Favorite line….

[Whiskeyjack]

I just watched Ghostbusters last night, there are so many great lines in that movie. For some reason I cracked up in a scene where they are in the library looking for a ghost and Egon says, "Listen... Do you smell something?"

That one always gets me.

 

[TongueLust]

We're doing it again, we're doing it with poison this time. Like normal women.
-Bad Sisters

 

[Bry1313]

“Leave the gun, take the cannolis.” - Clemenza in The Godfather

That’s a man who had his priorities right.

 

[Rob_Royale]

"The strangeness of this life cannot be measured."

Dances With Wolves

 

[Hipshot1554]

" I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seger... "Against the Wind"

 

[_MissLick_]

It might have been done but...
'Fuck me gently with a chainsaw'
Heathers

 

[sallysparrow23]

I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal... It's your professionalism that I respect.

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[willlph]

 

[FunLi]

 

[LostGirlTink]

This

 

[TunnelKing089]

I just like the buzzing/clicking sounds

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[Chillygirl]

I’ll be fine.
Completely and utterly fine.
I’m always fine, don’t you know that?

Is she ok?
She’s fine.
She’s always fine, that’s the problem.

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[Broken_paladin]

 

[TunnelKing089]

 

[Coyote100]

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

-- George Carlin

 

[lilmissdarling]

"Oh, Right. The Poison. The Poison For Kuzco, The Poison Chosen Especially To Kill Kuzco, Kuzco's Poison. That Poison?"

 

[TunnelKing089]

"Say Jim wooooo,that's a bad outfit"

 

[SlyderInside]

Tell you the truth
I’ve said it before
Tomorrow I’ll change
In a new direction.

-Guster, Come Downstairs and Say Hello

 

[Orchidea73]

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
- Sonnet 18: William Shakespeare

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer’s lease hath all too short a date;
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature’s changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow’st;
Nor shall death brag thou wander’st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow’st:

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

 

[Orchidea73]

"Someone told." Hotah shrugged. "Someone always tells." - AFFC

 

[willlph]

History of the world part 1

• Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
• Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
• Dole Office Clerk: What?
• Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
• Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
• Comicus: *Grumble*...
• Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
• Comicus: No.
• Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
• Comicus: Yes!

 

[Coyote100]

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.