Favorite movie quotes

[SimonDoom]

I should've known that. Ah, at least I don't have to explain my lack of knowledge on this as Dad doesn't come here. I hope I don't have resign from the Film Lovers and Fans Club of Greater OKC.

What Dad doesn't know won't bother him!

 

[jaF0]

This entire city is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES!


All the dead are dead - and the living are dying.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Sometimes, he's bothered by the sum total of what he doesn't know and how short the time is to learn it all.

What Dad doesn't know won't bother him!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Bug 1975? Or the regretable remake?

This entire city is infested with killer cockroaches. I repeat: KILLER COCKROACHES!


All the dead are dead - and the living are dying.

 

[jaF0]

Nope. Next clue:


So where are we heading for?

Albany.

Albany? You have relatives there?

It's the only place we ever got a signal from. Albany is the place to aim for.

 

[jaF0]

Different film:

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You're sad enough. You're beautiful. Let's have sex.

No.

Then why are you wasting my time, hmmm? Why did you put yourself on the circuit?

 

[claradollc]

never make assumption because it make an ass out of u and mption.

 

[jaF0]

That is not my dog.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

That is not my dog.

Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau, in Pink Panther Strikes again. Love that movie. He was a riot and such a comedic genius.

 

[jaF0]

Well, it was the desk clerk, but ....

 

[Smuttyandfun]

"I like to watch." From, Being There, with Peter Sellers as Chauncey Gardiner.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Well, it was the desk clerk, but ....

Peter Sellers line was, "Does your dog bite?" The desk clerk responds, "No." When the dog snaps at him, the desk clerk deadpans, "That is not my dog."

 

[Zootonius]

"I like to watch." From, Being There, with Peter Sellers as Chauncey Gardiner.

And I remember Shirley MacClaine's reaction when he tells her that!

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

In my writing I rely a lot more on dialogue than narrative, my characters carry the story in words and deed

Because of my fondness for dialogue, great lines in movies really stand out to me. Usually ones that are snarky or funny because I use a lot of sarcasm in my stories, but a good line is a good line.

So what are some of your favorites and from what movie?

It’s either:

“I want you all to look each other in the eyes, and put each other in your hearts forever… because forever’s about to happen” - Friday Night Lights.

Or

“MY DICK IS IN THE PUNCH!!!” - Hollywood Knights

I feel better, now that I no longer have to hide my wretched cinematic tastes.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Eddie Adams: Yeah. Well, when I close my eyes, I see this thing. It's like this big sign. And the name is in like bright blue neon lights with like purple outline. And this name is just so bright and so sharp that the sign - it just blows up because the name is so just. powerful. - - It says: "Dirk Diggler."
Jack Horner: I think - I think heaven has sent you here - Dirk Diggler. I think the angels have blessed us all because of you.

Kurt Longjohn: What's wrong with you?
Little Bill: Ah... my fuckin' wife, man, she's over there... she's got some idiot's dick in her, people standing around watching - it's a fuckin' embarassment.
Kurt Longjohn: Yeah. Yeah. I know. Anyway, listen...
Little Bill: Yeah?
...
Kurt Longjohn: No. Hey. Gotcha. You've gotta go somewhere so - hey - what the fuck? It's only the fucking photography of the movie we're talking about.
Little Bill: My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?
Kurt Longjohn: OK. No big deal. Sorry.

 

[SimonDoom]

"I want an Oompa Loompa now!"

 

[Emilymcplugger]

That is not my dog.

I thought you said yer derg doesn’t bite?

 

[Zootonius]

Germaine has very sensitive hands and an exceedingly light touch. She strangled a German general - without a sound.

--To Catch a Thief

 

[MillieDynamite]

Christine Easton: After 7:45, you can have the bathroom all day if you'd like.
Sir William Rutland: I wouldn't know what to do in the bathroom all day!

Aiko Kurawa: It's not a big MaGilla, unless it IS a big MaGilla.

Walk Don't Run 1966


Edit: I was going to post this without crediting the movie, but it's such a little gem that few people have heard of it these days. This was Cary Grant's final big-screen performance.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Speaking of Cary Grant, do you know this one?

Eve Kendall: [Hanging by their fingers from Mount Rushmore] What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.

It's from a not-so-little gem of a movie. Hint: it's all about transportation and the journey from here to there.

 

[Zootonius]

Another line from To Catch a Thief. Don't remember it, but apropos for the site,

Are you sure you were talking about water skis? From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs.

 

[jaF0]

You got one, maybe 7-800 yards.

Closer to 1,000

 

[Zootonius]

Speaking of Cary Grant, do you know this one?

Eve Kendall: [Hanging by their fingers from Mount Rushmore] What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.

It's from a not-so-little gem of a movie. Hint: it's all about transportation and the journey from here to there.

James Mason played the most fascinating villains.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

One of the best monologues of all time.

(Chico) Fiorello: So now I tell you how we fly to America. The first time we started we got-a half way there when we run out a gasoline, and we gotta go back. Then I take-a twice as much gasoline. This time we're just about to land, maybe three feet, when what do you think: we run out of gasoline again. And-a back-a we go again to get-a more gas. This time I take-a plenty gas. Well, we get-a half way over, when what do you think happens: we forgot-a the airplane. So, we gotta sit down and we talk it over. Then I get-a the great idea. We no take-a gasoline, we no take-a the airplane. We take steamship, and that, friends, is how we fly across the ocean.

Night at the opera.

 

[AchtungNight]

“I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it’s been in my dreams. I hope…”

- Shawshank Redemption