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You do know however that I have the "AV bet" concept copyrighted and patented so you better be nice to me so I don't "sure" youlunarsubmissive said:Awww...thank you*blushes*
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CharlotteNCguy said:You do know however that I have the "AV bet" concept copyrighted and patented so you better be nice to me so I don't "sure" you
Hmmm..what kind of assets would be suring for? 
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kayte said:WOW Lunar, you are a great writer!!! But then I knew that from your other stories too.
Now,
Suring for ASSets?
*blushes* Awww...thank you kayte *smoochies and hugs*
*giggles* He started it
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kayte said:Doesn't he always?
LOL Figures when I say something he disappears
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kayte said:Wondering how he is going to do that in May?
Probably something about a ball game on tv
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lunarsubmissive said:Probably something about a ball game on tv
We won't let him get away in May. I'll sit on him if I have to.
Great writing Lunar. I loved it!!!
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sueanninct said:We won't let him get away in May. I'll sit on him if I have to.
Great writing Lunar. I loved it!!!
LOL I want to see that
Awww..thankee Sue
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bumping the thread
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Afternoon bump
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kayte said:Good afternoon!! Hope it is going well for you {{{{{{{{{{Lunar}}}}}}}}]
Whispers.... of course I voted!!
Doing ok, just finishing up some laundry and fighting with some internet email service that claims my sister signed up with my phone number for something from a yahoo chatroom - I think they were grabbing yahoo handles and using some kind of netcop thing to get the home address and telephone number *they said they got the info from her electronic signatures when she agreed to the service*. I'm gonna call the BBB and complain
And thank you for voting
I'm so excited!!! 
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lunarsubmissive said:Doing ok, just finishing up some laundry and fighting with some internet email service that claims my sister signed up with my phone number for something from a yahoo chatroom - I think they were grabbing yahoo handles and using some kind of netcop thing to get the home address and telephone number *they said they got the info from her electronic signatures when she agreed to the service*. I'm gonna call the BBB and complain
And thank you for voting
evening bump......
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bumping for more reading pleasure for the masses
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So Johnny A. Modeo decided to meet Binks ( the rat bastard) at the Dublin Pub to hand over the tape that was making Nevada sweat bullets instead of shooting them.It would cause a major scandal in the metropolitan area.....IF it fell in the wrong hands. Let us rejoin our story...............................
Johnny walked sullenly in the cold and foggy night. The tape tucked into his jacket.....fedora pulled down low over his eyes. On top of everything else, he just learned that DLL was a Fugawi princess.......the FUGAWIS for crisssakes!!He was half Fugawi himself......"I should have known by the multi colored eyes..and the words she screamed when we made love", he thought.This would shame the entire Fugawi Nation.....WE'RE THE FUGAWI!! would never be said proudly again. Johnny kicked a crushed Bud can out of the way and took a deep drag on his Lucky.......totally numbed by the whole thing by now. Now where the hell is Binks??
A squeaky voice said, "Hey, Modeo.....over here." Johnny looked through the fog....and there he was.....Binks...Johnny recognized the wiggly nose and whiskers anywhere. But who was that standing behind him?..Johnny swallowed hard......Good Lord!!! BOBBIN BOY!!! 6' 7" 300 pds. of wrought iron, barbed wire, and TNT..all wrapped up in a Buster Brown suit. "Binks....ugly as ever....and hello Bobbin Boy....I thought I put you away for a 30 year vacation with a cellmate named Bubba.".."Yeah well, Johnny......I made my own transfer......kinda unscheduled if you know what I mean." He looked rediculous, but Johnny was wary of him."God help us all if he got the Rappin' Smurfs together.....but no sign of them....that would be another time I'm sure.
"OK, Binks.......here's the sex tape of Nevada and DLL.....Do with it what you want.......she means nothing to me." Binks was shaking his butt and wiggling his nose like crazy from happiness as Bobbin Boy smirked that evil smirk.....Binks reached his paw out....waiting..........waiting......" C'mon Johnny...hand it over willya? We had a deal.....2 million dollars, Ranger season tickets and your own parking spot in the Theatre District. I can use that tape to make millions.....I won't need Nevada kicking me to the curb anymore..or tht DLL dame wrinkling her nose at me....Give it up!!"
Johnny froze..........thoughts of DLL moved over him like a Jones Beach wave.....he...couldn't...........do it.. He had feelings for her that he never had before....plus...she was Fugawi...and Fugawi hang together.....somewhere....wherever that was......Hell he didn't know where. Johnny flicked his lighter..........and ignited the tape!!! WHOOOOOOSH! It disintegrated faster than Janet Jackson's bra cup.
Binks squeaked pitifully as Bobbin Boy rushed forward. The sap never saw my right cross....POW!!!!!!! BAMMMMMM!!!He fell over onto Binks.....knocking him out too.
Johnny walked sullenly in the cold and foggy night. The tape tucked into his jacket.....fedora pulled down low over his eyes. On top of everything else, he just learned that DLL was a Fugawi princess.......the FUGAWIS for crisssakes!!He was half Fugawi himself......"I should have known by the multi colored eyes..and the words she screamed when we made love", he thought.This would shame the entire Fugawi Nation.....WE'RE THE FUGAWI!! would never be said proudly again. Johnny kicked a crushed Bud can out of the way and took a deep drag on his Lucky.......totally numbed by the whole thing by now. Now where the hell is Binks??
A squeaky voice said, "Hey, Modeo.....over here." Johnny looked through the fog....and there he was.....Binks...Johnny recognized the wiggly nose and whiskers anywhere. But who was that standing behind him?..Johnny swallowed hard......Good Lord!!! BOBBIN BOY!!! 6' 7" 300 pds. of wrought iron, barbed wire, and TNT..all wrapped up in a Buster Brown suit. "Binks....ugly as ever....and hello Bobbin Boy....I thought I put you away for a 30 year vacation with a cellmate named Bubba.".."Yeah well, Johnny......I made my own transfer......kinda unscheduled if you know what I mean." He looked rediculous, but Johnny was wary of him."God help us all if he got the Rappin' Smurfs together.....but no sign of them....that would be another time I'm sure.
"OK, Binks.......here's the sex tape of Nevada and DLL.....Do with it what you want.......she means nothing to me." Binks was shaking his butt and wiggling his nose like crazy from happiness as Bobbin Boy smirked that evil smirk.....Binks reached his paw out....waiting..........waiting......" C'mon Johnny...hand it over willya? We had a deal.....2 million dollars, Ranger season tickets and your own parking spot in the Theatre District. I can use that tape to make millions.....I won't need Nevada kicking me to the curb anymore..or tht DLL dame wrinkling her nose at me....Give it up!!"
Johnny froze..........thoughts of DLL moved over him like a Jones Beach wave.....he...couldn't...........do it.. He had feelings for her that he never had before....plus...she was Fugawi...and Fugawi hang together.....somewhere....wherever that was......Hell he didn't know where. Johnny flicked his lighter..........and ignited the tape!!! WHOOOOOOSH! It disintegrated faster than Janet Jackson's bra cup.
Binks squeaked pitifully as Bobbin Boy rushed forward. The sap never saw my right cross....POW!!!!!!! BAMMMMMM!!!He fell over onto Binks.....knocking him out too.
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Johnny chuckled as he looked at them....they looked like a Twister game gone wrong. He popped into the telephone booth and called O'Hanrahan at the 6th......"Garbage pickup, Irish."
He tipped his fedora.......lit up a Lucky and walked slowly into the night.......knowing a princess would be safe again. Heartbroken, sore,tired.... but Johnny knew in his heart that DLL's path would cross his.....as well as danger. He was one with Fugawi.
To be continued...............
He tipped his fedora.......lit up a Lucky and walked slowly into the night.......knowing a princess would be safe again. Heartbroken, sore,tired.... but Johnny knew in his heart that DLL's path would cross his.....as well as danger. He was one with Fugawi.
To be continued...............
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3 weeks later............Johnny's office in Miami...........10:00 PM
It was the end of another unremarkable day in the city. I was relaxing.....starting my Havana Club ........lighting up a Lucky. Life was endless days thinking of DLL......what was...what could have been. The last 3 weeks were one big haze..........I was hanging out at the Dew Drop Inn....slugging back rum........my only companions were depression and heartache. I felt like the punching bag at a Rocky Marciano workout.
I had my feet up on my desk....pondering the twists life takes, the meaning of life....cosmic intervention..... how many licks to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop......when my door burst open with a bang!!! I didn't even bother looking up. "OK , Epstein...I'll have the rent for ya tomorrow...OK? Things have been kinda slow....".Than it hit me.......that scent....... a special perfume....and what else?...Horse sweat!! I knew that could only be....DLL!
She was standing there in all her glory......5'6" of sex appeal wrapped in black skintight jodphers and black riding boots with a low cut midriff bearing white sweater. I looked hard at her....my eyes looking up and down her body...stopping at her face..Those eyes.....God.....those eyes....they seemed to change color at every blink.
Not a word was spoken...the only sound was my paddle fan whirring.......she strode over........climbing on my desk like a cheetah ready to pounce. I reached for her and kissed her hard.....our bodies pressed against each other. I ripped her sweater off in one pull, exposing her perfect breasts. Papers, clothes, folders went flying. My mouth teasing each nipple........exploring her every crevice and fold..Moans and groans filled the air like confetti on New Year's Eve. I lapped at her mound , devouring her as she gripped my head tightly in her hands. After drinking her nectar, she straddled me facing my feet, and proceeded to ride me into heights I thought were humanly impossible. Up and down she rode.....driven by our special rhythm......And so it went......3.....4......5...6...times.....each time more explosive than the last. We finally collapsed on my couch.....panting for breath. "Nice to see ya , Pretty One", I said....grinning. "I see you are still.....packing.", DLL replied...smiling sweetly.
It was the end of another unremarkable day in the city. I was relaxing.....starting my Havana Club ........lighting up a Lucky. Life was endless days thinking of DLL......what was...what could have been. The last 3 weeks were one big haze..........I was hanging out at the Dew Drop Inn....slugging back rum........my only companions were depression and heartache. I felt like the punching bag at a Rocky Marciano workout.
I had my feet up on my desk....pondering the twists life takes, the meaning of life....cosmic intervention..... how many licks to get to the middle of a Tootsie Pop......when my door burst open with a bang!!! I didn't even bother looking up. "OK , Epstein...I'll have the rent for ya tomorrow...OK? Things have been kinda slow....".Than it hit me.......that scent....... a special perfume....and what else?...Horse sweat!! I knew that could only be....DLL!
She was standing there in all her glory......5'6" of sex appeal wrapped in black skintight jodphers and black riding boots with a low cut midriff bearing white sweater. I looked hard at her....my eyes looking up and down her body...stopping at her face..Those eyes.....God.....those eyes....they seemed to change color at every blink.
Not a word was spoken...the only sound was my paddle fan whirring.......she strode over........climbing on my desk like a cheetah ready to pounce. I reached for her and kissed her hard.....our bodies pressed against each other. I ripped her sweater off in one pull, exposing her perfect breasts. Papers, clothes, folders went flying. My mouth teasing each nipple........exploring her every crevice and fold..Moans and groans filled the air like confetti on New Year's Eve. I lapped at her mound , devouring her as she gripped my head tightly in her hands. After drinking her nectar, she straddled me facing my feet, and proceeded to ride me into heights I thought were humanly impossible. Up and down she rode.....driven by our special rhythm......And so it went......3.....4......5...6...times.....each time more explosive than the last. We finally collapsed on my couch.....panting for breath. "Nice to see ya , Pretty One", I said....grinning. "I see you are still.....packing.", DLL replied...smiling sweetly.
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"Ummmmmm...Johnny...I just wanted to thank you for destroying that tape.....word on the streets is that you even took on Bobbin Boy to do it." "No worries, tootsie.......all in a day's work ya know. Chief Wearwe thanked me too."
" I know Nevada would thank you too, even though he would prefer to kill you.", she said nervously. I coolly smiled and lit a Lucky..."Ahhhhh, fuck 'em... he can send me flowers."
"Well, he sent me ..THIS." and she held up her hand. On her finger was a rock the size of the iceberg that took down the Titanic!! "Holyyyyyyyyyy shit! You are NOT....you couldn't BE.....", I sputtered. " I....guess.........we...are. We haven't set a date .......yet." The way she said it was like she was in between denial and happiness.
A steamroller couldn't flatten me anymore than seeing that ring on her finger...We both got dressed in silence."What would be a perfect topper to a weird night like this.", I thought. All of a sudden the door burst open again (nobody ever knocks or uses the doorknob). In walked ............Mrs. Nevada!!! Backed up by those holy terrors themselves...the Rappin' Smurfs!!!!! Not a pretty sight.....by all means. She looked mad enough to spit bullets...and the smurfs were in that something...something stage....hockey sticks held high. They meant business.....and it looked like I was open for it.
TO BE CONTINUED
" I know Nevada would thank you too, even though he would prefer to kill you.", she said nervously. I coolly smiled and lit a Lucky..."Ahhhhh, fuck 'em... he can send me flowers."
"Well, he sent me ..THIS." and she held up her hand. On her finger was a rock the size of the iceberg that took down the Titanic!! "Holyyyyyyyyyy shit! You are NOT....you couldn't BE.....", I sputtered. " I....guess.........we...are. We haven't set a date .......yet." The way she said it was like she was in between denial and happiness.
A steamroller couldn't flatten me anymore than seeing that ring on her finger...We both got dressed in silence."What would be a perfect topper to a weird night like this.", I thought. All of a sudden the door burst open again (nobody ever knocks or uses the doorknob). In walked ............Mrs. Nevada!!! Backed up by those holy terrors themselves...the Rappin' Smurfs!!!!! Not a pretty sight.....by all means. She looked mad enough to spit bullets...and the smurfs were in that something...something stage....hockey sticks held high. They meant business.....and it looked like I was open for it.
TO BE CONTINUED
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DLL said:
No kidding!
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"Soooooo.....star of stage, screen....and dumps?", Mrs. Nevada said icily........all she needed was smoke to come out of her mouth.
The Smurfs, Fast Eddie,Double J , and J Man,laughed their goofy laughs.....and banged their sticks on the floor. DLL hid behind me...I could feel her shaking in fear...and shame. "Hold it one second there ,sister.....you and those trolls of yours better march your keisters outta here!!!. Unless........" I reached for Ol' Faithful...my trusty Smith & Wesson. "Cool your tool, Modeo. I just wanted to see the little slut who was doing a "merger" with my husband. I'll get even. I'll fix you my pretty....you and your little horse too!!!" I expected her to disappear in a puff of smoke.....but she left quietly....with the Smurfs trudging behind her.....doing their 50 cent rap....and flashing me the bird. " See ya boys......don't take any bad slapshots now." I turned to DLL....."Looks like you have a new worst enemy, Pretty One." She nodded....tears welling up in her eyes. "Ok...Ok....turn off the water lines.....we'll be fine. I'm bringing in a couple of pals of mine......Cookie and Sterling.....I call them Beauty and the Beast.......they'd love a crack at this, especially against the Smurfs." I was wondering why Mrs. N was so interested in revenge on DLL...there was no more tape......or was there????
I placed a call to Cookie...who contacted Sterling...they were both on board and ready to go. We were going to meet at Rosy's Coffee Shop to make plans.....DLL's life depended on it.
The Smurfs, Fast Eddie,Double J , and J Man,laughed their goofy laughs.....and banged their sticks on the floor. DLL hid behind me...I could feel her shaking in fear...and shame. "Hold it one second there ,sister.....you and those trolls of yours better march your keisters outta here!!!. Unless........" I reached for Ol' Faithful...my trusty Smith & Wesson. "Cool your tool, Modeo. I just wanted to see the little slut who was doing a "merger" with my husband. I'll get even. I'll fix you my pretty....you and your little horse too!!!" I expected her to disappear in a puff of smoke.....but she left quietly....with the Smurfs trudging behind her.....doing their 50 cent rap....and flashing me the bird. " See ya boys......don't take any bad slapshots now." I turned to DLL....."Looks like you have a new worst enemy, Pretty One." She nodded....tears welling up in her eyes. "Ok...Ok....turn off the water lines.....we'll be fine. I'm bringing in a couple of pals of mine......Cookie and Sterling.....I call them Beauty and the Beast.......they'd love a crack at this, especially against the Smurfs." I was wondering why Mrs. N was so interested in revenge on DLL...there was no more tape......or was there????
I placed a call to Cookie...who contacted Sterling...they were both on board and ready to go. We were going to meet at Rosy's Coffee Shop to make plans.....DLL's life depended on it.
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oh my!! is right DLL. I bet that amazon is pretty horny!
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