DocTemplar
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Mini skirt, no panties, legs open just enough - and a teasing smile on her face.
Just how drunk can a skunk get?
Just how drunk can a skunk get?
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drunk enough to fuck a squirrel.Mini skirt, no panties, legs open just enough - and a teasing smile on her face.
Just how drunk can a skunk get?
Four. I take my sugar with added bromide, just to control the urges.drunk enough to fuck a squirrel.
How many lumps of sugar do you take in your tea?
Not very, it's an acquired taste. Learn to swallow and love it bitch!Four. I take my sugar with added bromide, just to control the urges.
How sweet are you?
The dirty jokes in this thread... Salty!What is "salt of the earth"?
Why? Because cock cheese on bread is just... disgusting. (How's that for a filthy answer?)Someone's blackmailing her after hacking her OnlyQueens.
Who the hell came up with cheese? Mixing cows milk with whey? What? Why?
3 reasons: Lubrication, Lubrication, Lubrication... Do not "spread the biscuits" without lubrication!What's the deal with buttered buscuits?
3 reasons: Lubrication, Lubrication, Lubrication... Do not "spread the biscuits" without lubrication!
How do you set up a doorbell camera?
It's encouraged at bukkake!Oh, techniques differ a lot. Where do you want it? Inside the fire alarm? A stuffed toy? I also do bathroom mirrors, but that's going to cost you.
Is acapella acceptable at karaoke?
I asked and he said that was a weird question to ask while spitroasting someone. I'll ask again. He said he's cumming.It's encouraged at bukkake!
Who was Prince Albert?
At my age any cunt that'll let me tryI asked and he said that was a weird question to ask while spitroasting someone. I'll ask again. He said he's cumming.
What's the best country to visit?
It gives you the opportunity to learn new positions and practices, speaking of which,At my age any cunt that'll let me try
How does travel broaden the mind?
At this time of year, a very cold twat.It gives you the opportunity to learn new positions and practices, speaking of which,
I know what Oyster Rockefeller is, but what is a Viennese Oyster?
Your Momma fucked a Sasquatch.At this time of year, a very cold twat.
What do big feet signify?
Have sex in mausoleums. Duh!What does a Cryptobiologist do?
When you give a two buck whore an orgasm of her lifetime,she thanks you profusely,her pimp asks ,how much did the John pay and she says it was in a cryptocurrency that only she can keep .Have sex in mausoleums. Duh!
What is cryptocurrency?
Miracles of nature: That's when you only fuck her in the ass, cum all up in her colon and somehow she still gets pregnant!When you give a two buck whore an orgasm of her lifetime,she thanks you profusely,her pimp asks ,how much did the John pay and she says it was in a cryptocurrency that only she can keep .
Aware of GI kids ?
The way the GI bill works is after the soldier of your choice comes to your house and fucks you senseless, you will then receive an invoice with payment expected within ten days.Miracles of nature: That's when you only fuck her in the ass, cum all up in her colon and somehow she still gets pregnant!
How does the GI bill work?
Squirt. duh!Because if you're only looking at video porn, you're a barbarian. Enjoy porn in all it's forms!
What's your favorite drink?
CreampieSquirt. duh!
What's your favorite food?
The one with the little man in it!what is your favorite boat?
i Don’t know but like the titanic I would go down on youThe one with the little man in it!
Where is the Titanic?