English Lady is EVIL!

[TheeGoatPig]

thee -my husband loves creme eggs -maybe it's a guy chocolate?


Mmmmmm mini eggs. I might have to go and buy myself a bag of'em now

I don't know, but all this talk of mini-eggs has me wanting them so bad...

 

[Aurora Black]

*writhes around in pain* Chocolate...

 

[oggbashan]

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate Cake
Ingredients
CAKE ICING
6 1/2oz (190g) plain flour 2oz (50g) butter
2 tbsp cocoa 4 tbsp cocoa,sifted
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda 2 tbsp milk
1 tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) icing sugar
5oz (150g) caster sugar
2 tbsp golden syrup
2 eggs,beaten
1/4pt (150ml) sunflower oil
1/4pt (150ml) milk

Method

1.Line the bases of 2 greased and base-lined 7in(18cm) sandwich tins.

2.Sift the flour, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda and baking powder into a bowl. Add sugar and mix well.

3.Make a well in the centre, add syrup, eggs, oil and milk. Beat well until smooth.

4.Spoon into sandwich tins to cook.

5.Cook at 350F, 180C, Gas 4 for 25-30 min.

6.Turn out and cool on a wire rack.

7.Meanwhile make icing: melt butter, add cocoa and cook on hob for 1 minute.

8.Stir in milk and icing sugar and mix until smooth.

9.Sandwich cakes together with a little icing, swirl remainder
over the top of the cake, using a small palette knife.


Chocolate Cake (Microwave)
Ingredients
CAKE ICING
6 1/2oz (190g) plain flour 2oz (50g) butter
2 tbsp cocoa 4 tbsp cocoa,sifted
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda 2 tbsp milk
1 tsp baking powder 5oz (150g) icing sugar
5oz (150g) caster sugar
2 tbsp golden syrup
2 eggs,beaten
1/4pt (150ml) sunflower oil
1/4pt (150ml) milk

Method

1. Line the bases of 2 8in(20cm) micro-proof dishes with a circle of kitchen paper to cook in microwave.

2. Sift the flour, cocoa, bicarbonate of soda and baking powder into a bowl. Add sugar and mix well.

3. Make a well in the centre, add syrup, eggs, oil and milk. Beat well until smooth.

4. Spoon into sandwich dishes to cook.

5. Cook on full power for 5 minutes (650watt).

6. Remove cake from microwave. Allow to stand for 3 minutes. Turn out carefully and wrap tightly in cling film. Leave to cool on a wire rack.

7.Meanwhile make icing: Put butter in a bowl, cook on medium power for 2 minutes or until well melted. Stir in cocoa, mix well until smooth and cook on medium power for further 1½ minutes.

8.Stir in milk and icing sugar and mix until smooth.

9.Sandwich cakes together with a little icing, swirl remainder over the top of the cake, using a small palette knife.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Og is also in league with the devil!

 

[English Lady]

McK I do have you address and as soon as I can actually bear to move again I shall be sending you a treat

Mat -glad you found some Reese's in woolies -I thought you might

We only got two selection boxes this year, one for me and one for hubby from thorntons - I think people are trying to tell us something

thee - I'd kill for mini egs right now, but there isn't a shop close that sells them. I'll have to wait till I'm up to going into town I think .

Og -I've got a fair few chocolate cake recipes -surprising isn't it?

 

[Tom Collins]

Eh, I can't complain. I'm also on the published bandwagon.

Yes, I'd heard about that from someone. Can't think who it was though. Volumious congrats, babe.

 

[Tom Collins]

So now you've eaten the whole package of goodies, right? well guess what....its like crack.....you must have more.....you'll sell your dog just for a candy bar.....you'll be a junkie.

Why do you think they call it junkfood? *snicker*

 

[Tom Collins]

A temple like this?

http://www.sensationalbeginnings.com/images/p364B.jpg

Yes, but not as gay and cheerful.

I always thought that "witch" in Hansel and Grettel had to be a drag queen.

 

[Aurora Black]

Yes, I'd heard about that from someone. Can't think who it was though. Volumious congrats, babe.

Thanks.

Fuck... who do I have to blow for some Belgian chocolates? Blarg!

 

[Tom Collins]

Anyone want to do some goodie trading with me? I'm in the States too.

And I just found a dark chocolate that's way better than Dove's. It's made by Ghirardelli. I don't know how widely available it is, but it's awesome.

 

[English Lady]

Anyone want to do some goodie trading with me? I'm in the States too.

And I just found a dark chocolate that's way better than Dove's. It's made by Ghirardelli. I don't know how widely available it is, but it's awesome.

Tom -I'm always up for goody trading, but I'm a milk chocolate girl all the way

 

[Tom Collins]

Thanks.

Fuck... who do I have to blow for some Belgian chocolates? Blarg!

A Belgian?

 

[Tom Collins]

Tom -I'm always up for goody trading, but I'm a milk chocolate girl all the way

Well, their milk chocolate is just as good, and they have raspberry, mint and caramel filled varieties, as well as plain. I think they do, anyway. But there's lots of other things you might be wanting that you can't get over there.

 

[English Lady]

Well, their milk chocolate is just as good, and they have raspberry, mint and caramel filled varieties, as well as plain. I think they do, anyway. But there's lots of other things you might be wanting that you can't get over there.

the raspberry sounds yummy!


Actually, I was mentioning it to hubby last night, I see loads of american recipes asking for "butterscotch chips/morsels" and they sound yummy but you just can't get them here (well, he found a couple of websites but the price was horrendous) and I'd love to give them a try.

And my hubs would love some kisses... hershey ones that is *LOL*

I'll send back whatever english chocolaey goodness your heart desires in return

 

[Tom Collins]

the raspberry sounds yummy!


Actually, I was mentioning it to hubby last night, I see loads of american recipes asking for "butterscotch chips/morsels" and they sound yummy but you just can't get them here (well, he found a couple of websites but the price was horrendous) and I'd love to give them a try.

And my hubs would love some kisses... hershey ones that is *LOL*

I'll send back whatever english chocolaey goodness your heart desires in return

I believe we have a deal, Ma'am. BTW, those butterscotch chips are very good. Especially when substituted for choco chips in a choco chip cookie (biscut) recipe. How much were you wanting, dear heart?

 

[English Lady]

I believe we have a deal, Ma'am. BTW, those butterscotch chips are very good. Especially when substituted for choco chips in a choco chip cookie (biscut) recipe. How much were you wanting, dear heart?

we'll talk figures is PM thanks, love

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Truly, EL must be profoundly ee-vil indeed, seeing how this thread has generated 142 posts in just about 24 hours. I had no idea - I thought she was a sweet Christian lady who doled out biscuits and hugs to all who are feeling forlorn or peckish. Clearly she must be living a double life. (No doubt related to her GB involvement - I predicted to myself that there'd be tears when that began.)

 

[English Lady]

Truly, EL must be profoundly ee-vil indeed, seeing how this thread has generated 142 posts in just about 24 hours. I had no idea - I thought she was a sweet Christian lady who doled out biscuits and hugs to all who are feeling forlorn or peckish. Clearly she must be living a double life. (No doubt related to her GB involvement - I predicted to myself that there'd be tears when that began.)

What do you mean? they're all so lovely and polite and nice over in the GB...


Oh alright, I'm evil but in a good way, I mean I send chocolate -what's nicer than that, eh?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

What do you mean? they're all so lovely and polite and nice over in the GB...


Oh alright, I'm evil but in a good way, I mean I send chocolate -what's nicer than that, eh?

You see? She's sunk so low that she can no longer even recognize her perfidity! Chocolate - the horror!

(Can I have a peice of cake?)

 

[Tom Collins]

Truly, EL must be profoundly ee-vil indeed, seeing how this thread has generated 142 posts in just about 24 hours. I had no idea - I thought she was a sweet Christian lady who doled out biscuits and hugs to all who are feeling forlorn or peckish. Clearly she must be living a double life. (No doubt related to her GB involvement - I predicted to myself that there'd be tears when that began.)

Those are the lures of a truely soficticated, and modern thinking devil. It's how she reels you in to a life of sin and chocolately degridation. You catch more flys with honey than vinegar, and Satan is the Lord of Flys, after all.

 

[English Lady]

Those are the lures of a truely soficticated, and modern thinking devil. It's how she reels you in to a life of sin and chocolately degridation. You catch more flys with honey than vinegar, and Satan is the Lord of Flys, after all.

Hey! I'm not on his side at all *laughs*

repeat after me ladies and gents,

Chocolate is NOT a sin!

 

[Tom Collins]

Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...*gasp*...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...*gasp*...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...Chocolate is our friend...*passes out*

 

[damppanties]

*passes out*

*revives you by moving a bit of chocolate under your nose*

 

[Tom Collins]

*revives you by moving a bit of chocolate under your nose*

*pulls a Cowardly Lion in the Poppies*
*snort* Huh? What? Funny weather we're having here...

 

[Vermilion]

My word- you lot are getting all worked up about Cadbury's? Have you ever tried Lindt? Jeeeeeeeeeeeez - I've eaten three 200g boxes since Xmas (as well as ten tonnes of other chocs).

Lindt Lindor is especially addictive. Soooo good.
<drools>
I could literally talk about chocolate for hours. I am a connoisseur and will send out chocolate to people in the states in return for Benefit makeup. I love it and they charge absurd amounts for it over here. either that or silk underwear, but that's a story for another day.

The first 2 people to suggest appropriate returns will get a bar of their choice of chocolate from the Uk...

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