Favorite movie quotes

Speaking of Cary Grant, do you know this one?

Eve Kendall: [Hanging by their fingers from Mount Rushmore] What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.

It's from a not-so-little gem of a movie. Hint: it's all about transportation and the journey from here to there.
James Mason played the most fascinating villains.
 
One of the best monologues of all time.

(Chico) Fiorello: So now I tell you how we fly to America. The first time we started we got-a half way there when we run out a gasoline, and we gotta go back. Then I take-a twice as much gasoline. This time we're just about to land, maybe three feet, when what do you think: we run out of gasoline again. And-a back-a we go again to get-a more gas. This time I take-a plenty gas. Well, we get-a half way over, when what do you think happens: we forgot-a the airplane. So, we gotta sit down and we talk it over. Then I get-a the great idea. We no take-a gasoline, we no take-a the airplane. We take steamship, and that, friends, is how we fly across the ocean.

Night at the opera.
 
Speaking of Cary Grant, do you know this one?

Eve Kendall: [Hanging by their fingers from Mount Rushmore] What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led too dull a life.

It's from a not-so-little gem of a movie. Hint: it's all about transportation and the journey from here to there.
You brought up another Grant movie:

Reggie Lampert: Is there a Mrs. Cruikshank...?
Adam Canfield: Yes.
Reggie Lampert: But you're divorced.
Adam Canfield: No...
Reggie Lampert: [Regina's face falls] Oh.
Adam Canfield: [Brian/Adam gets out his wallet to show her the picture] My mother, she lives in Detroit, you'd like her, she'd like you too.
 
From the trailer of Napoleon, "I'm the first to admit when I make a mistake. I simply never do."
 
Look, Joel. You look like a smart kid. So I'm going to tell you something I'm sure you'll understand. . . . In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck with another man's livelihood.
 
I'm certain they will show it. I know they have a scene showing the Russian cannon fire directed at the ice the French soldiers (and German mercenaries) are walking across. I'm not 100% certain about the Germans, but they were guns for hire back then, and I do think Napoleon used them.
Self-awaremess is not the mark of any dictator. There's that little matter of the invasion of Russia, which wiped out almost all of his army.
 
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
 
Probably been quoted before.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.
 
Probably been quoted before.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.

Yesterday, actually. But it's still a good quote.
 
Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Spock, you haven't changed a bit. You're just as warm and sociable as ever.
Commander Spock: Nor have you, doctor, as your continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates.
 
Going from memory,

Portal: Many such journeys are possible.
Kirk: Let's get the hell* out of here.

*it was an era when 'hell' was shocking to hear on TV.
 
A few gems from movies and tv, have fun figuring them out. Some are easy, some aren't. Love all of ya, now off to see the parents.

“We should just be thankful for being together. I think that’s what they mean by Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.” —Marcie

“You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like the Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.” —Joey Tribbiani

“My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man.... The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.” —Elaine Benes

“Tomorrow’s Thanksgiving. That’s the day people celebrate with food by eating as much of it as possible.” —Garfield

Adrian: “But it was Thanksgiving.”
Rocky: “It was what?”
Adrian: “It was Thanksgiving.”
Rocky: “Yeah, to you, but to me, it’s Thursday, right?”

“We have to invite your parents. It’s like when the Russians boycotted the Olympics. It diminished the whole event.” —Debra Barone

“Eat us! Hey, it’s Thanksgiving day. Eat us! We make a nice buffet. We lost the race with Farmer Ed. Eat us, ’cause we’re good and dead.” —Camp Chippewa children

“Not every woman needs 2.5 kids and a husband and a minivan to complete her. My friends are my family, that firm is my spouse, I wake up every morning a happy, single, successful woman, wondering what on earth could I possibly need?” —Claudia

“It ain’t cool being no jive turkey, so close to Thanksgiving.” —Man in jail cell

“I’m sorry. Did you just say Canadian Thanksgiving was, and I’m quoting, “the real Thanksgiving”? What do Canadians even have to celebrate about?”—Barney

“I swear to you, this will be your most memorable Thanksgiving, the one that you’ll want the rest of your life. The one that you say ‘Man, it was never as good as that night.’ So let this night be great.” —George Simmons

“Well, that was absurd. Let’s eat dead bird!” —Tommy Larson

“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.” —Mr. Carlson

Amy Farrah Fowler: “Are you honestly comparing going to Thanksgiving dinner at Mrs. Wolowitz’s house to one of the worst tragedies in human history?”
Sheldon Cooper: “Yes.”

Guest: “I’m gonna have a leg, anybody else want a leg?”
Archie Bunker: “No legs for me. You can never tell where a bird’s been walkin’.”

“Well, are you spending Thanksgiving with your family? We have a ramble turkey. Eat all you want.” —Leigh Anne Tuohy

“A thought about Thanksgiving Day: Once there was this day, this one day when everyone realized they needed each other.” —April Burns
 
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Hat check girl: Goodness, what a beautiful coat.
Mae: Deary, goodness had nothing to do with it.
 
"Love. You can learn all the math in the 'Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens. Makes her a home."
 
"You've lived something of a charmed life, haven't you, Mr. Wells?"

"In all honesty, I can't say that charm has had much to do with it."
 
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