extreme makeover- would you?

[ownedsubgal]

if my Master would ever allow it (which he wouldn't), yes, in a heartbeat!! but it would have to be only the procedures i want, and my identity would have to be protected somehow...face blurs and voice distorter-thingies.

things i desperately want done:

1. treatment + skin resurfacing + permanent bleaching in certain areas, because of eczema.

2. breast lift, possibly tiny implant on one side to make them perfectly even

3. tighten up the eyes, probably lower eyelid blepharoplasty

4. minor lipo on butt and upper thighs for a slightly less "extreme" pear-shape

5. hmm...can't really think of anything else...i would say laser hair removal for perfectly arched eyebrows, but i don't trust that technique yet on dark skin.

 

[midwestyankee]

Getting Dirk Diggler's diggler could make for an interesting episode.

 

[Netzach]

Lipo scares the fuck out of me and I think it would kill me for some reason, so I'd take the personal trainer and the surgery as long as it was a "me only better" face that I got, not some horrid vanilla-ing job with a cute button nose at the end of it.

And I'd have my teeth fixed in every way known to man.

I like my tits. Maybe a lift, but I don't think I need one yet and I don't want saline fun bags stuck on me.

I have some irritating little skin flaws around one eyelid and bad under eye circles, little cleanups would be swell.

 

[Noira]

I absolutely would not. I'm ugly, overweight, stretch marked, saggy boobed, short, slightly crooked teeth, tiny lips, have a manly build and facial cut, acne and chicken pox scars all over my face and chest, and wear clothes out of date by a century and won't wear makeup. (Apparently I have perfect eyebrows and a great nose, though, with all my flaws.)

And there is no way in hell I'd let a TV show remake me.

If someone doesn't want me with all my freaking imperfections then they aren't worth my time.

Though I'd take a free gym membership or a free personal trainer. Health's okay, but I happen to LIKE me and my man shoulders, floppy boobs and pimply little butt, and well, I just wouldn't be ME without raccoon dark circles around my eyes and that one crooked tooth isn't doing me any harm. So what if 80% of men and 100% of women won't find me attractive? I like ME as ME and me doesn't look like every other tight-jeaned underweight tanned perky perdy woman on the street.

I was born a few hundred years too late to be attractive. (I guess that's for the better, though, because I'm a feminist and I'd rather have my ideals than looks.)

Sure, there are things that bug me about my body but I wouldn't do it. Not in a hundred years.

 

[Netzach]

I absolutely have no "does anyone else want me like this" in play. Most people around me would be adamantly "no don't." If I was quietly doing things to make them happy I wouldn't.

My ideals are that I make a lot of useless stuff and I'm interested in manipulating the looks of things given a chance. I don't think this is privileging my looks over my ideals to say "yes". It's curiosity and change. Not everything is a patriarchal headfuck. PAYING for it myself might be - doing a giant performance art weirdness surreptitiously on TV isn't.

I guess after a year of being swollen up to the point of being *looked at* in public the way people who might have a facial deformity are *looked at* while being told that I *should not* be upset at all by people who were not said swollen, I get a little tired of the idea that the truly virtuous don't care and the shallow do.

 

[kara24]

Snap!

I'll be glad to trade. Mine are F cups and weigh roughly a ton apiece.

G cup here and would RUN not walk to the surgeon if a free reduction was on offer !

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I don't think I would, unless I got to keep the team for life.

I'd really be mad at myself if I had such work done and didn't maintain it.

But preferably, I'd go with:


1. Dental. I need a fair bit of work done anyway

2. Boob lift and reshape, and a fraction reduced. I agree with Bunny, D is plenty. (And I want to be able to buy pretty bras more easily!)

3. I don't know if it is possible, and if it was, it would be painful and take a while to recover from, but if I could get my flat feet arched, I'd be all for it.

4. Laser hair removal. Bits, legs, armpits, eyebrows

5. Lipo. Just to smooth out the bumps. I'd like to keep the curves please.

 

[sb2009]

You big boobed ladies who are in pain should check into your insurance! Don't listen to what friends tell you, ask. Lots of people I know say "oh, I have to do so many years of physical therapy, etc before it's approved" and that was not the case for me at all. I did so some physical therapy for my back but when I started the paperwork for the surgury the only think the insurance company needed to know what how big my jumbo-boobs were, how much the dr estimated he would take off. They took my word for the type of pain I was in, and also considered the "emotional" aspect of being a circus freak.

It was the best thing I've done for myself. I do have scars but I don't care LOL I have some friends who have had the surgury and they have very little scarring, so it all depends.

 

[DVS]

Nope.

I have lots of "imperfections" but they make me...me.

I'm the same way. I'm me. I'd want to look in the mirror and recognize myself. Although I'm sure it's not helping me get any dates.

Now Keroin, you might forget you posted a few pics of yourself in the all together...but quite modestly, of course. As a non bias observer of those pictures, I didn't see any imperfections.

If you want to post some more pics to point them out, I'm sure I can remain the non bias observer for a bit longer. Come on, get it out of your system. You know you'll feel better.

Added...just in case
And if your modesty is so overpowering, I'm more than willing to send you my email address, so you can send the pictures in private.

 

[BiBunny]

You big boobed ladies who are in pain should check into your insurance! Don't listen to what friends tell you, ask. Lots of people I know say "oh, I have to do so many years of physical therapy, etc before it's approved" and that was not the case for me at all. I did so some physical therapy for my back but when I started the paperwork for the surgury the only think the insurance company needed to know what how big my jumbo-boobs were, how much the dr estimated he would take off. They took my word for the type of pain I was in, and also considered the "emotional" aspect of being a circus freak.

It was the best thing I've done for myself. I do have scars but I don't care LOL I have some friends who have had the surgury and they have very little scarring, so it all depends.

I would love to, if I had insurance.

 

[Keroin]

I'm the same way. I'm me. I'd want to look in the mirror and recognize myself. Although I'm sure it's not helping me get any dates.

Now Keroin, you might forget you posted a few pics of yourself in the all together...but quite modestly, of course. As a non bias observer of those pictures, I didn't see any imperfections.

If you want to post some more pics to point them out, I'm sure I can remain the non bias observer for a bit longer. Come on, get it out of your system. You know you'll feel better.

Added...just in case
And if your modesty is so overpowering, I'm more than willing to send you my email address, so you can send the pictures in private.

I'll be sending a case of maple syrup your way, my friend.

OK, look, the thing is, I don't think anyone looks in the mirror and sees perfection. Some of the people with the biggest insecurities, that I've ever met, have been models...beautiful, beautiful models.

I have a gummy smile. I used to be SO self conscious about it. At 16 I went to a specialist to see about having my smile "fixed". Doing so, would have involved going under general, then they would break my upper jaw and shave off a few millimeters of bone, stick my teeth back on and wire my jaw shut for six weeks. The whole shebang was set to cost $1000. I know my mom and dad would have sprung for it if I really, really wanted it but once I heard "break your jaw", that was kind of it for me, lol.

So, I learned to live with it.

Then, one day I was doubling Jeri Ryan on a TV series and I looked at this actress who I thought was very sexy, and who I was a wicked double for and lo and behold...she had the exact same gummy smile as me! (Note smile below)

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jeri-ryan/pictures/jeri-ryan-picture-5.jpg

To think, I almost let someone take that away from me.

Ooo, look, she also has that big forehead that I always hated about myself!

I also now have a chipped front tooth from an unfortunate meeting of mouth and pavement, and my right front tooth is slightly discoloured because I knocked it out doing a ski jump and the veneer covering the dead tooth is kind of old. And how about having "small" breasts in a world where buxom females are revered? Moles? Got em. A big one on my right cheek. And yadda, yadda, yadda.

No, not perfect.

I yam who I yam.

 

[subish2009]

Boob lift and a tiny augmentation, mostly to even them out. Just enough to go from a B to a C. Some lipo. MAYBE a chin implant. Hmmmm...that's four...Oh, yes, let's do the laser hair removal. That would be convenient as hell.

Would I do it on tv? Probably, if they stuck to that list.

 

[satindesire]

KearBear, have you ever seen pictures of Jerry BEFORE she got a boob job?

I personally like big breasts, but Jerry looked better without them, in my opinion. Even though it's a good boob job and very natural looking, she was super cute small.

 

[Keroin]

KearBear, have you ever seen pictures of Jerry BEFORE she got a boob job?

I personally like big breasts, but Jerry looked better without them, in my opinion. Even though it's a good boob job and very natural looking, she was super cute small.

I doubled her before the boob job.

In a state of nature, I would guess that she is a 36B, just like me. And I thought she looked awesome as such.

I spent my teens and early twenties feeling super self conscious about not having GIANT melons. Fuck that. I get that men like big tits but oh well. I like my perky girls just fine and I won't be carving them open for anyone, thankyouverymuch.

 

[BiBunny]

I doubled her before the boob job.

In a state of nature, I would guess that she is a 36B, just like me. And I thought she looked awesome as such.

I spent my teens and early twenties feeling super self conscious about not having GIANT melons. Fuck that. I get that men like big tits but oh well. I like my perky girls just fine and I won't be carving them open for anyone, thankyouverymuch.

At least yours weren't drooping like an old lady's when you were in your mid-twenties.

I'd give my right arm to have perky tits. Lucky!

 

[satindesire]

I doubled her before the boob job.

In a state of nature, I would guess that she is a 36B, just like me. And I thought she looked awesome as such.

I spent my teens and early twenties feeling super self conscious about not having GIANT melons. Fuck that. I get that men like big tits but oh well. I like my perky girls just fine and I won't be carving them open for anyone, thankyouverymuch.

I've been on both sides of the fence. I was tiny tiny (32A) until I was 18, then went up to a 32B when I was about 19. After that I sort of exploded, I guess I was a late bloomer, and went from an A to a D in less than three years.

I have no idea WHY I decided to get boobs so late.

What I have noticed is that men look a lot less at boob SIZE than women think. I think most men go for a general HWP look, if you're slender and skinny, small boobs look great. If you're a larger girl, big boobs look great. Etc.

 

[Keroin]

At least yours weren't drooping like an old lady's when you were in your mid-twenties.

I'd give my right arm to have perky tits. Lucky!

I feel for you BB. I had to double an actress who was a 44DD, once, so they had to stuff my bra with all this silicone padding and stuff. When I took off my wardrobe at the end of the night my back was SO sore and the straps had actually left deep red welts on my shoulders.

Blurg. No thanks.

 

[ownedsubgal]

What I have noticed is that men look a lot less at boob SIZE than women think. I think most men go for a general HWP look, if you're slender and skinny, small boobs look great. If you're a larger girl, big boobs look great. Etc.

i actually have never encountered a man personally who was into big boobs. i have encountered a WHOLE lot of men obsessed with little boobies, and quite a few men who couldn't care less about boobs because they're too busy checking out the rear-end. of course, my observations could be colored by the fact that i have smallish boobies lol.

 

[satindesire]

i actually have never encountered a man personally who was into big boobs. i have encountered a WHOLE lot of men obsessed with little boobies, and quite a few men who couldn't care less about boobs because they're too busy checking out the rear-end. of course, my observations could be colored by the fact that i have smallish boobies lol.

Men tend to go with women whose physical looks they are into.

When I was a blonde, all the guys I was with or who hit on me liked blondes.

Now that I'm natural, I run into men that are crazy about redheads.

Go fig.

 

[Keroin]

I've been on both sides of the fence. I was tiny tiny (32A) until I was 18, then went up to a 32B when I was about 19. After that I sort of exploded, I guess I was a late bloomer, and went from an A to a D in less than three years.

I have no idea WHY I decided to get boobs so late.

What I have noticed is that men look a lot less at boob SIZE than women think. I think most men go for a general HWP look, if you're slender and skinny, small boobs look great. If you're a larger girl, big boobs look great. Etc.

Mmm, I have to disagree. I have spent a LOT of time on the beach in my life, watching tourists frolic in bathing suits. I have watched men watch women in bikinis and I can tell you that the big breasts get the big head swings at least 90% of the time.

 

[satindesire]

Mmm, I have to disagree. I have spent a LOT of time on the beach in my life, watching tourists frolic in bathing suits. I have watched men watch women in bikinis and I can tell you that the big breasts get the big head swings at least 90% of the time.

Yeah, they get the head swings in bikini's, and models make more money when they have larger breasts, but when it comes to -dating-, marrying, sex, etc, I haven't seen a serious discrimination against smaller chested ladies.

 

[slut_hijacker]

No way. I wouldn't begrudge anyone getting work done for physical reasons (a breast reduction for mammoth boobs makes total sense), but I have a real problem with those shows that turn people into spectacles. It's one thing to go through that kind of transformation; quite another to do it in front of hundreds of thousands of people and then live with the aftermath as people recognize you afterward and ask insanely stupid questions. There's something to be said about accepting your flaws and coming to terms with whatever perceived imperfection you may have.

And I'd rather have my house made over, dammit.

 

[YourCaptor]

Mmm, I have to disagree. I have spent a LOT of time on the beach in my life, watching tourists frolic in bathing suits. I have watched men watch women in bikinis and I can tell you that the big breasts get the big head swings at least 90% of the time.

I much prefer small breast but some women just have distractingly huge boobs.

When half your visual field is filled with boobs, what do you do. Every time you move your eyes its like, boobs, more boobs, hey look still boobs. Large objects are auto tracked.

I remember this one time in high school this girl asked me to help her, and she basically put her ginormous boobs on my desk, then every time my eyes would go from her face to my notes, they'd stop halfway in between cause their giant fucking boobs in the way.

So after spending 10 minutes trying to explain to her dumb ass, she says, thanks now stop starring at my boobs. Self flattery I suppose.

Small boobs, I like them better, they don't get in the way and are fun to pinch and play with.

 

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[ownedsubgal]

Mmm, I have to disagree. I have spent a LOT of time on the beach in my life, watching tourists frolic in bathing suits. I have watched men watch women in bikinis and I can tell you that the big breasts get the big head swings at least 90% of the time.

i think it's like YC says...if something is huge, you're gonna look. man, woman child dog cat...a pair of ginormous boobs just set out there on front street are going to get a lot of attention. but that attention doesn't automatically translate to actual attraction.