Enter the WWF wit a twist

[poohlive]

Foley watches as Michaels leaves, he stands there, grinning at Vasquez.
"You know, I bet he won't get it until he is already in the ring."
She looked at him, "What?"
"You said it was going to be a 6 man match, but 8 people are wrestling."
She looked up in the air, as if to count, then smiled, "Hey, I didn't know you could add in your head."
Foley grinned, sitting down in a chair.
"Foley... umm, aren't we done?"
Foley looked at her, "Nope, we have a roster to fill tonight. All we have is the main event."
She gave him a curious look, but didn't say anything.
Foley made the first move, "The Pimp, isn't wrestling tonight yet."
She leaned forward, "No, but he is a guest referee."
"I know, he needs to fight, I don't believe in having these new guys get off easy with just a special ref match."
She nodded, "Who?"
"How about the goodfather? You know, good and evil?"
She nodded, writing it down.
"Ok, who's next?

 

[Phoenix]

Ms Vasquez's genius at work lol

Dammit Foley got me on my math. Ok I got to remain cool after all I am the boss I am not allowed to look like a complete dimwit despite my slight blond moment. Ok rest of the card he says well these matches should get him started hehe. I quickly begin to round off a couple matches from the top of my head as Foley is watching me. He know that if I want he can not do a damn thing about the matches however he also knows that I value the imput of my employees or that is what it sez in the WWF handbook. Hmm ain't that the same book propping up the sofa over there.

"Well let's see I have not premoted Chris Beniot enough lately so how's about him and the newest recruit to the federation Mexican superstar Super Crazy get it on and since I have spend half a million dollars of the McMahon family name to premote a women's division how about a women tag team match with Lita and the Kat vs Mona and Terri Runnels along with my latest free agent Jasmine St. Claire( one of J's favorites) as the special guest referee.
By the way Mic we need fresh faces behind the mic at Smackdown because with the King busy and JR working overtime with Talent development, I have signed former pornstar and dancer Anita Morehead as a commentator for Smackdown. Maybe she will make Micheal Cole seem like less of a pussy and Kevin Kelly less of a hermaphrodite. hehe. What do you think Mic."

He know that if I want he can not do a damn thing about the matches however he also knows that I value the imput of my employees or that is what it sez in the WWF handbook. Hmm ain't that the same book propping up the sofa over there.

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

OOC: Indika, are you Debra or Stephanie?

IC: Putting on my wrestling gear all I have on my mind is winning so I can get that damn belt back. No way was I going to let my WWF World Title history end with me getting the shit kicked out of me by Austin and Tyson. First I get payback against Austin then I get my belt back from Rock!

I see the rest of the gang are already in gear as we await for our turn to enter the ring. Since I had some time I decided to check around the arena to see what was up with the new blood that had joined since I had been gone.

Not much going on at the time: Al was yelling at head for stealing his girlfriend, The Acolytes were getting drunk with the Dudleys, the Hardys were trying to pick up on Trish, and of course Kurt Angle was making another one of his speaches about his 3 I's. Wonder if any of them is 'Impotent'.

Just then I hear someone behind me call out "Hey Shawn, ready for tonight?" I knew that voice, it was...

 

[Renegade]

JLA question real fast...

OOC: Phoenix, is JayDen still in the JLA thread? He hasnt posted for awhile so I was just wondering.

 

[Phoenix]

Introducing...................

OCC: I know I already have JayDen but me and Aisya (Vasquez is sharing this one K

Name: Adam Shame
Height/Weight: 6-4/259lbs
Hair/ Eyes: shoulder length blonde hair usually in a ponytail/ blue eyes
Appearance: Very muscular and extremely cut and defined.
Ring Attire: black wrestling trunks, knee brace, knee pad, wrist tape and white boots
Finisher: That's adamn shame ( A powerbomb into an X Factor)
Manager: Georgeous George

Background: He is the example of someone who has had it good their entire life. A former football player he retired due to left knee injury. From there he went to the finest wrestling schools, he only spent 3 months in the indies, before he went to Japan and became a national celebrity. From there after a majorly successful tour of Europe Ms. Vasquez personally signed him to an exclusive multi-million dollar contract and paired him up with George. He has been heralded for months before his debut.

OCC: Yes I am still in the JLA thread I have been kind of busy with college starting this week, but I am gonna try to put something out for JLA tommorrow night

 

[Phoenix]

See I am still alive

JayDen-

As I began to stretch in the back I thought to myself if I get the win tonight that would automatically catipult me into title matches and top contendership. After tonight without a shadow of a doubt I will be in the main event picture and that means double the money.
Suddenly I hear a door open and I see Monkeyhumper giving a couple of the new signees a tour of how the backstage area is. Hey wait ain't the two of them on the end Georgeous Goerge and Jasmine St. Claire. If they are here then I am happy my contract does not run out until next year. The blond guy with them looks like a natural as I watched my so called teamates get ready I think to myself whose sister did I fuck to be partnered with these misfits , well except Jackie of course hehe

 

[Phoenix]

Hey Shawn

" Hey Shawn, ready for tonight" yelled Georgeous George the WWF's latest signee. As she had tailled off from the tour with her new boytoy (pun) Adam Shame.

" Yeah I am alway ready remember I am the show stopper, the main event and the ICON that can still go" Micheals replied.

"Yeah sure you are but there is someone specific we need you take out for us tonight. See Adam here wants to make a big impact and he figure you and him taking out Austin is a smart move. After all Austin damn near ended your career and he is the top WWF star and most important he is still not a 100 percent, so think about you get your revenge and Adam Shame get pushed up the WWF ranking before his first match. Me I get what I always wanted and that is more time in the spotlight. So what do ya say?"

As I awaited his answer I knew if this works out then Adam Shame is going to be a huge superstar.

 

[Indika]

OOC - Shawn Michaels?

Would it be okay with everyone if I made up a character? Perhaps a female counterpart to Shawn Michaels like Debra is to Austin? If so I will post her tomorrow.

 

[Phoenix]

Sure the more women the merrier

 

[Guest]

Vern Gagne is here to kiss all your punk asses

You bunch of steriod using, bad acting, completely useless bunch of circus rejects, I'm here to challenge all comers that dares to risk their unskilled asses to two out of three rounds of real wrestling action. My flying drop-kick is unmatched.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll help if ya'll need females. I don't like Trish Stratus much. Gimme a role, I get WWF n WCW mixed up. I'm pretty sure I'll know who you're talking about and I can wing the rest

 

[Phoenix]

Verne Gagne hahahah. Hey Vern ain't you pushing 80. What's next the return of Mae Young as a protitue hahahahaha. Bring it Verne I'll write you as one of my stooges. ROFL

As for Killer Muffin you can use a created character or pick anyone from this list or even anyone off the list no matter what I can find a way to write them in. I am easy like that. lol

The List
Chyna
Tori
the Kat
Terri
Jaqualine
Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley
Jasmine St.Claire
Georgeous George
Debra
1 of the Godfathers Ho's
Sable
Lita
Lillian Garcia
Mona
Anita Morehead (One of my Creations look up at a previous reply)

Just about anybody I am easy that way

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, I recognize Chyna and Sable... after a little bit of thought (the rumors of me actually being Chyna are GREATLY exaggerated), I think I'll take on Sable. I'm a newbie at this sort of thing, so help would be appreciated. Sables have teeth, I bite...

 

[Guest]

(Flips out of front head-lock by Phoenix, gives him a fore-arm smash, goes into the ropes, takes the dunk-under, lands on his feet, goes into the ropes again, THE FLYING HEAD SCISSORS, flips Phoenix end over end, goes for the pin) ONE, TWO, there's your winner, The Heavyweight Champion of the World.......VERN GAGNE!

 

[Guest]

Well there you have it folks, once again, Vern, How did you do it?

 

[Phoenix]

sable entry and Gagne part 2

Cool I will write Sable in tommorrow night or you can jump in at anytime and Ms Vasquez will explain later.

As for you Verne Gagne you want to attack a defenseless woman while her back is turned huh well

(while Gagne is celebratings Phoenix takes a chair from ring side and proceed to bash Gagne's brains in. She them drags him to the corner and give him a THONG STINKFACE. While Gagne lays on the mat trying to recover Phoenix removes her high heeled boot rolls Gagne on his stomach and shoves the boot where the sun don't shine

[Edited by Phoenix on 09-13-2000 at 12:43 AM]

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

OOC: You get em Phoenix! Show Verne Gagne who is boss!


IC: Looking over Georgeous George and Adam Shame I figure that this is probably going to be the best chance I have at getting back at Austin. With Rock, Mankind, and Undertaker backing him up I would need more then D-X to take him down.

I tell them "Ok it's a deal. I'll have my boys keep an eye our for his team mates while we take care of him."

Moving closer to them so that nobody else could hear I ask "So what do you have planed for austin?"

 

[Guest]

I have no problem with this, but I'm every woman's dream, My hairy chest, and long greasy locks of blonde girl-bait will melt you my dear, so why don't you get over hear and take it from the real World Heavyweight Champion.

 

[Guest]

From behind the curtains, oh thank God they are here, it's The Vachon Brothers, with Doctor X. Oh my god, it's pandemodium. The crowd is on it's feet, as Rock, Austin, UnderTaker, McMahon, Flair, Demon, Savage, Hogan, scurry like rabbits. The Vachons and X have come to the aid of their boss, and what a sight to see, who's that? Vivian Vachon?

 

[Guest]

Yes it's me, I'll fix all of you. (climbs into the ring with Mad Dog, Butcher and Doc, opens robe, completely nude, hairy bush) Come and get some of this.

 

[Guest]

Oh my god, she has the Butcher's meat in her mouth, and she's sucking like there's no tomorrow, he's on Rubberleg Street, Oh my lord, I think she's gonna take it........

 

[poohlive]

Vasquez nods towards the announcer, telling them to start her music. She is ready to go out.
Foley stops her, "Let me take this one."
She looks at him, knowing easily that she could just say no, but she merely shrugs. Foley smiles.
He waits for his music...
The car crash, the crowd cheers, and Foley comes out.
"Now, I know that being here in the wonderful city of Pittsburg Pennsylvania..."
He waits for the cheers to go down, "Anyways, freaks. YOu seem to be doing some lude actions in the ring. "
One of them looks at him, "Yeah Foley, what do you want to do about it."
"Just one word.... Censor."
The Vachom brothers give each other curious glances.
The Right to censor music starts up. All of them, including the new Val Venus come up, holding chairs. It is all hell as Mick simply looks back and smiles.
"Come on now, 3 on 3, thats the match. Have a nice day," he leaves, waving at the cheers.
They each go to their afformitable corners. Foley goes up behind Vasquez. She looks at him.
"Not bad, but they have a fair chance of winning."
Foley smiled, "Not according to the APA. I told them to go out if Censor gets in trouble, besides you know Right to Censor, they are always cheating."
Vasquez nodded her head, "Not bad. You know, I didn't think of that."
Foley looked back at the screen.

 

[The Game]

OOC: I saw Hunter's name, but is he taken? If not...

*A tall, well built man walks up to the arena. With duffle bag and water bottle in hand, he takes a look around. Seeing the electronic sign signifying RAW is WAR is in the arena, he nods in approval.
Walking to the door he enters and heads down a long corridor that leads to another. After a maze of hallways, he arrives at a door. He throws his head back, getting his blonde hair out of his face and enters his dressing room. The door closes, leaving the camera focussed on two words on the outside of the door.


"The Game"

 

[KillerMuffin]

*In the women's restroom near Vasquez's office waiting for the scheduled appointment*

I can't believe I'm doing this again. After the damned lawsuit I could have sworn I would be persona non grata around here. Nothing had panned out after the suit, and the promise of big bucks from Vasquez was enticing. What was she up to?

 

[Renegade]

OOC: The Game, just letting you know that Hunter is not taken so he's all yours.