE
You monster.
I guess if I *had* to choose, I would say my favorite position is doggy. There is something so primal about it. Bending her over and fucking her how she needs to be fucked. Face forced into the bed. Perfect position to smack her ass and pull her hair.
But!
That's not actually the position that feels best for me. So if my own pleasure is the measure by which this question is answered, then I have to change my answer to her riding me. A woman sitting on top of me, bouncing on my cock just feels so. Fucking. Good. And I'm not ashamed to say, I generally only last about two minutes in this position. My partners are warned before hand, and instructed to use me till they're done. I'll stay hard so long as she keeps moving. Cum spilling all over me as she just fucking rides me to oblivion. Past pleasure, past pain, to the place where thoughts die.
But!
I last longest in missionary. If I get a girl on her back I can use her all night. Grabbing her hips and pinning her down. Watching her eyes roll as she cums. Grabbing her tits as I slam her into the bed. Rubbing her clit if she seems too coherent.
But!
Fucking her on her side, spooning, can be so fun. Reaching around and teasing her nipples and her clit until she's a whimpering mess grinding into me. And it is the perfect position to whisper in her ear. And I whisper such pretty things.
But!
Standing can be fun. Slamming her into a wall and just taking her. This one I do find to be...height dependant. So, not sor every partner.
Had to come log in really quick because I forgot prone position!
In my mind it's sort of linked with doggy since one often turns into the other.
Laying on top of her, my weight completely pinning her down. Feeling her every twitch and squirm. One hand with three fingers down her throat, the other gently wiping hair and sweat from her eyes while I whisper to her how good it feels to be inside of her.
Why the hell did I read this at work? Now I'm in hell and I can't brb!!
*Frustrated groan*
Had to come log in really quick because I forgot prone position!
In my mind it's sort of linked with doggy since one often turns into the other.
Laying on top of her, my weight completely pinning her down. Feeling her every twitch and squirm. One hand with three fingers down her throat, the other gently wiping hair and sweat from her eyes while I whisper to her how good it feels to be inside of her.

*Frustrated groan*
*squeezes thighs together*
You. Are. Killing. Me.
If there's not enough Lunation to go around, you ladies might find a little consolation in my inbox. Just sayin'![]()

Sexual positions. Lots of choices. What is your favorite and why?
Bonus Question: Is there one you don’t like? Why:?
Keep in mind that EN is taking notes, so details are important. Lots of kinky details.![]()
He's generous. Don't you think so ladies?![]()
Sexual positions. Lots of choices. What is your favorite and why?
Bonus Question: Is there one you don’t like? Why:?
Keep in mind that EN is taking notes, so details are important. Lots of kinky details.![]()


If there's not enough Lunation to go around, you ladies might find a little consolation in my inbox. Just sayin'![]()


OH, and do we count things like 69? And other oral? What about anal?
I like 68...that's where she goes down on me and then I owe her one.![]()
You're a sweetie!
LOL I've never heard it called that. I'm adding that one to my "to do" list.
In answer to the question, "face down/ass up". I don't know the actual name of it, but ... umm, yeah. The angle is good for deep thrusts and it seems to inspire hair pulling and ass slapping. All good things.
Least favorite is reverse cowgirl. I know, I know. The view is great for you boys, but we get to stare at feet the whole time. Man toes are bad enough. If he's wearing socks, I'm gonna have to demand a position change.![]()
You're a sweetie!
LOL I've never heard it called that. I'm adding that one to my "to do" list.
In answer to the question, "face down/ass up". I don't know the actual name of it, but ... umm, yeah. The angle is good for deep thrusts and it seems to inspire hair pulling and ass slapping. All good things.
Least favorite is reverse cowgirl. I know, I know. The view is great for you boys, but we get to stare at feet the whole time. Man toes are bad enough. If he's wearing socks, I'm gonna have to demand a position change.![]()

I know, this is just...gross...I can see why you wouldn't want to look at this. I'm sorry, I'll down right away.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/55/73/bb/5573bbb62c887fd5639e6185f6b2c578--hot-dudes-hot-men.jpg
Also, did you know, there's a tumblr: "Men's Black Dress Socks Fetish."
Seriously...now I've seen everything...![]()
I know, this is just...gross...I can see why you wouldn't want to look at this. I'm sorry, I'll down right away.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/55/73/bb/5573bbb62c887fd5639e6185f6b2c578--hot-dudes-hot-men.jpg
Also, did you know, there's a tumblr: "Men's Black Dress Socks Fetish."
Seriously...now I've seen everything...![]()
*Quoted before the pic can be removed*
Good grief! I may have to rethink my sock issues. That's one sexy ... pair of socks.