Even More Random Thoughts

[TongueLust]

Why are lilies popping into my head, who wants lilies?

 

[enbiji]

Not sure I understand what Borderline Personality Disorder is

 

[enbiji]

And why are my nipples so damn frisky today.

Settle down, girls!

 

[enbiji]

It's only Monday but I already wanna hump something

 

[enbiji]

Hump...camels...cameltoes...

 

[barefootgirl69]

The more I read, the bigger my TBR list becomes.

 

[Tallulah82]

It's Thursday tomorrow. Already??!

 

[munch2much]

I feel the need for an adventure

 

[TongueLust]

If you sway that fast because of a difference of opinion, then you can't be trusted.

 

[TongueLust]

What a weird dream. They need to get a prostate exam.

 

[TongueLust]

I should go see my crush Denis Phillips on Saturday.

 

[smtst5]

Grapes

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need a nap.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I wonder if you could roll and make sushi whilst having sex

 

[ShaneoD]

I wonder if you could roll and make sushi whilst having sex

Not if you're doing the second part properly, or with any conviction

 

[ShaneoD]

I need a nap.

Same, but it's frowned upon on a nightshift

 

[smtst5]

Does everyone strip naked the moment they enter a hotel room?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Saw some attention seeking, tarted up GILF at the grocery store. Very little in her cart but saw her posing in wine aisle and then asked another customer to take her picture. It was hilarious and entertaining.

 

[jarigi]

Have to remember to get some batteries for the doorbell...........mmmmm pussy!

 

[TongueLust]

I thought this yogurt was going to be a little sweet.

 

[ShaneoD]

Why did I leave the one thing that requires brain power until the end of the shift?

 

[TongueLust]

To beg or not to beg.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I don't think, even for a second, that you are one.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Too drunk to fuck

 

[Lady2020]

Age doesn't change the bs you have to put up with. Actually, it increases.