Favorite Movie Lines

[RJMasters]

I wish I could write like this. What a gift. Very nice post, RJ.

Ty Rox.

I will always be a Tolkien fan. there are corridors of truth, passion and elegance through out all of his works.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

I will always be a Tolkien fan. there are corridors of truth, passion and elegance through out all of his works.

Sure as hell are ...

I smell you, I feel your air - and I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself; there's plenty, AND to spare.

 

[Bi_Kitty]

"Do you understand the words coming out of my mouth?"

Rush Hour

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Miranda Priestly: ... But what you don't know is that that sweater is not just blue, it's not turquoise, it's not lapis, it's actually cerulean. You're also blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean gowns. And then I think it was Yves St Laurent, wasn't it, who showed cerulean military jackets? And then cerulean quickly showed up in the collections of 8 different designers. Then it filtered down through the department stores and then trickled on down into some tragic casual corner where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that blue represents millions of dollars and countless jobs and so it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when, in fact, you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of stuff.

i understand and appreciate the parable for attention to detail.

The discourse on irony, however, i'll keep to myself.

 

[RJMasters]

Sure as hell are ...

I smell you, I feel your air - and I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself; there's plenty, AND to spare.

Grinz, Unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it, in CA we have laws against Smaug.

 

[Life_Noir]

Randomly apropo

Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain.

Boondock Saints

 

[CutieMouse]

Say Anything...

Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

 

[ShyVixen]

Murphy MacManus: There are many forms of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the boundaries into true corruption, into our domain.

Boondock Saints

I love The Boondock Saints. Great movie.

 

[Life_Noir]

I love The Boondock Saints. Great movie.

Well... It certainly has an interesting thing or two to say... *grin*


Track two on the CD in the car...



"Fuckin'... What the Fuckin' Fuck... Who the Fuck...

Fuck this Fuckin'... How did you two Fuckin' Fucks... FUCK!

Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word."

 

[SpencerAlanMacLeod]

"Lieutenant, when I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya!"

- from the movie G.I. Jane

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Master Chief...

Master Chief John Urgayle: Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil: Suck my dick!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Frank: A mental mind fuck can be nice.

The Criminologist: [reading from dictionary] "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state." It is also a powerful and irrational monster. And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their television monitor, there seemed little doubt that Janet was, indeed... its *slave*.

Frank: Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it.

Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

 

[the_pet]

"Come with me if you want to live" - Arnold S.- Terminator II

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

while being charged by an territorial angry male silverback gorilla....

Diane Fossey ( Sigourney Weaver )
"break off one of those stems and pretend to eat "

"act submissive !"

Bob Campbell ( Bryan Brown )
"I've never been so submissive in my life."

 

[callinectes]

To Kill a Mockingbird

Scout Finch-

"Neighbors bring food with death, and flowers with sickness, and little things in between. Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a knife, and our lives."

 

[callinectes]

The Matador

Julian Noble-

"A Vietnamese girl I once knew had her legs so locked together I couldn't get a whiff of her spring roll. Two drinks, half a quaalude later, I was at an all you can eat buffet. Every lock can be broken. It's just a matter of will and whether it's worth it."

 

[Shankara20]

Mutiny on the Bounty

Fletcher Christian:

I believe I did what honour dictated and that belief sustains me, except for a slight desire to be dead which I'm sure will pass.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

The Shawshank Redemption

BOGS: Now I'm gonna open my fly, and you're gonna swallow what I give you to swallow. And when you do mine, you gonna swallow Rooster's. You done broke his nose, so he ought to have somethin' to show for it.

ANDY: Anything you put in my mouth, you're going to lose.

BOGS: You don't understand. You do that, I'll put all eight inches of this steel in your ear.

ANDY: Okay. But you should know that sudden serious brain injury causes the victim to bite down. Hard. In fact, I understand the bite-reflex is so strong the victim's jaws have to be pried open with a crowbar.

 

[Ebonyfire]

Mel Brooks History of the World Part I

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?

Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.

Dole Office Clerk: What?

Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.

Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!

Comicus: Hmmmmmm...

Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?

Comicus: No.

Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to bullshit last week?

Comicus: Yes!

 

[Ebonyfire]

Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Noel Coward:

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? / Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? / It's swell to have a stiffy. / It's divine to own a dick, / From the tiniest little tadger / To the world's biggest prick. / So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. / Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, / Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, / Your Percy, or your cock. / You can wrap it up in ribbons. / You can slip it in your sock, / But don't take it out in public, / Or they will stick you in the dock, / And you won't come back. "

 

[Ebonyfire]

More Monty Python's Meaning of Life

Chaplian: Let us praise God. O Lord...
Congregation: O Lord...
Chaplain: ...Ooh, You are so big...
Congregation: ...ooh, You are so big...
Chaplain: ...So absolutely huge.
Congregation: ...So absolutely huge.
Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Chaplain: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
Congregation: And barefaced flattery.
Chaplain: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Congregation: Fantastic.
Chaplain: Amen.
Congregation: Amen.

 

[Life_Noir]

i understand and appreciate the parable for attention to detail.

The discourse on irony, however, i'll keep to myself.

Damn!!!! And here I thought irony was the point of Lit.....

 

[Yang4yin]

The Last Tango in Paris

Paul: Go get the butter.

 

[Nameless_Rose]

-How soon can we land?
-I can't tell.
-You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
-No, I mean I'm not sure.
-Can't you take a guess?
-Well, not for another two hours.
-You can't take a guess for another two hours?

***

-Surely you can't be serious.
-I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

Both from Airplane

 

[Yang4yin]

Blazing Saddles

Lili Von Shtupp: [singing] I'm tired of men always coming and going, going and coming and always too soon.