English Lady is EVIL!

[CrimsonMaiden]

NOTICE: Will gladly trade shipments of Cadbury's to the states for shipments of Reese's peanut butter cups to the UK.

You're gonna hate me. I have a 2lb bag of the miniatures...

 

[Tom Collins]

LMAO I actually converted a couple of people to fruitcake lovers with my recipe. *polishes nails on shirt front*

*sigh*...Time for me to head for work, but I'll be back on after I get settled in there. Praise the inventer of the laptop.

 

[glynndah]

English Lady was merely misguided in sending the chocolate goodies. If she were truly evil, she would have sent the exercise chart showing what is needed to burn off those luscious calories. And to send her off the deep end on the vicious meter, a tape measure and a scale.

 

[3113]

this thread almost makes me wish I liked chocolate.

It's not important for men to like chocolate. Just to know that women like chocolate. And, knowing that, to make regular offerings of chocolate, with all due respect and reverence, to said females

 

[minsue]

You're gonna hate me. I have a 2lb bag of the miniatures...

*sob*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

We have a case of them for you from Sam's Wholesale. Now to get it to the post office. That's what I'll do tomorrow. For sure. Reese's PB cups? Anything else? We've got ..... access!

Reposting...

 

[sophia jane]

You're gonna hate me. I have a 2lb bag of the miniatures...

I already finished mine. Only a few Reese's bells left and then I'll have to resort to the other (lesser) chocolates.

 

[minsue]

Reposting...

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!! You rawk.

Sorry, the Mrs has the lappy right now and had just passed it over to show me Crim's post.

PS - She says, "Answer the damned phone"


ETA - Any chance of some York peppermint patties? *flutters eyelashes*

 

[Liar]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!!

I think I head that from here.

 

[minsue]

I think I head that from here.

Can you hear the Mrs laughing at that post, too?

 

[English Lady]

LMAO I actually converted a couple of people to fruitcake lovers with my recipe. *polishes nails on shirt front*

*sigh*...Time for me to head for work, but I'll be back on after I get settled in there. Praise the inventer of the laptop.

A good fruitcake can do that

take care!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I already finished mine. Only a few Reese's bells left and then I'll have to resort to the other (lesser) chocolates.

I ate all the ones the kids got in their stockings at my parents. So I went out and bought some more, lol.

 

[English Lady]

I'm so not evil -look at the chocolate happiness created by this thread

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

*sob*

You get low again after what Lucky sends you, and I'll be happy to send you more and anything else you might want from the States that you can't get where you are. *hug*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!!! You rawk.

Sorry, the Mrs has the lappy right now and had just passed it over to show me Crim's post.

PS - She says, "Answer the damned phone"


ETA - Any chance of some York peppermint patties? *flutters eyelashes*

Okie dokie. Got graham crackers, your woman's hair miracle whatever, reese's, and york's. Oh, and that picture I promised her about 2 months ago.

I'll put it in the mail tomorrow, come hell or high water.

Phone is right beside me.

 

[Liar]

Can you hear the Mrs laughing at that post, too?

Either that, or the neighbours got some really outlandish pets.

 

[minsue]

You people all rawk.

 

[minsue]

Either that, or the neighbours got some really outlandish pets.

It might've been the squirrel.

 

[Liar]

It might've been the squirrel.

Oh, I wouldn't call her that.

*ducks and runs from thread*

 

[McKenna]

The caramel bar... *sigh*

There was no chocolate seduction with that one, it was all raw sensuality and in-your-face virility. I tried sucking it down, letting its caramel ooze out on my tongue, but the bastard demanded more: I chewed. I closed my eyes in ecstasy. It gushed forth and filled my wet, little cavern, inciting riotous cavities wherever it spread.

And now, it's gone; only a faint memory remains along with the sweet afterglow of a sugar high gone terribly, terribly right.

 

[minsue]

Oh, I wouldn't call her that.

*ducks and runs from thread*

. .

 

[McKenna]

P.S. English Lady, I'm making "Chocablock Cookies" this afternoon. It's a new recipe. If they are any good, I'm sending you a dozen ... minus the recipe.





Turn about's fair play, right?!

 

[Aurora Black]

Good...well, better at least. Still getting over a nasty cold from last week. How 'bout you, 'Rora?

Eh, I can't complain. I'm also on the published bandwagon.

 

[English Lady]

P.S. English Lady, I'm making "Chocablock Cookies" this afternoon. It's a new recipe. If they are any good, I'm sending you a dozen ... minus the recipe.





Turn about's fair play, right?!

Now That IS Evil.


Wicked woman!

 

[rgraham666]

The caramel bar... *sigh*

There was no chocolate seduction with that one, it was all raw sensuality and in-your-face virility. I tried sucking it down, letting its caramel ooze out on my tongue, but the bastard demanded more: I chewed. I closed my eyes in ecstasy. It gushed forth and filled my wet, little cavern, inciting riotous cavities wherever it spread.

And now, it's gone; only a faint memory remains along with the sweet afterglow of a sugar high gone terribly, terribly right.

Ooo. Good one McKenna. I wish I could be as concise when writing my smut.