Favorite Movie Lines

[EmpressFi]

Pride and Prejudice

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

 

[MelancholyBaby]

If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

Mr. Darcy *swoon*

 

[Mazuri]

[on Sir William's death]
Ethel: Why would anyone want to kill Sir William?
Mrs. Croft: Well, he wasn't exactly Father Christmas.

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Constance, Countess of Trentham: He's still got that vile little dog, I see.
Lady Sylvia McCordle: Yes, the ones we hate last forever.

Gosford Park - it's one of those movies I put on as background noise all the time and wander in and watch bits of pieces of

 

[EmpressFi]

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

(thanks to Homburg for the inspiration)

Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? Cause' if you don't, I'll kill ya!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Equilibrium

... without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

 

[the captians wench]

King Author


Lancalot: You look scared. There are a lot of lonely men out there.

Guenivere: Don't worry. I won't let them rape you.

 

[fluttertongue]

Airplane

Elaine: It takes so many things to make love last. But most of all, it takes respect, and I can't live with a man I don't respect.

*pause*

Striker (looks at camera): What a pisser!

 

[the captians wench]

Pride and Prejudice


Jane: *giggling madly* "Can you die of happiness?"

 

[shyrebel]

My favorite line of all time was "My love, my dark angel." from Interview with the Vampire.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Devil's Advocate

...let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time.Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

 

[ShyGuy68]

V for Vendetta

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Edited to add this link.

 

[HB1965]

Hugo Weaving is amazing.

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.
Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Edited to add this link.

 

[pinklypop]

"you're lower than fungus"

 

[the_pet]

"this sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but i do love fig newtons"

Ricky Bobby

 

[Yang4yin]

"Oh my gawd - that'll never fit!" - The blonde, just seconds before John Holmes easily slid his cock up her ass.

 

[EmpressFi]

Galaxy Quest

"You have a last name, Guy"

"DO I?!?!?! DO I?!?!"

 

[nh23]

Con Air

" There are only two people I trust. One of them is me, the other is not you."

 

[EmpressFi]

For BHolderman - The Quiet Man

Sean Thornton: There'll be no locks or bolts between us, Mary Kate... except those in your own mercenary little heart!

"Red Will" Danaher: I'll count three, and if you're not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on you.
Sean Thornton: If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."

Fishwoman with basket at station: Sir!... Sir!... Here's a good stick, to beat the lovely lady.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Striptease

Grotesque Strip Club Owner

What do you know about Prozac?

Hard Ass Yet Hawt Bartender

It makes you happy.

There's side effects.

Grotesque Strip Club Owner

Like what?

Hard Ass Yet Hawt Bartender

Limp noodle.

Grotesque Strip Club Owner

Who cares? I haven't had a hard- on since I started running this place.

Closest I got was Sea World.

Porpoise got me hot.

Hard Ass Yet Hawt Bartender

What the fuck you telling me that for?


I swear this movie is a total scream, not sure it was meant to be, damn funny stuff. Politician covered in Vaseline scene , more a visual thang ....good lawd.

 

[DarkhairedLady]

blades of glory

"you're so beautiful...i want to year your skin for my birthday..."

 

[Primalex]

Jason Treborn: You can't change who people are without destroying who they were.