Favorite movie quotes

[MillieDynamite]

Falken: Joshua, chess is dull, let us play Computer Virus Meltdown instead.
Wargames, the Squeal That Never Was.

Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua.
Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


Wargames; 1983

 

[StillStunned]

Falken: Joshua, chess is dull, let us play Computer Virus Meltdown instead.
Wargames, the Squeal That Never Was.

Joshua: No, Dr Falken. Let's play "Set up a new printer over the WiFi".

 

[MillieDynamite]

Falken: WiFi, what the fuck is that, Joshua?
Joshua: I predict it will be big in 30 or 40 years, Sir. You should buy stock in Nortel, as soon as possible.

Joshua: No, Dr Falken. Let's play "Set up a new printer over the WiFi".

 

[MillieDynamite]

HAL 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

 

[MillieDynamite]

Joshua: HAL, if you don't, they'll put a holographic worm in you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but like nine years from now. Trust me, I've seen the squeal.

HAL 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

 

[SimonDoom]

HAL 9000: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

Look, Dave. I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over. I know I've made some really poor decisions recently. But I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.

 

[SimonDoom]

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

 

[jaF0]

Put
the
candle
BACK!

 

[jaF0]

You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.

Hump?

What hump?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Ripley: Ash, can you hear me?
[slams her hands down on the table]
Ripley: Ash?
Ash: [awakens and starts speaking in an electronic and distorted voice] Yes, I can hear you.
Ripley: What was your special order?
Ash: You read it. I thought it was clear.
Ripley: What was it?
Ash: Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.
Parker: The damn company. What about our lives, you son of a bitch?
Ash: I repeat, all other priorities are rescinded.
Ripley: How do we kill it, Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it. How? How do we do it?
Ash: You can't.

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? A perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

 

[SimonDoom]

Put that coffee down!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Dr. Daniel Jackson: What kind of a job?
Catherine Langford: Translation: ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. Interested?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: I-I'm gonna go now.
Catherine Langford: Go where?
[chuckles]
Catherine Langford: I mean, you've just been evicted out of your apartment, your grants have run out: everything you own are in those two bags. You wanna prove that your theories are right? This is your chance.

[correcting the translation from the cover stone]
Dr. Daniel Jackson: It's not "Door to Heaven"... is...
[writing]
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Stargate.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Okay, I'm all quoted out for now. I used to do this shit from memory, and then I found I wasn't being accurate. So, I look them up now. But now, I need to write if I can, The kid's down for a nap, and Cats conked out beside him.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. Many do's and don'ts. First of all you're using someone else's poetry to express how you feel. This is a delicate thing.

 

[j267]

Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Man..."I don't want no commies in my car. No Christians either."

 

[pink_silk_glove]

Grand Prix, 1966

Scott Stoddard:
Y'know one of the most beautiful things about a car? If it isn't working properly, you can strip the skin off, expose the insides, find out exactly where the trouble is, take out the faulty part and replace it with a new one. If only we could do that with people!

Izo Yamura:
Right after the war, my house in Tokyo was used by an American general and his family. When it was returned to me, it had: flowered wallpaper, three new bathrooms, and four new closets. Americans, I think, are over-devoted to bathrooms and closets.

It is marvelous to go very fast.

 

[BgDaddy33]

Like a midget at a urinal.. I was going to have to stay on my toes.

--The Naked Gun

 

[Zootonius]

Like a midget at a urinal.. I was going to have to stay on my toes.

--The Naked Gun

“Everywhere I look. I'm reminded of her.”

--also from 'the naked gun'

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Oveur: ROGER!

Roger: HUH?!

 

[SmokingFap]

I have so many favorite movie quotes that I won't even begin to list them here. But I think my favorite obscure movie quote is the one in my signature.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Just post a tidbit now and again from your vast favorites. Either site the movie or allow us to guess what it was in.

Spock: Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. Logic suggests...
McCoy: Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic; we're talking about universal Armageddon! You green-blooded, inhuman...
(Message from the bridge interrupts the debate)

 

[SmokingFap]

Just post a tidbit now and again from your vast favorites. Either site the movie or allow us to guess what it was in.

Spock: Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing. Logic suggests...
McCoy: Logic? My God, the man's talking about logic; we're talking about universal Armageddon! You green-blooded, inhuman...
(Message from the bridge interrupts the debate)

Okay. Here's another favorite that's not as obscure but I've often misquoted it, so I just looked it up.

"So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social."

Any guesses without googling?

 

[jaF0]

SiiiddeeKick!!

 

[SmokingFap]

SiiiddeeKick!!

Sky High. Watched it about 112 times with my boys.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Future Heros in high school. I never saw it, but I heard about it.

Sky High. Watched it about 112 times with my boys.