Ever try using someone else's screen name/AV to send obscene PMs?

[Guest]

See Evil. I wasn't so bad. I wanted to shave you to make you more comfortable in your new hot surroundings. And no, I'm not saying Evil is going to hell, but then, where else would evil go? But I digress. Lou's looking to make a profit.


Note : previously posted, but didn't appear. Apologies if two do appear.

I saw it before, Ted, and replied by saying that I wanted to buy knickers.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, yeah, you talk out of your arse.

I think the arse fleece is the most desired. P.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Yeah, yeah, you talk out of your arse.

I notice that you speak the language!

 

[Guest]

I notice that you speak the language!

Yeah, but hers is the language of lurv, yours is bit coarser. P.

 

[Guest]

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Ewww, image of a naked alpaca with shaving rash. P.

Not pleasant, is it? Must remember to shower him in aftershave afterwards. Do Alpacas scream?

 

[Guest]

I notice that you speak the language!

What Perdita said.



Ty, P.

 

[Guest]

I saw it before, Ted, and replied by saying that I wanted to buy knickers.

Board is moving too fast for me. I didn't see it because I looked back several entries, but it looks like we are four sitting in four time zones plugging away at the same time. Times like this, we should open a chat window.

Can't now, gotta go for a while.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

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Not pleasant, is it? Must remember to shower him in aftershave afterwards. Do Alpacas scream?

Sort of. They make a really odd noise when distressed. I'm making it now actually.

 

[Guest]

Board is moving too fast for me. I didn't see it because I looked back several entries, but it looks like we are four sitting in four time zones plugging away at the same time. Times like this, we should open a chat window.

Can't now, gotta go for a while.

Hmm, yes, this thread had been slightly hijacked for some time now, hasn't it?

Oh well, all in a good cause.

 

[Guest]

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Sort of. They make a really odd noise when distressed. I'm making it now actually.

New blockbuster film idea: "The Silence of the Alpacas".

Perdita

 

[Guest]

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Sort of. They make a really odd noise when distressed. I'm making it now actually.

You have no idea how good that makes me feel. Is it like a whiney whinny?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

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New blockbuster film idea: "The Silence of the Alpacas".

Perdita

First Tatelou, now Perdita's tellin' me to suttup.

 

[Guest]

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New blockbuster film idea: "The Silence of the Alpacas".

Perdita

PMSL!!!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

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You have no idea how good that makes me feel. Is it like a whiney whinny?

It's actually a kind of hard noise to describe.

 

[Liar]

Ok, I looked it up. You'll see Alpaca fleece (vs. wool) is rarer than Cashmere. Here. P.

I got me a pair of alpaca wool mittens today, and one pair for my mom for Christmas. Winter is saved.

 

[Guest]

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First Tatelou, now Perdita's tellin' me to suttup.

Nooo, she, like I, wants to hear you scream.

I'd have great delight in playing the female version of the psycho one. Except, I'd skin Alpacas (Buffalo Bill, was it? The one who made a suit for himself out of women's skins. Nice chap).

 

[Guest]

I got me a pair of alpaca wool mittens today, and one pair for my mom for Christmas. Winter is saved.

Bloody hell, that was quick!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

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Nooo, she, like I, wants to hear you scream.

I'd have great delight in playing the female version of the psycho one. Except, I'd skin Alpacas (Buffalo Bill, was it? The one who made a suit for himself out of women's skins. Nice chap).

Yes, it was Buffalo Bill ("This one skins his humps.")

And now that people are talking about killing me for my skin, I think I'm going to get lunch.

Llama factoids:

What sounds do they make?

Alpacas communicate with a series of ear, body and tail postures. Females make soft humming sounds to their cria. They also can emit a shrill alarm sound.

 

[Guest]

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They also can emit a shrill alarm sound.

That's what I'm aiming for.

Enjoy your lunch, and don't forget to wash it down with a nice chianti.

 

[Guest]

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Enjoy your lunch, and don't forget to wash it down with a nice chianti.

Gawd, I bet Gauche regrets his query.

Loulou, I am picturing you in white coveralls in an amazingly outfitted cell. I think Lew should be the FBI agent who visits you to find out about skinning alpacas.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

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Gawd, I bet Gauche regrets his query.

Loulou, I am picturing you in white coveralls in an amazingly outfitted cell. I think Lew should be the FBI agent who visits you to find out about skinning alpacas.

Perdita

Yep, I'm sure he does! LOL

Now, that's a nice image. Hmmm, I might have to write the story.

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

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skinning alpacas.

Any red state American should know

 

[Amy Sweet]

If only I could spell- this thread will still be on track!

 

[Guest]

If only I could spell- this thread will still be on track!

LOL!!!! Oh, so true!

 

[sweetnpetite]

LOL!!!! Oh, so true!