Enter the WWF wit a twist

[Phoenix]

Ms. Bytch speaks

OCC: HMm Bitch Goddess or Ms. Bytch hmmmmmm I think I smell a on camera name change soon. Thanks Muffster ( that is J's)

Vasquez IC:


As Sable sat across from me I had a huge grin on my face as I realized two things. One this bitch really does not know what I got up my sleeves and two her million dollars feel for the oldest trick in the book and that is: the extremely fine print.
As I watch Sable I see the fear and nerves in her eyes. I walk over to the bar on the corner of my office and I have one of my lackeys Big Richard (Dick) Cummings make me a martini. I take sip lean at the bar smile and begin to play with this misguided mouse like a chessire cat would before they begin to ruthlessly kill and torture the said mouse.
I ask her " Rena we go way back don't we from the time at Le Chaud Noir in Paris. Remember when you used your endless stroke to bump reservation at the restaurant. So to think as pissed off as I was, I am just as happy when you signed the dotted to your contract with the WWF. I know that you hate me but I do not hate you. No no hate is a strong thing hate is when you want to destroy someone and everything they stand for. Me I do not want to do that Sable in fact if I want to make you more over than you have ever been in fact, when I am done you can be bigger than Austin 3:16 hehe. Me I do not hate you, yup I definately do not hate you matter of fact I pity you. See in your new contract it specifically states that you do whatever I want whenever I want and in return I get to use you in ANYWAY I see fit. Now if I want you get up at 3 am and deliver me a salad from the Four Seasons you get that salad and keep it fresh even if you have to fuck the cucumber. Now right now I have a couple angles in my top drawer, however they depends on whether you are gonna play ball. Well you don't have a choice on whether to or not to play ball, but are you gonna play the way I want or do I have to break your will slower and longer than Marc (Sable's husband) and his puny 4 could. Now you either play my game my way or do you want to suffer, get buried and then play my game. Because I can guarantee that you will play my game but in what way depends up to you."

 

[Renegade]

Let's get ready to rumble!!!

OOC: Hey Unstopable, want to go at it in the parking lot? If so contact me through email and we'll work something out.

 

[unstopable]

IC:As unstopable wait for any sucker to come out he looks for a weapon. Meanwhile Shawn and Venus watched on a small screen as the Unstopable paced around the parking lot. Shawn said to Venus "I should go show that rookie up. Wait here and I'll be right back." Shawn went to his room to pick up his bat. When shawn got his bat from his room and started walking out the door to his room and was walking down the hallway. Unstopable said out loud"I knew no one had the balls to show". Shawn heard that and ran out the door and said "Are you ready to get the shit beat out of you?"unstopable laughed at this and says "You are the wuss that decided to come out and face me? You must have a death wish so bring it on!"

Shawn went after him with his bat but unstopable had little pipe in his hand and punch shawn in the head and shawn was dazed and cut open. Unstopable drop the pipe and stomp on shawn pick him up and gave him a standing drop kick. Unstopable was setting up a table and shawn got up from the drop kick and turned him around and gave unstopable punches to the face and shawn gave unstopable a hard slam though the table and started to walk away back into his locker room and shawn heard footsteps and turned around and unstopable spead him. Unstopable then pick up shawn and through him straight in his room. Unstopable then pick up a chair and smack shawn on his head,shawn was cut open ontop of his head.

Unstopable yelled out "You should of never came out of your room to fight me". Shawn had a smile on his face and gave unstopable the chin music out nowhere. Unstopable was on the floor after that and shawn thought he had it won. But unstopable keeps getting up after what every shawn dishes out. Shawn was out of ideas and then just grab a chair while unstopable was getting back on his feet. And BAM shawn smack him with the chair but he would'nt go down and after the sixth shout to the head unstopable was on one knee. And shawn gave him a drop kick to the face and unstopable tried getting up but shawn smack him on his back. shawn thought for sure he won but unstopable got a second wind and was right back on his feet. Shawn said out loud "You just dont know win to quite!" unstopable then gave shanw a dropkick to the face of micheals. And grab him by his feet and put shawn in the bostin crab. Shawn then worked his way out of it. Shawn tring to get up unstopable gave him an elbow drop to the back of shawn. Unstopable then oick him up and carryed him to the ring and came out with a ref. And was going to give shawn the (unstopable power bomb) but micheals started to punch him in the face and unstopable fell to the floor cause was tired from the carry from the back to the ring . Shanw then went to the top ropes and gave unstopable an elbow drop. Shawn then pick unstopable up and was setting him up for the chin music. An then SMACK SHAWN landed it and unstopable was out cold and the ref counted 1-2-3 the bell rings and shawn grab the mic and was standing over unstopable and said "Welcome to the wwf!" and drops the mic on him as he left.

 

[unstopable]

OOC: by the way i want to vote for shawn and hunters team to win the main event

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

OOC: Good fight there Unstopable. But I still beat your ass! LOL

IC: Once I got back to Venus she asked "Shawn are you going to be ok for tonights main event?"

Shrugging I tell her "Dont worry V. I'll be ready to go for the big match tonight."

As the two of us waited I knew that the rookie was good and he was just going to get better as time went on. I would have to keep an eye out for Unstopable in the future.

 

[unstopable]

IN: As unstopable walk up the ramp he look back at the ring and had a smerk on his face and yelled "This is only the begining." When entering the back he runs into kane and unstopable says "Lucky for you I just had a match." Kane says "I want to talk with you."

So we go in the room and infront of the door you hear unstopable laughing. They both come out and walk out of the arena. And in kanes room on the wall said "To all the wrestlers, when you least expect it you'll be knock out cold."

 

[Phoenix]

Not Dead Yet (JayDen )

After Micheals lil chairshot I begin to try to pull myself to my feet as a shitload of refs and officals run out ot check on Austin, however for once instead of ignoring me two EMTs helped me back to the ambulance as I begin to try to pull my brain out of the blender.

20 minutes later

Ok the EMTs think I have a mild concussion and Austin's back is sore. However they still advise us to take the night off. However being the ECW's prodical son I pulled my way off the gourney and get back to the lockerroom. Once there I allowed the big breast notoriously missed BB to wrap my head in some kind medical bandage. As she wrapped my head, I managed to get a damn good view of her very noticeable very high profile very heavenly large uhhhhhhhhh................................ namesakes while the Rock and Mankind watch the Shawn Micheals vs the Unstoppable encounter. I think to myself the other rookie is good but he is still not in my league.

Suddenly Austin busts back in the room it looks like he is staying to be in the main event. As we await the big main event, we are practically staring daggers at each other.


OCC: HMMMMMM who can I vote for. I vote for Kaientai. What what do you mean they are not in the main event.OK Ok how's about Crash Holly.......What!! He ain't there either well I guess I have to vote for myself after all this is a tough decision

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

OOC: Sorry for this being short but I just wanted to move this up a little.

IC: Watching on as everyone gets ready for tonight, I hope that things dont get so bad that I need to rely on my back up plan. But now that Kane is teamed with Unstopable and JayDen and Austin are still going to fight it looks like the shit is going to hit the fan tonight. I cant wait!

 

[Phoenix]

Let the games begin

As the fans pop Big time for ring announcer Anita Morehead's entrance. As the red head with the possibly best body in sports-entertainment makes her way into the ring the fans who were lucky enough to get the expensive seats might have got a good look at her gorgeous ass. She leans over the ropes to give the fans a good look at her cleavage. She then takes the mic from the corner of the ring and says:

I have a message from the boss in the back and it goes like this at the upcoming PPV Cruel Intention originating in Intercourse, Ohio there is going to be a special intergender Battle Royal thats right everyone on the roster in one ring at the same time the winner gets whatever they want.
(Fans pop huge and damn near blow the roof off of the arena.)
Ok enough with the festivities it is time for the main event it is for one fall with no time limit. The winner of this match gets title shot at Cruel Intentions. Now introducing from accompanied by his partner Venus DeMarco he is from San Antonio Texas he is the former 4 time WWF champion the Heart Break Kid Shawn Micheal .

OCC: Sorry but someone had to start this match and the staring match between me and Austin is giving me eyestrain.

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

My 'Sexy Boy' music hits the arena as Venus and I head out to the ring. We enter from behind the curtains and are received with a mixed reaction of cheers and boos as I do my usual dancing bit as we walk down the ramp.

When we reached the ring I jumped up on the apron and hold the ropes open for Venus to walk through. Once we are both in my pyro effects shoot out as I do my trademark posses for the cameras. Venus shows off her stuff to a loud cheer from the men and some jeers from the girls. Once our music died down the two of us stood at the corner.

I turned to Venus and ask her with some concern obvious in my voice "You ready for this kid?"

She smiles at me "I was born ready for this day." I return the smile as the two of us await our partners to enter.

 

[The Game]

*the crowd begins to buzz, waiting for something to go down. The electric guitar hits and we hear "1-2, IS THIS ON?" The crowd erupts for Triple H as he makes his way down to the ring, mic in one hand...sledgehammer in the other*

"Now then, it seems there is some business to attend to. Austin, you got what was coming to you. Austin 3:16 blah blah blah. You're a battered has-been. If you don't buy that, I got two words for ya..."

*crowd joins in*

"SUCK IT!!!!!!"

"Now I realize I got put in an important tag match tonight, but something else has gotten my attention."

*he pauses and looks at the crowd*

"Now Steph..."

*the booing begins, followed by a slut chant*

"For once, I have to agree with all of you..."

*the crowd erupts*

"Steph. Enough is enough. I saw you and your 'close friend'. The Olympic Jackass, Kurt Angle. Main event aside, I am going to state something right now. Vasquez, you pull the strings around here, so you best listen closely as well. PPV. Angle. The Game. Hell In A Cell. Make it happen."

*Hunter tosses the mic as his music starts and he heads to the back, sledgehammer in hand*

 

[Always]

I step right up in front of HHH, arms crossed across my chest. I grab him by that long blond hair and drags him to the ring. The crowd goes insane, although happily or upset I can't tell... and don't care. I yank the sledgehammer away from him and kick him across the ring.

"Alright, Helmsley, time to get your ass kicked!" I threw the sledgehammer to some kid in the crowd and advanced on HHH. I slammed him in the stomach, and he doubled over, moaning.

"Hey! You can't do that!" protested the referree.

"Grudge match. Anything's legal, remember?"

I grinned evilly at HHH as I stretched my fingers out.

[Edited by Shila on 09-19-2000 at 08:02 PM]

 

[unstopable]

OOC: I was wondering when the battle royal was going to take place? And one more thing and thats if i could make a 4 man group with unstopable and kane and undertaker and the big show. If someone already has the wrestles let me know.

 

[poohlive]

Do you smell......

The music blared onto the crowd. The bickering in the ring totally stopped, as everyone cheered for the one, the only, The Rock.
Rock steps out, giving everyone the people's eyebrow. The crowd erupts in another cheer, followed by the chant...
Always the chant...
Rocky, Rocky, Rocky, Rocky.
The Rock makes his way into the ring, looking at everyone. A bunch of monkey crap indeed. He stepped inside the ring, taking a glance at all of them, before getting over to the corner.
"Rock, what the hel..."
A car crashes. The crowd explodes into another fit as a simple browned mask figure comes onto the Titan Tron. He has Socko neatly drooping from out of his pants. It swings, much like another part of Mankind swings, big low and long...(yeah ok, nevermind)
He rolls into the ring, giving cheers to everyone. Mankind goes in the air to high 5 The Rock, but Rock just gives him the people's eyebrow. He laughs it off, then gets in his corner as well.
"The Rock and Sock Connection have arrived...."
There is a series of cheers from the crowd, followed by another wonderful chanting. The rock breathed it in, smellinghis love and devotion.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have liftoff...

 

[Phoenix]

JayDen let's get it on

Suddenly the Olympic music of Kurt Angle comes on as King Kurt makes his way to ring thoroughly enjoying watch Triple H get his ass handed to him by this monster of a woman when suddenly JayDen's music hits and he smashes a chair into the back of Kurt Angle's heat and begin to make his way into the ring as he climbs upon the turnbuckle the Rock once stood on the fans suprisingly pop BIG for him. For once the man known as JayDen is surprised however he maintains he has a mission. He stares down his partners the Rock and Sock Connection then out of nowhere he blasts Micheals with a chairshot that dents the damn thing as T&A's music hits and down comes Test and Trish Stratus.


OCC: I think the battle royal should take place either this week or next week but not Saturday, or Sunday since I am gonna going to NY those days and will be far far far away from a computer

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

Test and Trish run down to the ring as I pull myself up from from that chair shot from JayDen. Test goes after Austin while Hunter and Angle are going at it again.

Running up behind JayDen, I put him into a belly to back supeflex sending his back into the mat. Before he could get up I grab his chair and slam it into his stomach to keep him off my back long enough for me to get the Rock.

Running at full force I smash the chair into the back of the Rocks knees, sending Rocky to the floor. I slam him in the knees a few times then toss the chair outside as I reach for Rocks legs. Taking a page out of Bret Harts book, I slap on the Sharpshooter and grab the ropes for leverage since the match was no rules.

A grin forms across my face as I hear Rock yell out in pain and the crowd both cheers and boos me. Either way I was definatly hurting the Rock now.

 

[The Game]

*Angle plays off the crowd for a split second, but it is a second that gives Hunter the opportunity to recover. He catches Angle with a low blow, then delivers a face buster that drops the Olympic hero. After dropping another knee into the back of Angle's head he picks him up. Kurt is staggering, Hunter drops him with a DDT and asseses the situation around the ring*

 

[Grahf]

New wrestler

OOC: Okay, I'm gonna be joining up, but I won't make my actual debut until a little later on. There will be a few vignettes, but it will be just a sillhouetted fugure. Anyone got some ideas, email me.

Name: Grahf
Height: 7'2"
Weight: 379 lbs.
Build: Like a brick shit house
Appearance: Fairly long black hair, usually wet, and hanging in face. Chin goatee. Black pants and will sometimes wear a black warmup shirt, or no shirt at all. Black tape on wrists and normal black elbow pads.
History: Not much is known, but soon all will know...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Munkeyfucker is beating on the door and the SheBitch is grinning at me. The music is pounding through the walls and the crowds are roaring, chanting.

"Let me guess, titty flashes and a grudge match against the Handsome Horse's Ass or whatever he calls himself nowdays. Whatever. Hook me up to the bimbob of the week so I can get started." I lean over the desk and grin at her. "I may be your paid slut, but I'm not cheap."

 

[poohlive]

Mankind smashes Shawn from behind. He lets go of the Rock, now in his own pain. The Rock gets up, still feeling that damn sharp shooter, and looked for Michaels.
He takes out his hand, and motions with it only twice. Michaels runs at him, The Rock smiles, before bending low, grabbing a hold and delviering a Spine buster. He stand over the man, looking at the crowd, and moves his arms closer to his body.
Everyone knows what this means... the people's elbow. The crowd cheer as The Rock begins to take off his elbow band. Suddenly Michaels knees him in the groin. The Rock goes down, hard.
Mankind, always a love of pain, makes a flying leap, and jumps on top of Michaels. He tried to break the fall, but it didn't work.
Mankind gets him up, placing a few well put chest smacks, before taking him to the corner. He watched The Rock, who is ready. Mankind takes his arm, and hurls him to the center ring. Rock does a snap fast move, giving Michaels the Russian sweep.
Rock and Mankind celebrate the win, playing out to the crowd, as Michaels grabs another chair. He quickly puts the chair to Mankind's forhead. Blook splurts out, as The Rock barely misses the blow from the chair. Shawn drops it in the ring. Rock looks at Mankind, it was going to be a while before sleeping beauty was up again. It's just one on one for a while.
The Rock's favorite line was... just bring it.

 

[Phoenix]

As Shawn holds up the chair for a shot at the Rock he fails to realize JayDen is recovered and flying through the air with a spin kick Van Daminator. The fans pop huge as Shawn lands with a sickening thud. JayDen and the Rock stare down but the Rock gets attacked from behind by Triple H.

Before JayDen can jump into Rocky's battle he is attacked from behind by the Olympic Hero Kurt Angle. Angle hits a belly to back suplex and as JayDen's leg in a spinning toe hold.

Meanwhile Venus DeMarco is outside helping Shawn recover when a black woman jumps out from the crowd and slams her into the barricade. When the woman turns around it is revealed to be Jacqualine.

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

OOC: Hey Phoenix, when we gonna see some of JayDen at the X-Men thread? There's too many girls for Renegade(the character)to handle! LOL


IC: Seeing Jacqualine attack Venus from behind was a little to much for me to stomach. Usualy I wouldnt hit a woman but I had nothing against kicking them!

"Yo! She bitch!" I yelled as Jacqualine turned around to be greated by my sweet chin music to the jaw!

Jacqualine fell hard to the ground as I helped up Venus "Are you going to be ok?"

She tells me "I got Jacqualine, you take care of the others!"

With that I leave her to fight Jacqualine as I head off to take on any other challengers that want some of this. Unfortunatly I turn around into Rocky who hits me hard with a samoan drop. Rock kicks me hard a few more times when Test grabs him from behind and delivers a head butt to the Rock.

Still to tired from the samoan drop, I watch as Test and Rock go at it...

 

[Grahf]

A new arrival

*While there is a calm lull in the action, the lights go off and the titantron lights up. We see a large sillouetted figure against a dark background.*

"Well, well ladies and gentlemen. It seems things have livened up a bit. I know the question on everyone's mind. Who am I? That question and many more will be answered in due time. First, I just want to warn all of you. The time is almost nigh. Soon, great destruction will rain down on the entire WWF. And then, not only will answers be given, but a whole new set of questions will be asked."

*The titantron blinks off and the lights come back on, everyone in the ring looking confused.*

 

[Always]

I recovered first and assessed my surroundings. seeing as how I'd been ignored by HHH, I decided to make it harder for him to do so. I hefted him and threw him into the crowd, jumping down out of the ring after him.

 

[Renegade]

Shawn Michaels

Seeing that everyone was distracted by that video I know this is the chance I need to attack. Jumping to my feet I charge at Austin and put him in a spinning DDT on his bald head. Once he's down I climb the turnbuckle and go for a elbow drop but he moves out of the way. My elbow crashes into the mat as Austin begins to stomp down on me. He jumps on my back and puts me into a boston crab. "Give up you damn jackass!" he yells at me as he increases the pressure on my spine.