Ever try using someone else's screen name/AV to send obscene PMs?

[gauchecritic]

Isn't Alpaca wool Cashmere?

 

[Guest]

Isn't Alpaca wool Cashmere?

Probably!

Quick, someone hold him down, there's money to be made.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Actuallly, I think cashmere comes from goats. Llamas/alpacas produce wool.

 

[Guest]

Actuallly, I think cashmere comes from goats. Llamas/alpacas produce wool.

Now you're just splitting hairs. Cashmere is a kind of wool. You can't fool us, we want your fleece.

 

[Guest]

Yep, Asian goats. Cashmere is produced from the hair on their underbellies which is why it's so expensive (not as easy to find or harvest as shaving sheep).

Perdita

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Now you're just splitting hairs. Cashmere is a kind of wool. You can't fool us, we want your fleece.

Baaaaaaad pun.
But cashmere comes from a particular type of goat! Honest! Put the damn shears down and slowly back away!

 

[Guest]

Yep, Asian goats. Cashmere is produced from the hair on their underbellies which is why it's so expensive (not as easy to find or harvest as shaving sheep).

Perdita

Bugger!

Oh well, I'm sure we'd get some nice scarves and bobble hats out of the Alpaca, at the very least.

 

[Guest]

Probably!

Quick, someone hold him down, there's money to be made.

See. Others want to shave you too. I only wanted to do it to save you from the humidity of your new locale (no, I'm not saying Evil's going to hell, but isn't that where evil ends up? I digress.)

Lou wants to finance her kid's summer camp from your fur. Watch out.

 

[Guest]

Baaaaaaad pun.
But cashmere comes from a particular type of goat! Honest! Put the damn shears down and slowly back away!

I have pink dye, too.

 

[Guest]

Ok, I looked it up. You'll see Alpaca fleece (vs. wool) is rarer than Cashmere. Here. P.

 

[Guest]

Lou wants to finance her kid's summer camp from your fur. Watch out.

Nah, I just found out it isn't worth much. I might get enough for a new pair of knickers out of it, so it's still worth it.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I have pink dye, too.

That's it! I want a full skunk conversion!
Just chop the Alpaca off at the knees, paint it black with a white stripe down the middle, implant stink glands . . .

 

[Guest]

Ok, I looked it up. You'll see Alpaca fleece (vs. wool) is rarer than Cashmere. Here. P.

Woohoo!!!

Ok, the entire new wardrobe is back on. Somebody tie that Alpaca down, his fleece is MINE!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ok, I looked it up. You'll see Alpaca fleece (vs. wool) is rarer than Cashmere. Here. P.

You're not helping.

 

[Guest]

You're not helping.

I am. I'm helping Loulou. P.

 

[Guest]

I am. I'm helping Loulou. P.

Preeecisely! Cheers, P.!

 

[Guest]

p.s.

Loulou, if he's shaved really really close, ya think there'd be enough fleece to make me a new hat too? P.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sigh. I really should've picked a less adorable AV, shouldn't I? Oh well, it's just the price of being fabulous!

*prance*
*flutter*
*hair flip*

 

[Guest]

See Evil. I wasn't so bad. I wanted to shave you to make you more comfortable in your new hot surroundings. And no, I'm not saying Evil is going to hell, but then, where else would evil go? But I digress. Lou's looking to make a profit.


Note : previously posted, but didn't appear. Apologies if two do appear.

 

[Guest]

Sigh. I really should've picked a less adorable AV, shouldn't I? Oh well, it's just the price of being fabulous!

*prance*
*flutter*
*hair flip*

You mean you are not really a typing Alpaca? I'm calling my Lawyer.

 

[Guest]

Re: p.s.

Loulou, if he's shaved really really close, ya think there'd be enough fleece to make me a new hat too? P.

Bahahahaaaa!! Yes, I'm sure that could be arranged. I might have to sedate him first (i.e. whack him on the head), cos I'd hate for him to squirm and get shaving rash.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

You mean you are not really a typing Alpaca? I'm calling my Lawyer.

Of course I'm a typing Alpaca! I just should have gotten a picture that didn't showcase my good side . . .

(Okay, I've set myself WAY up now, and I'll be miffed if no one runs with it . . . )

 

[Guest]

Sigh. I really should've picked a less adorable AV, shouldn't I? Oh well, it's just the price of being fabulous!

*prance*
*flutter*
*hair flip*

Sheesh. An Alpaca with an ego the size of an elephant.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: p.s.

I'd hate for him to squirm and get shaving rash.

Ewww, image of a naked alpaca with shaving rash. P.

 

[Guest]

Of course I'm a typing Alpaca! I just should have gotten a picture that didn't showcase my good side . . .

(Okay, I've set myself WAY up now, and I'll be miffed if no one runs with it . . . )

Yeah, yeah, you talk out of your arse.