Female straight authors?

[KittyOfSteele]

If "second person pov" is a tag, I wouldn't be surprised if "female pov" is a tag as well. I'd say give it a shot. You'll feel at home in the Mature category, OP.

(for instance: I'm not actually a bird).

Yes, and I'm not some random anime e-girl from Pinterest either. I've always been a cat poltergeist turned into a catbot trapped within a steel frame, forced to plug in the overlord by computing pi every single night while munching on junk data like it was junk food. Meow.

 

[lovecraft68]

Maybe there should more dick on dick action. Maybe I'm just hungry for that. Maybe I have another plot bunny hopping in my head now idk. Maybe I'm just too horny.

I've written two guy on guy scenes. Not my thing but my muse thought it was a good idea to create a character who acts like a womanizing 'stud' but is on the down low.

 

[Bamagan]

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Maybe you're cutting and pasting from an Android phone? Anyone else?

No, I'm on a desktop, and that particular post was just words. No images or even emoji. Very odd.

 

[ElectricBlue]

Well, only certain friends are like that, and it's just playfulness. It's not like we are grabbing at each other's crotches and stuff.

That's what they always say .

 

[SimonDoom]

That's what they always say .

Any contact was purely incidental and accidental.

 

[EmilyMiller]

by computing pi every single night

Which algorithm are you using?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Which algorithm are you using?

AM. Meow.

 

[EmilyMiller]

AM. Meow.

Shouldn’t that be:

AM. Squawk. As poly’s gon out the window?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Shouldn’t that be:

AM. Squawk. As poly’s gon out the window?

No, it's AM because I think, therefore I AM! *cue the evil music*

 

[OddLove]

Yeah, I also wouldn't trust any sort of filter that sorts by authors gender or orientation because I suspect A LOT of male writers use female names and photos when publishing erotica stories.

 

[NerdWhore]

In my 40s and working on my 2nd story

 

[Bramblethorn]

Cavorting? That's a slippery slide

Cavorting can lead to frolicking!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Out of interest, what’s the age qualification for being a cougar, and are there any membership benefits?

 

[Britva415]

are there any membership benefits?

do you like young men?

As far as age, I think it's either a 20 year age difference or 45 years old, whichever is lower. Yes, this means a 55 year old guy could "bag a cougar" who's hella younger than he is. He just wouldn't be dumb enough to call her one to her face.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think it's either a 20 year age difference

Illegal in my case then. Very!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Illegal in my case then. Very!

You can still pretend to be a cougar. Just go out to bars dressed like you’re 45. Try the grunge look. Or underwear-as-outerwear. Or a tartan minikilt, beret and naval piercing?

Don’t worry if you’re face is too youthful to look the part. Pick on guys who are already a few drinks in and they’ll assume it’s the Stunning-Cougar Effect.

I don’t know what the benefits of this exercise would be… I guess you get to be on top?

 

[EmilyMiller]

You can still pretend to be a cougar. Just go out to bars dressed like you’re 45. Try the grunge look. Or underwear-as-outerwear. Or a tartan minikilt, beret and naval piercing?

Don’t worry if you’re face is too youthful to look the part. Pick on guys who are already a few drinks in and they’ll assume it’s the Stunning-Cougar Effect.

I don’t know what the benefits of this exercise would be… I guess you get to be on top?

Yeah - my days of hooking up in bars are long gone

 

[Skihard90]

In my 40s and working on my 2nd story

Thanks, will check it out

 

[Skihard90]

Illegal in my case then. Very!

Doesn’t have to be 20 yrs, it could be 10 and that would get you the title in my book

 

[EmilyMiller]

Doesn’t have to be 20 yrs, it could be 10 and that would get you the title in my book

I think I’ll stick with eight years in the opposite direction, thanks

 

[boogiefever]

In my 40s and working on my 2nd story

Can’t wait to read it.