Female straight authors?

If "second person pov" is a tag, I wouldn't be surprised if "female pov" is a tag as well. I'd say give it a shot. You'll feel at home in the Mature category, OP.

(for instance: I'm not actually a bird).

Yes, and I'm not some random anime e-girl from Pinterest either. I've always been a cat poltergeist turned into a catbot trapped within a steel frame, forced to plug in the overlord by computing pi every single night while munching on junk data like it was junk food. Meow.
 
Maybe there should more dick on dick action. Maybe I'm just hungry for that. Maybe I have another plot bunny hopping in my head now idk. Maybe I'm just too horny.
I've written two guy on guy scenes. Not my thing but my muse thought it was a good idea to create a character who acts like a womanizing 'stud' but is on the down low.
 
Yeah, I also wouldn't trust any sort of filter that sorts by authors gender or orientation because I suspect A LOT of male writers use female names and photos when publishing erotica stories.
 
are there any membership benefits?
do you like young men?

As far as age, I think it's either a 20 year age difference or 45 years old, whichever is lower. Yes, this means a 55 year old guy could "bag a cougar" who's hella younger than he is. He just wouldn't be dumb enough to call her one to her face.
 
Illegal in my case then. Very!
You can still pretend to be a cougar. Just go out to bars dressed like you’re 45. Try the grunge look. Or underwear-as-outerwear. Or a tartan minikilt, beret and naval piercing?

Don’t worry if you’re face is too youthful to look the part. Pick on guys who are already a few drinks in and they’ll assume it’s the Stunning-Cougar Effect.

I don’t know what the benefits of this exercise would be… I guess you get to be on top?
 
You can still pretend to be a cougar. Just go out to bars dressed like you’re 45. Try the grunge look. Or underwear-as-outerwear. Or a tartan minikilt, beret and naval piercing?

Don’t worry if you’re face is too youthful to look the part. Pick on guys who are already a few drinks in and they’ll assume it’s the Stunning-Cougar Effect.

I don’t know what the benefits of this exercise would be… I guess you get to be on top?
Yeah - my days of hooking up in bars are long gone 🤣
 
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