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I have a habit of immediately melting around any female with even a slightly posh/plummy accent. Same goes for Scottish.
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A softer version of a London accent?
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Like Joanna Lumley?
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Something like that yes.
Joanna Lumley has a fantastic accent...unfotunately, nothing like mine lol! (I'm too common...)
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I must confess to a weakness for voice chats with sexy male Brits. I can actually feel them in my ear pushing me over the edge time and again. 
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Well I'm sure compared to mine it's positively aristocratic
Lolz! Well...I can do a posh accent if required...
For example..."Would you care to come round for tea? I've made salmon and cucumber sandwiches and as it's the last of the summer...lashings of ginger beer, or Pimms if you prefer!
It would be simply super to see you!
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Ooh, a Pimms man! I'll get the cucumber chopped, you bring the mint...and more Pimms...and a jug...and some lemonade...and do you have any ice...lol!
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Funnily enough I kept being offered it last time I was down in Surrey.
Ice is a prerequisite I agree although it may have melted by the time I arrive.
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Funnily enough I kept being offered it last time I was down in Surrey.
Ice is a prerequisite I agree although it may have melted by the time I arrive.
That's okay..I don't mind, just bring a bag of water...it's the thought that counts...I'll chuck it in the freezer and then we'll just have to wait for it to freeze...Or, you could be cheap and bring me a bottle of Lambrini instead...I don't mind...anything alcoholic will do
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That's okay..I don't mind, just bring a bag of water...it's the thought that counts...I'll chuck it in the freezer and then we'll just have to wait for it to freeze...Or, you could be cheap and bring me a bottle of Lambrini instead...I don't mind...anything alcoholic will do
Lambrini? Gah... I'm not that cheap!
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Lambrini? Gah... I'm not that cheap!
***sticks nose in air and sniffs delicately*** How very dare you!?!?...That's my Friday night tipple
...Okay...how about a bottle of Asti then???...I have to tell you...I'm a cheap date, easily impressed and always wear very loose knickers...even a bottle of Baby Sham would do...
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***sticks nose in air and sniffs delicately*** How very dare you!?!?...That's my Friday night tipple
...Okay...how about a bottle of Asti then???...I have to tell you...I'm a cheap date, easily impressed and always wear very loose knickers...even a bottle of Baby Sham would do...
Okay, okay I'll bring both so I don't feel bad and you get drunk easier. I'm bringing some Rioja for myself... you can have some if you ask nicely
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Okay, okay I'll bring both so I don't feel bad and you get drunk easier. I'm bringing some Rioja for myself... you can have some if you ask nicely
Does it come in white? I can't drink red wine..gives me a headache and affects my singing performance...I did mention I like to do a little Karaoke and Sing Star when I've had a glass or 13?
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Extra babysham for you if I'm going to get serenaded in a sexy posh accent (even if it's faked).
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Oh I do a mean 'faked' posh accent and it sounds wonderful during my rendition of 'Ice, Ice Baby'...
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Oh I do a mean 'faked' posh accent and it sounds wonderful during my rendition of 'Ice, Ice Baby'...
Think I'd better get drunk too in that case
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Think I'd better get drunk too in that case
Ohh, ooh, yeah...and then we could do a duet
I have to warn you though...I'm good...I'll kick your arse....♫♪ All right stop....collaborate and LISTEN...Ice is back with a brand new invention...♫♪...see, I told ya!
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Ohh, ooh, yeah...and then we could do a duet
You hit the capitals for LISTEN... what a pro!
Since my arse is kicked I'll be in the corner busting some moves.
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You hit the capitals for LISTEN... what a pro!
Since my arse is kicked I'll be in the corner busting some moves.
Exqueeze me???...did you just call me a prozzie...(fake posh accent flies out the window..)
Hmmm...maybe I'll forgive that slip of your tongue if you show me how to moon walk...
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Now you're just fixing for an argument
Pours another Asti to calm you down
ME!!!!...I'm not argumentative...In fact, I'm so laid back, I'm practically horizontal...HOWEVER...I do feel the evening has move past the Asti stage and onto the vodka stage...(don't worry, I can mix my drinks, had lots of practice)...now where did I put the mixers...
Now, show me some break dancing moves while I break out the pork scratchings...ooops...(affects VERY posh accent...) I meant to say, the caviar and foie-grois...
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