Enter the WWF wit a twist

can i play too? *grins*

i have a wrestler i could drag in... *rubs hands against each other and laughs*
 
OOC:

Phoenix, the women should be the Pimp's ho's since the godfather is now the "goodfather". Then we can team the Pimp with the Godfather when he goes back later in the story line.

Now thats a kick ass ho train!!
 
Bonita Senorita El presidente

Ms Vasquez IC:

Hmm it seems Foley's plan worked but just to make my own personal touch I have decided that some on needs to hold that Mae Young body double hmm Who could I send that would blow the Roof of the Areana I got it. I pick up the phone and after a 10 second conversation I hang up with an evil laugh, "MUWwhahahahhahh wait till they see this surprise."

As for Sable with the women's division lacking star power I decided to bring the queen bitch back hehe. Back under MY rules. And if she thinks that I am just gonna sign her to that kind of salary to be JUST eyecandy hehehe. It is good to be the REAL queen lol.
I walk across to my office and think about the new blueprints. With the WWF growing and the NY tax rate rising. Me and executive committee decided it was indefinately better to be Las Vegas based after all where better than the city of sin for what I got planned. This was going to be very interesting and we are only getting started wait until Saturday's PPV with the PTC to bother us. MUwhahahhahh (There's that evil laugh again

OCC: Hey Toad I can't give you all the women but trust me, you will most definately get your. Matter of fact the more anyone posts the harder I will work to get them laid. Ha ha it is good to be the President.
By the way welcome Game, KillaMuffin, Shila ( I loved your Superhero league stuff) and Indika and anyone else new that wants in. And for the one's that are here before welcome to a ride you won't ever catch on cable (Hmm sounds like a PPV to me)
 
Shawn Michael's "assistant"

Real Name: Corrine Mitchell
Ring Name: Venus DeMarco (I figured Venus would be a good match to Sean's Heartbreak Kid...)
Age: 23
Height:5'9"
Weight: 127
Body: Thin but toned, athletic, 36D breasts
Hair: Long chestnut hair
Eyes: Green

IC:

I wait backstage for Sean to come out of the dressing room. Pacing across the floor my heels clicking out a frantic rhythm. I take the time while I wait to pump myself up for the match that will be taking place in a matter of hours. Finally Sean emerges, grinning at me.

"You look great Corr..." he says.

I glance at him quickly as we walk, "Hey, I thought we agree.. all business at the Ring, right? It's Venus.. got it?"

Sean laughs, "Got it.. geez you get serious here!"

"Of course, I'm here to make you look good, show you support!" I smile.

Sean appraises my outfit, which is a short wrap around business dress in green and 3 inch heels. Underneath the dress I am wearing black daisy duke type spandex short which show half my ass and a black sports bra which barely contains my breasts. Outside I'm all business, underneath I'm ready to rumble if Sean needs it.

While we wait for someone to announce us, I pull my hair into a loose french braid. I pat Sean on his very tight, very gorgeous butt and tell him, "Let's kick ass tonight, shall we?"

Sean grins, "I love it when you say 'kick ass'".

I laugh, "KICK ASS!"
 
The AWA vs RTC match

As the RTC and the AWA go at it in a suprisingly fast paced match considering that the AWA All Star are all at least pushing past 60 years a piece.

Val Venis hits a running shoulder block and hits a blind tag to the Goodfather after being dropkicked back into the RTC corner by Dr X. The GF is caught in a armdrag by the Doc. As the Doctor wrenches in the armbar. The Acolytes music hits and out comes Farooq and Bradshaw

JR: Uh oh here come hells henchmen come out wearing the offical APA asswhopping gloves only for $19.99 at the WWF shopzone

The APA slide in the ring while Steven distracts the ref they pick up The Doc and look like they are about to hit the double powerbomb when they throw him out of the way and instead Bradshaw hits a wicked looking Clothesline from Hell on the Goodfather.

JR: Oh my God the APA set up the RTC at MSG on USA soon to be TNN. (Sorry cheap acronym joke--- J)

On their way out Bockwinkel hands them a handfull of cash. However after they take off the asswhopping gloves the arena lights go out and the old Hulk Hogan real American music comes on and out come Brisco with pyro?????????? However while the lights begin to slide back on in the middle of the ring dressed like a woman is Patterson. He breaks a two by four over Mad Dog Vashon's head and Bull run in to make the pin.

JR: OH my God, Patterson is dressed like a woman.
Lawler: Hey does that mean he is bisexual.
Anita Morehead: Hey guys you know I am trisexual?
JR &the King: Huh?
AM: Easy I tri anything sexual.

{The King faints}


OCC: I know bad pun but a pretty good sequence}
 
Shawn Michaels

While we waited for someone to announce us I look over Corrine who realy looks great in that business dress she had on. Man if I wasnt married to Whisper I'd ask her out in a minute. And I was tempted to since me and the old lady had been seperated ever since I told her I was going to return to wrestling. Hell she is even planing a divorce from what I've heard.

Then when I got back to the WWF they told me they had a new valet that they wanted me to use and that's how I was introduced to Corrine. The two of us have become real close to each other since then and other then the occasional teasing we did with each other I sometimes wonder if she has the same kind of feelings for me that I have for her.

She realy looked good today. A little too good. Starting to feel aroused, I look down at my crotch and begin to realy hate having on tight pants like this.

"Great that's all the fans need to see, HBK walking out with a hard on." I mutter to myself as I try to straighten out my pants.

Wait a second, did I say that out loud? I look over at Corrine hoping she didn't hear what I had just said to myself.
 
Surprise Surprise

As X Pac, Tori and Road Dogg prepared to go out for the big main event the lights went out and suddenly the sounds of EXTREMELY LOUD chairshots filled the room. As the a glint of light enters the room a deceptively bald head just hit what looks like a Stunner on the X-Pac however the bald man then give a hurricanranna on a chair to Raod Dogg. Suddenly the lights are turned back on and surprise surprise the bald man is none other than JayDen.
Grinning on his way back to his dressing room he said with vigor "three down two to go, but what a shame Tori would have made a fine ho."

JayDen
 
Vasquez Solution

As the preparation for the main event began and a lame ass match between Rikishi Phatass and Vicera was being used a filler, Ms. Vasquez's secretary Munkeyhimper ran over to and tells her X Pac, Road Dogg and Tori have been taken out a mere 4 minutes before the big main event to which the young executive could only reply with "Shit."
However it was then inspiration when part time announcer/ part time backstage interviewer Anita Morehead came up with a brilliant idea. "How a bout a little T&A. Think about instead of Test and Albert through Test and ANGLE into the main event. Think about Test's history with Triple H and Steph and Kurt and Steph's apparent friendship it would work out splendidly plus think of the foursome jokes by the King and to make things fair for Micheals instead of some random female to replace Tori we give him Corrine or Venus Demarco as a replacement however if Shawn says no I can have Ivory as a replacement."

"Good thinking Anita" replied Vasquez "Munkeyhimper send word to HBK and the others about the new plan. This is gonna be one hell of a show."
 
Shawn Michaels

As the two of us wait for our turns Monkeyhumper walk up to us. He tells me "Uh Shawn we have a problem."

Without turning to him I ask "What is it Monkeyhumper?"

Clearing his throat he explains "Well unfortunatly all of your tag partners have been taken out of action except for Hunter so..."

I turn to him and ask "What do you mean they have taken out of action?"

With a look of fear on his face he answers "Well you see the others have been attacked and are now being replaced by Test, Angle, and uh your assistant Venus. The others have already been told about this."

The anger in me boils up at this news. It had to be Mankinds team that took out the others. Well two can play at this game "Wait here Venus. I got some business to take care off."

I head off to a phone were I make a little call that should help even the odds if things dont go well today. "Ok then man I appreciate it. Later."

I hang up the phone then meet up with Venus "What did you go do Shawn?"

I turn to her "Just getting a little insurance. Just incase things dont go well tonight." We wait for the match to begin.

[Edited by Renegade on 09-14-2000 at 01:40 AM]
 
Re: Bonita Senorita El presidente

Phoenix said:

By the way welcome Game, KillaMuffin, Shila ( I loved your Superhero league stuff) and Indika and anyone else new that wants in.

i have groupies!!

*laughing, head in hands*

cool...

and here is the Dragon!!

5'11 180 looks like she could kick yer ass with no effort
short black hair and solid black, whiteless/pupiless eyes. skin pale like a pearl. black leather catsuit that shows off figure

political standing:
hates the hock
likes kane, the undertaker, and the hardy boys
wants to beat up the d-d-d-dipshit boys

any place to hop in?
 
Venus DeMarco - Ready to Rumble!!

I was watching Shawn out of the corner of my eye. He was watching me too. Shawn always looked good and oozed sexiness from every pore, if he wasn't married to Whisper I'd have made a move the day we first met. Speaking of Whisper, I haven't even seen her with Shawn since I've met him... wonder what that's about?

Suddenly, Ms. Vasquez's secretary, Munkyhimper (or Munkyhumber as Shawn likes to say) ran up to us. Some of the people on Shawn's tag team had been taken out of the game and were being replaced. I heard him say my name and straightened up immediately.

Shawn ran off to do "something" and was gone for several minutes. When he came back I asked him what he'd done. He remained mysterious by saying he made a phone call that would "even thing up."

"Even things up? HBK what do you mean by that?" I wondered aloud.

Shawn grinned at me like a schoolboy who was playing a prank on his teacher, "Don't worry about it my beautiful Venus." He pulled me in his arms and dipped me adding, "Tonight... is ours!" Then he quickly pulled me back up.

"So, am I fighting or not?" I asked.

Shawn looked at me and said, "Well, kid, that's up to you... you up to it?"

I smirked, "Of course I'm up to it!"



[Edited by Indika on 09-14-2000 at 08:50 PM]
 
Sable

Time to find Vasquez. I stalk down the hallway, heading for the roaring crowds. My terms, not hers. She wants tit flesh for the crowds, she is going to pay for it. Make all the little boys happy with the damned things.

From the arena, the sounds of the crowd. I catch a flash of that Monkeyhumping guy that passes as a secretary. He'll eventually go back to lick Vasquez's ass again, so I follow him.
 
JayDen's world: Pre-match thoughts lol

JayDen:


As JayDen went back to the ready room to get ready for his match he laughed to himself and thought out loud "hehe taking care of D-X will finally get me some God Damn attention, no on to other buisness where can I find a Heartbreaker who has been stealing my push.hehe On this night I swear the wrestling world will flip at what I got planned. Hehe better yet after tonight they will realize I am so head and shoulders over the competition that the one one left to challenge me would be Vern hhahaha Hey wait there goes that new chick the dirt sheet were talking about getting the tour by Munkeyhimper (gee that guy gets around lol). Chyna with a haircut, and WCW's Asya with hormones lol. Tonight seems to be looking very very interesting
 
It's Adam Shame what a rookie has got to do

Adam Shame


Georgeous George comes smoothley strides into a dark dressing room that was specially prepared courtesy of the WWF for the phenominal rookie known as Adam Shame. As she made her way across the room her eyes finally adjusted to the darkness to see a shadow in corner sort of meditating.
With a wicked grin on George's face she decided to get him a little less.............zen so to speak. So she snuck up behind him got on her knees and began to rub Shame's head in her massive chest. This of course got Shame attention ( duhhhhhhh) As he turn around and wrapped her in his arms they passionately kissed then he broke off from he to ask " So did Micheals go for it"
"Oh course he did and tonight when all is said and done your path to the top will have begun here in the Garden."
With that they began to kiss again with a little feel copping here and there before he broke away from her saying that he had to get prepared for tonight but after the show there will be somethings they have to do hehe".
 
Shawn Michaels

OOC: So when does the match for Shawns team vs Mankinds team start?

IC: Looking back at Venus I began to worry. The kid had spunk but this was the big league. And this wasnt helping out by intefering in a match this was actualy being in the match. Still I had to respect the kid for being this gutsy to begin with. Well if things didnt go right I still had my back up to help out just incase.

OOC: Sorry that was so short but I could not realy think of what else to do with them right now since the match hasn't started yet.
 
I left Steph's office cracking my knuckles. She'd been my best friend since third grade, and now her jackass husband thought they weren't gonna let me in? I'd kick his ass. I could do it, too...

(can someone lemme know when there can be... another match? *is gonna beat the living shit out of HHH and get in* {heeheehee}
 
HHH

*Hunter remains in his dressing room. He stares at the monitor, seeing what has happened to his tag partners for the evening. He also knows of HBK's phone call*

"Foley, I see you're up to your same old tricks. Screw me over any chance you get, isn't that right?"

*he looks down at his duffle bag, and reaches inside*

"Well that is just fine. I have my ways of evening things out too..."

*Hunter pulls out his 'trusty' sledgehammer and leaves the dressing room*
 
Shawn Michaels

OOC: Not much going on right now so this will be short.

IC: While we wait for the match I see Hunter walk out of his dressing room. Noticing that he is carying his sledgehammer I think to myself "Hate to be on his bad side right now." It looked like things were about to get nasty around here.
 
OOC.im a new member and wanted to ask if i could join the story line .
ic.my name is unstopable and i am 6"6 280lbs bald balck and mexican .my uniform isjust black and navy blue army pants and a matching shirt with wrist bands corlor white and black leather boots . my gimic is like stone cold and tripple h put together .im a rookie but i grew up with wrestling so i know a thing or to .
i have a finisher i call it "the unstopable power bomb"and am a power wrestler like kane,and a high flying,technical,submissional,wrestler that gives it his all .
 
Stone Cold Steve Austin

The Cameras cut from a match in the ring to the parking lot backstage as a camoflage painted bronco pulls up. The crowd goes nuts as the RattleSnake steps out and slings a backpack over one shoulder.

Quickly Stone Cold is told about his match tonight, which doesnt sit well with him, and the show fades to comercial with stone cold stalking to the ring.

~Comercial for Chief-Boy-R-d Overstuffed Ravioli airs followed by a car dealership and a few local television spots~

Show returns with the cameras showing the capasity crowd buzzing. Suddenly the sound of shattering glass followed by the song when hell freezes over alerts the crowd that Stone Cold is coming to the ring.

As Austin breaks through the curtain, the crowd errupts with cheers. Stone Cold walks to the ring, climbs the steel stairs, walks to each corner, climbs up to the second rope and raises his fists, his trademark middle fingers showing to the crowd. Finally Austin hopes down and grabs the microphone left there by the ring announcer.

Austin: The rattlesnake gets to the arena tonight and he's cornered in the back and told that he has a tag match against Shawn Michaels, Triple H and some other little bastards and who does the bosses put as my tag team partners? None other then the Rock and Sock connection, JayDen, and Jaqualine. That's the biggest load of crap Stone Cold has ever heard. I would Rather walk into the ring stomp a mudhole in eah and every one of their asses and then walk them all dry.

Crowd errupts in cheers

Austin: See the bosses in the back forget that Stone Cold isnt a team player. No even when I was a little rattlesnake, I would bring home report cards with "doesnt play well with others". So if the Rock and Sock connection and the other people on Stone Cold's side of the ring are safe from the rattlesnake, all I have to say is nuuuh-uhhh Stone Cold is gonna go to the back, drink a few Steveweisers, and stick his gear on. Then when the time comes, Stone Cold will walk down to the ring, kick each and every ass that gets in his way,

Austin joined by the crowd: AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE 'CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO..

Austin's music hits the PA system once more as he climbs through the ropes and walks up the ramp with his middle fingers up in the air.
 
JayDen face off with Austin

JayDen-

After watching Austin's entrance JayDen waits in the entryway awaiting his entrance when he hears Austin comments about tonight, which thoroughly piss him off. As his music hits JayDen makes his way out to the ring as his "sunburst effect" pyro go off and damn near blinds the crowd. However this does not affect the POed Brooklyn, NY native as he is such a hurry to answer Austin that he almost walked through the pyro.
Once on the front of the ramp he blocks Austin and takes the mic away from and begins to speak:

JayDen: "Well well the big bad gimp known as the Rattlesnake has decided to bad mouth me. Well you and the rest of your inbred redneck Texan fans can kiss my ass. I have spent the past 4 months in the WWF busting my ass to get in the main event and I am not gonna let some no neck sawed off no legged inbred like you get in my way. Austin I am the future of the WWF you on the other hand are just a has been whose new claim to fame is a role on a middle of the pack TV show with Don Johnson. Now next time you are ever lucky enough to get in the same ring as me at the same time and address me as one of the others I will be the one stomping a mudhole. Now have I made myself clear or are I gonna have to show you what I mean.

As JayDen throws the mic outside of the ring he and Austin begin to face off while the show cuts to commercial


OCC: Sorry me or Asya have not posted in the past two days there was some drama but everything is cool now. Vote on whose team should win the match and I can take care off the rest or all of us can write certain parts of the match and I write the finish of it. Whatever works for y'all. See Asya I can run this thread. lol
 
The Presidentess is back

After sending Munkeyhimper to Micheals and Morehead back to the announcers both to get ready for the main event. I head back to my office and get ready to watch the evening's finale, work on designs for the WWF headquarters in Vegas, and plan the proper punishment for JayDen.
How dear JayDen Cairo remove three people from the main event without my permission. I run my ship like I keep my pussy tight and neat. As I let my hair down out of the tight bob on my head. I look at the cameras in the building. From here I see Hunter breaking out his special hardware, Micheal and Venus going over some prematch game plans, Trish Status and her T&A tandem are planning their next step, Steph having a seemingly very personal conversation with Kurt Angle, the new girl Dragon is busy backstage marking her territory and scaring the hell out of the other wrestlers, Yawn Foley is picking out Sockos, hey wait a minute from here it looks like Adam Shame and Georgeous George are engaging in some foreplay. This should be interesting. Oh shit it looks like Austin and JayDen are about to go at it.
I immeidately send some WWF officals out there to break up the staredown after all why give away for free what I can charge extra at a PPV. Suddenly there is a knock on my door and in walk Munkeyhimper. As he informs me that Venus, Angle and Test is willing to fill in for D-X, I see Rena Mero or Sable lerking in the background. Immediately I can tell what she wants this bitch is here to discuss terms. Well I am gonna tell here flat out she does what I want her to do or her checks will get much lighter. Gotta love those incentive ladden contracts.
Ok here she comes to time to be the hard ass.



OCC: Welcome Unstoppable. You can begin posting anytime. Hey J I run things better though.
Now Shila expect me to write you in as run in during the big match and by the way I am not really that much of a groupie I just have all your merchandise, T-Shirts, copy transcripts of your posts and stole that sex tape of you and Renegade from a while back. Now does that sound like obsessed groupie behavior to you?????
 
Shawn Michaels

OOC: Hey I was wondering what happened to that tape!;)

IC: Ok now that was enough of this crap! These guys think there bad asses huh? Well let's not forget that I have a few old tricks up my sleeves.

"I'll be right back babe. Got to do a little attacking real fast." I tell Venus as I take off real fast.

Grabing a chair I wait at the curtains under the Titan Tron for Austin and JayDen to step through it. Just as the first one steps through I swing my chair and slam it into JayDens head knocking the rookie out for the moment! Then I waited for Austin to peak his head through. As soon as he did I tried to hit him with the chair but he ducked.

"C'mon you son of a bitch! Give me your best!" yelled austin as he prepared to attack.

Just then Hunter jumped out from behind and slamed his sledghammer into austins back! Austin fell to the floor holding his back in pain as Hunter mocked him "And that is why austin, that I am...The Game!"

Hunter gave me a high five as we left the two wrestlers on the floor in pain.

OOC: Sorry but your guys were jumping all of us for so long we had to get some payback. And of course I vote for my team to win the match.;)
 
IC:Unstopable's music blasted on the speakers and unstopable came out in a pissed off mood. He jumped over the ropes and grab the mic from the fink amd says "I am sick of the way this company is going and I am opening a challenge to anyone that thinks they have the balls to get in the ring with me and try to pin me (lol). So if anyone think they have what it takes I'll be waiting in the parking lot".

Unstopable throws the mic out the ring and jumps over the ropes and makes his way to the parking lot making a grin at every wrestler he passes by. He steps out the building into the raining parking lot standing with his arms folded. Looking around he can see lumber sticks and metal chairs to use during the match. He awaits for a challeneger to show up.
 
Sable

The wannabe Bitch Goddess around here has holed herself up in her office again. Wonder if she's getting her rocks off watching the homo crap going on in the men's bathroom again?

Monkeyhumper just stares at me when I waltz into the outer set of offices. "She's expecting you." I don't like his smirk.

"Whatever." I don't even spare him a glance, beating him to the door and slamming it open. "Vasquez. Lets talk. Contracts are signed. Bottomfeeder lawyers are happy. What the hell is going on? We'll talk about it when I get here? How am I supposed to prepare for anything if I'm not informed about what I am supposed to be doing here? What's with this huge contract deal anyway? You hate me almost as much as I hate you."

She leans back in her chair, giving me one of those all powerful Bitch Goddess grins of hers. She is up to something, I just know I'm not going to like it.
 
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