Female straight authors?

[Five_Inch_Heels]

I'm decidedly undecided.

 

[NuclearFairy]

Maybe there should more dick on dick action. Maybe I'm just hungry for that. Maybe I have another plot bunny hopping in my head now idk. Maybe I'm just too horny.

As a female straight author, I do enjoy me some dick on dick action.

 

[redgarters]

As a female straight author, I do enjoy me some dick on dick action.

I've been wondering if I should try writing some dick on dick romance/action. Haven't found a plot bunny that hops though. And I'm not sure I'll be any good at writing men's romantic emotions, funnily enough, so it might end up a stroker.

 

[StillStunned]

And I'm not sure I'll be any good at writing men's romantic emotions, funnily enough, so it might end up a stroker.

That would actually cover most of our romantic emotions.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

As a female straight author, I do enjoy me some dick on dick action.

Makes total sense to me. I'm a straight guy, and I enjoy girl-on-girl action the most.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I've been wondering if I should try writing some dick on dick romance/action. Haven't found a plot bunny that hops though. And I'm not sure I'll be any good at writing men's romantic emotions, funnily enough, so it might end up a stroker.

Well, my SO enjoys pure romances more than I do. So I can't imagine it being too different form women's romantic emotions.

Although strokers are good.

 

[Bamagan]

Well, my SO enjoys pure romances more than I do. So I can't imagine it being too different form women's romantic emotions.

Although strokers are good.

I think you probably just need to describe them as smelling of sawdust (aka 'man glitter') or motor oil instead of anything flowery.

 

[NuclearFairy]

I think you probably just need to describe them as smelling of sawdust (aka 'man glitter') or motor oil instead of anything flowery.

Fuck, I love it when a man smells like sawdust... or leather, or fresh sweat, but I think pine and cinnamon might be the best.

 

[dreams_in_words]

... Damnit, the plot bunnies are jumping like crazy after reading this thread.

 

[Voboy]

It’s weird, people say women being bisexual is just a porn trope. In reality, all humans are somewhat bisexual, even the alpha dude claiming he’s all about the testosterone (actually especially him). It’s a sliding scale heterosexual just has the needle further to one end than the other, homosexual the same.

"Sliding" scale.

I see what you did there.

OP, congrats on maybe the creepiest thread title premise in quite awhile.

 

[dreams_in_words]

... Damnit, the plot bunnies are jumping like crazy after reading this thread.

I put that one away for now in my drafts folder. It will be about college football players. It's pending title is called "Protein Shots". Because I have dirty mind online.

 

[stickygirl]

Maybe you're cutting and pasting from an Android phone? Anyone else?

 

[alohadave]

It’s weird, people say women being bisexual is just a porn trope. In reality, all humans are somewhat bisexual, even the alpha dude claiming he’s all about the testosterone (actually especially him). It’s a sliding scale heterosexual just has the needle further to one end than the other, homosexual the same.

I'm not interested in men sexually, but I've had male friends that I cavort with when we are in-person.

 

[stickygirl]

I'm not interested in men sexually, but I've had male friends that I cavort with when we are in-person.

Cavorting? That's a slippery slide

 

[HyunnaPark]

I'm not interested in men sexually, but I've had male friends that I cavort with when we are in-person.

My brain read that last word as "prison", and I was really interested in how we got from "how can I find Cougar stories" to that.

 

[NuclearFairy]

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Maybe you're cutting and pasting from an Android phone? Anyone else?

I get that problem when trying to read certain fonts on my kindle. It's because the kindle doesn't have those fonts available.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Define:

cavort

 

[alohadave]

Define:

Goofing around, some grabass, stuff like that.

 

[stickygirl]

I get that problem when trying to read certain fonts on my kindle. It's because the kindle doesn't have those fonts available.

It's right here on my 2024 Mac... you'd think systems would be falling in line over decades but apparently not

 

[EmilyMiller]

some grabass

 

[NuclearFairy]

It's right here on my 2024 Mac... you'd think systems would be falling in line over decades but apparently not

Yeah, and my kindle is old. But they don't make orange ones anymore, so I still use it, crazily cracked screen and all.

I can quote him and change the font for you if you want?

 

[SimonDoom]

I'm not interested in men sexually, but I've had male friends that I cavort with when we are in-person.

I'm sure it says something about me that I initially read "in person" as "in prison."

Edit: I see that someone else had the same reaction, above.

Goofing around, some grabass, stuff like that.

I don't judge, but "grabass" doesn't describe anything remotely like how I interact with my guy friends. For that matter, it doesn't describe how I deal with my women friends, but if they wanted to try it I probably wouldn't object.

 

[stickygirl]

Yeah, and my kindle is old. But they don't make orange ones anymore, so I still use it, crazily cracked screen and all.

I can quote him and change the font for you if you want?

S'ok thanks. He might not have realised that his device output doesn't match the Lit platform.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

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Maybe you're cutting and pasting from an Android phone? Anyone else?

I've never been able to read their posts. I just scroll by.

 

[alohadave]

I don't judge, but "grabass" doesn't describe anything remotely like how I interact with my guy friends.

Well, only certain friends are like that, and it's just playfulness. It's not like we are grabbing at each other's crotches and stuff.